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yuty
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Well, your darling yuty just lost his virginity approximately 28 minutes ago. And yuty is wondering why he spend so much time obsessing over sex.
Sex isn't all that. At least it wasn't for me. I met a fellow college undergraduate who goes to a nearby school in Mass., on Manhunt.net. I already knew him prior to meeting him on Manhunt.net. After a irritating game of "Person 1: So....., Person 2: Yeah...." we finally decided to hook up....in a library bathroom. He gave me a three-second blowjob (he barely licked it...) and I gave him a half-hour blowjob (it turns out I am wanton slut of a cocksucker...literally). Neither of us came. He just said, "Okay, that's enough...." and he left.
The next day we hooked up in my single dormitory (why we didn't go there in the first goddamn place...
) and we proceeded to have "real" sex. First things first, I didn't find my sexual partner attractive at all. He wasn't ugly or anything. It's just that it seemed like I was having sex with a girl that just so happened to have a dick. In fact, I couldn't take my eyes of his body and kinda ignored his face (for which I feel guilty) but I could tell he didn't find me attractive at all either. Hell, he barely talked to me. When we hooked up, it was like we were meeting for a study session not hot, delicious sex. My sexual partner was a bottom who supposedly had sexual experience before. However I too was a bottom who hadn't had sexual experience before. So we didn't mesh. I was more than willing to be top, but he just wanted to do oral and mutual masturbation. Which was fine, but kinda disappointing. (Does that NOT make me an ex-virgin; am I still a virgin?
) Anyway, we 69'ed which was kinda fun. A mouth on a penis wasn't as earthshattering as I imagined but it was good. A penis in my mouth is like trying to consume a Octoberfest sausage. I did my best not put teethmarks on it.
He jacked me off to completion (which was okay; I've had better masturbation exercises) and I TRIED to jack him off but the guy couldn't stay hard. I tried everything to arouse him: licking and nippling his nipples, biting his ass, giving him a hickey, a little bit of frottage, etc. NOTHING worked. I was very annoyed and a little disappointed in myself. Am I THAT unarousing?
Finally, he decided to go to the kissing. Believe it or not, I've never been kissed. I didn't know the first thing about kissing. Through various years of watching porn, I could give a good blowjob by observation. I was also pretty good at foreplay. But I ignored a rather crucial part of sex: kissing. And it didn't help the fact that I didn't WANT to kiss him. He has a small beard and mustache (which I HATE on men...) and he had an afro (another thing I hate...) and his facial hair kept scraping my oh so delicate face. It felt like trying to bop for an apple in barrel made of sandpaper. I tried normal kissing, but he went straight for tongue. I didn't want his tongue in my mouth anymore than he wanted my dick up his ass. So it was kinda like Helm's Deep in Lord of the Rings. My mouth was determined not let the villainous tongue inside my orifice. I really thought I would like kissing, but I don't. At least not with him. After much prodding, (he just jacked himself off while I played with his balls) he finally came.
Aftersex is awkward. Very awkward. It's kinda like like after masturbation except there's another person in the room. We dressed and cleaned in silence. I lied saying I would see him again soon, but that was lie and he knew it.
Sex isn't all that. In fact, I'm not looking foreword to doing it again. It's tiring, it's irritating and it's awkward. I hope, I'm wrong and some guy will make me a have orgasmic seizures in bed but I didn't really have any fun. Also, I feel dirty. REALLY, REALLY dirty. I'm taking a shower after this. Right now I have Listerine in my mouth and I'm pouring anti-bacterial alcohol on my penis, balls and my ass.
THINGS I LEARNED AND ADVISE TO VIRGINS:
1) Don't have sex with someone just to have sex. Especially if you don't find them attractive or you're not attracted to them.
2) Never lose the lube. Spending ten minutes looking for the lube isn't fun and ruins the mood.
3) Learn beforehand whether or not your sexual partner who claims to bottom/top will ACTUALLY bottom for you/top you when it comes to doing the deed.
4) Never kiss a guy with a beard for your first time. It takes a little extra something that young virgins don't possess.
5) Blowjobs are fun. Try not use to teeth. Don't let him face-fuck you. It's like having someone shove a staff repeatedly against the back of your throat.
6) Have Lysol or some sort of disinfectant present for aftersex. You're gonna feel dirty. Having your hand up someone's ass will be cool in the heat of the moment but afterwards you'll be like "EW GROSSSS!" Also have Listerine to gargle the bad taste of saliva and dick out of your mouth.
7) Wait. Having sex just for the sake of sex isn't fulfilling at all. I can't believe I just typed that but yes, it's true. Your parent were right. Wait to have sex with someone you actually are attracted to and you actually have some feelings for. Having sex with none of the criteria above just doesn't feel right at all....
Sex isn't all that. At least it wasn't for me. I met a fellow college undergraduate who goes to a nearby school in Mass., on Manhunt.net. I already knew him prior to meeting him on Manhunt.net. After a irritating game of "Person 1: So....., Person 2: Yeah...." we finally decided to hook up....in a library bathroom. He gave me a three-second blowjob (he barely licked it...) and I gave him a half-hour blowjob (it turns out I am wanton slut of a cocksucker...literally). Neither of us came. He just said, "Okay, that's enough...." and he left.
The next day we hooked up in my single dormitory (why we didn't go there in the first goddamn place...


He jacked me off to completion (which was okay; I've had better masturbation exercises) and I TRIED to jack him off but the guy couldn't stay hard. I tried everything to arouse him: licking and nippling his nipples, biting his ass, giving him a hickey, a little bit of frottage, etc. NOTHING worked. I was very annoyed and a little disappointed in myself. Am I THAT unarousing?

Finally, he decided to go to the kissing. Believe it or not, I've never been kissed. I didn't know the first thing about kissing. Through various years of watching porn, I could give a good blowjob by observation. I was also pretty good at foreplay. But I ignored a rather crucial part of sex: kissing. And it didn't help the fact that I didn't WANT to kiss him. He has a small beard and mustache (which I HATE on men...) and he had an afro (another thing I hate...) and his facial hair kept scraping my oh so delicate face. It felt like trying to bop for an apple in barrel made of sandpaper. I tried normal kissing, but he went straight for tongue. I didn't want his tongue in my mouth anymore than he wanted my dick up his ass. So it was kinda like Helm's Deep in Lord of the Rings. My mouth was determined not let the villainous tongue inside my orifice. I really thought I would like kissing, but I don't. At least not with him. After much prodding, (he just jacked himself off while I played with his balls) he finally came.
Aftersex is awkward. Very awkward. It's kinda like like after masturbation except there's another person in the room. We dressed and cleaned in silence. I lied saying I would see him again soon, but that was lie and he knew it.
Sex isn't all that. In fact, I'm not looking foreword to doing it again. It's tiring, it's irritating and it's awkward. I hope, I'm wrong and some guy will make me a have orgasmic seizures in bed but I didn't really have any fun. Also, I feel dirty. REALLY, REALLY dirty. I'm taking a shower after this. Right now I have Listerine in my mouth and I'm pouring anti-bacterial alcohol on my penis, balls and my ass.
THINGS I LEARNED AND ADVISE TO VIRGINS:
1) Don't have sex with someone just to have sex. Especially if you don't find them attractive or you're not attracted to them.
2) Never lose the lube. Spending ten minutes looking for the lube isn't fun and ruins the mood.
3) Learn beforehand whether or not your sexual partner who claims to bottom/top will ACTUALLY bottom for you/top you when it comes to doing the deed.
4) Never kiss a guy with a beard for your first time. It takes a little extra something that young virgins don't possess.
5) Blowjobs are fun. Try not use to teeth. Don't let him face-fuck you. It's like having someone shove a staff repeatedly against the back of your throat.
6) Have Lysol or some sort of disinfectant present for aftersex. You're gonna feel dirty. Having your hand up someone's ass will be cool in the heat of the moment but afterwards you'll be like "EW GROSSSS!" Also have Listerine to gargle the bad taste of saliva and dick out of your mouth.
7) Wait. Having sex just for the sake of sex isn't fulfilling at all. I can't believe I just typed that but yes, it's true. Your parent were right. Wait to have sex with someone you actually are attracted to and you actually have some feelings for. Having sex with none of the criteria above just doesn't feel right at all....