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marvtha

marvtha

Dame Marvtha, Muffinmaker
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while poor mavtha was on my death bed fighting for her life...still a bit peakish!:sick: anyhoo marvtha had a visitor...junior jr's little brother!

sweet young thing...fresh out of high school and getting fresh with marvtha!

i feel like demi! ..| all the women are dating younger men..it's fashionable ya know!
marvtha been told i look like her too...okay the guy was legally blind but....he sensed my resembelance!

anyhoo he said his poor departed mama didn't raise her sons to treat women like junior jr treated me and that his pa is just an asshole...they don't speak much.....junior sr. jealous!

ya see big junior jr. who is really the baby of the family has been blessed with a donkey dick!:eek: unlike his older brother and pa who are hung like infants!;)

big junior jr's nickname is Timber because when you spot him you know there's A LOT of wood coming your way!....LOOK OUT!:help: (!)

anyhoo he asked if i was into scat! oh marvtha loves all kinda music not just slayer![-X
ella fitzgerald & duke ellington "zee bop de wa"........ marvtha versatile!
some heavier bands like 'linkin park' are experimenting with scat so marvtha said....."hells yea..it's the shit!"..|

he said when i started feeling better he take me out and turn me on to scat!

what should marvtha wear? he's pickin me up tonight...might have to go to wally world for a new dress!?

P.S. i asked about junior jr. just to be polite and he said he's been seeing produce peggy!:nono:

some skank that works at the produce stand at the corner of cherry and WHORE street!

peggy works there because it is a smorgasbord of vegatables & fruits to shove up her twat!:grrr: cucumbers, squash .......... nothing out of season in her hole![-X

she'll drop junior jr when she realizes she can get more satisfaction from a little jalepeno pepper....much hotter too........now you hush!:didisay:

anyhoo mama said one day she was at the stand buying some peaches for a pie and produce peggy dropped something. she bent over to pick it up and an apple came flying out of her ass!:eek:

mama said she had a short skirt on and was wearing a thong. the string was so far up her ass that it cut the apple in half![-X one half hit mama in the cheek and the other landed in ol' man pott's lap. he just dipped it in caramel and had a snack![-X she's such a nasty bitch!

Timber got the looks and BIG pickle of the family and he is taking me to a scat concert!:gogirl:

maybe marvtha will get a nice brown dress ...it being autumn and all!


ze bop ye be boo wat wat..marvtha scattin already!

cradle robbin marvtha:-$
 
I see the lack of your original medication has led you to embark on the promiscuity of your former life Marvtha - how very dissapointing. And the scat Issues? - we really have plunged deeper into a life of depravity and filth!

Why don't you come back to the Dark Place - Don't you hear it calling you?
 
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Marvtha please use this wisely - for your twat, asshole and most of all your dirty little mouth ;)
 
Nonimus said:
I see the lack of your original medication has led you to embark on the promiscuity of your former life Marvtha - how very dissapointing. And the scat Issues? - we really have plunged deeper into a life of depravity and filth!

Why don't you come back to the Dark Place - Don't you hear it calling you?
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the only thing i hear calling is ella...ze boo de wa :p
SHOOOOOOOOO:grrr:
 
The General said:
Well you will get a nice brown dress if you get into scat...
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GO AWAY![-X
marvtha was hotter for you than sam was for frodo!

all those nights of stalking you in and out of legion halls....i saw you playing warheads with those vets![-X

did you hear me playing those beautiful slayer songs on my boob box outside your window....all for naught!:cry:
well POO on you general...marvtha has a date with TIMBER!

pssst...... call me later tonight ........PLEASE CALL ME......:cry:
 
Sweetie, it's time to up the medication (or turn it down a notch, depending on the case)!

Scat? You REALLY don't wanna go there! Trust me! (Please)
 
The General said:
Are you suggesting a double date? Shame on you...

As for Slayer, well therein lies the problem. Never did like Slayer. Got any Johnny Mathis?
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i'll look for the cd at wally world!..|

if that's what it takes to get into your pants then....johnny mathis it is!;)

marvtha not suggesting double date but perhaps.....a back-up in case things go wrong with TIMBER!?

with the 'shitty' week marvtha has had i deserve a fun night out!!!:gogirl:

OH.....TIMBER called and said first he was takin me to an mexican buffet place!
he said the burritos were great!

after that "we''ll be knee deep in scat!"(!) he exclaimed!
that must be the name of the club where the concerts at...."knee deep"???? cute name!

gotta scoot.... roseanne is going to wally world with me. she has to pick up darlene's depression meds at the pharmacy!

see it coulda been you general "scattin" with marvtha........maybe next time?!?;)(*8*)
 
Marvtha, I hope you have a wonderful evening with Junior Jr. Perhaps he'll treat you to a shower.
 
Why are you guys pissing on Marvtha's parade? She has a man, she's going to get a new dress, and she is going to a concert of scat! Ella Fitzgerald was the queen of scat, and I don't know why Marvtha shouldn't enjoy a concert and some music. It will probably be good for her. "Music soothes the savage beast."

"Scat singing is vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice. Also it is a type of voice instrumental. While the use of nonsense syllables in singing long predates scat, scat singing is distinguished by the fact that rather than using the sounds to exactly reproduce the melodic line, improvisations are made with the melody and rhythm, much as in other jazz improvisations.
Another form of jazz singing, vocalese, is closely related, but uses lyrics rather than nonsense syllables. Often, rather than improvising melodies, practitioners of vocalese sing lyrics to improvisations by instrumental performers."

If scat involves nonsense syllables, then it is perfectly obvious why Marvtha would love it.
 
sinfulsimon said:
For some reason I have no trouble at all understanding these threads. Should I be worried?
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yes...yes you should...there's something about the way she talks that just scares me and makes me wanna go in a corner and shake and cry...tho i'm too manly to do that.

instead i'll just go in a corner and masturbate.
 
james1200 said:
i don't understand any of her/his threads...what the hell is going on?
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James, I don't think anyone understands! We're just trying to help her/him out! With all the suffering that's taken place, that's all we can do, so he/she never has to go to the dark side!

Marvtha, did you hear me, I'm defending you again! Let's go to the back of the room! There's still some Jager left, we can have a little more fun!
 
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