sex question

[Andreus]

is it more important for cirumcised or uncircumcised men to use their fingers to make sure their ass is clean before using an enema to clean out their poop before they have anal sex?

did that cover all the bases?

 

[Christopher123]

Ummmm... just curious... what would cut or uncut have to do with their ass?

 

[ronnie_h]

hmm.. sorry, I don't understand the question either.. or is it just the start of cut/uncut thread #5,119,768...

 

[Andreus]

hmm.. sorry, I don't understand the question either.. or is it just the start of cut/uncut thread #5,119,768...

... and sarcastically so

Only on every second Thursday of the month between the hours of 7:15AM - 1:22PM.

lol

I knew you'd get it

sorry

the spirit of Herry overtook me for a minute and i couldn't keep away from the start thread button

 

[GL]

I could care less so long as I've got a hole to mount.

It's been a long dry spell.

 

[Andreus]

I could care less so long as I've got a hole to mount.

It's been a long dry spell.

which raises another element to the discussion


is it more important for cirumcised or uncircumcised men to use their fingers to make sure their ass is clean before using an enema to clean out their poop before they have anal sex and how much lube should be used ?

ooh

herry would be soooo proud

 

[GL]

which raises another element to the discussion


is it more important for cirumcised or uncircumcised men to use their fingers to make sure their ass is clean before using an enema to clean out their poop before they have anal sex and how much lube should be used ?

ooh

herry would be soooo proud

I would say that it is equally important for both circumcised and uncircumcised men to root around back there and make sure they are clean. After the enema has taken effect, you don't want to have to do more work if you have any serious "blow-back" issues.

As for the amount of lube all I will tell you is that a "dry" hump is not the sort of friction you want to endure. You get all burned and raw and that just makes it worse when you have to sit down.

If I may... Is it more important for circumcised or uncircumcised men to clean out their navels prior to licking out jello shots on saturday nights? Discuss...

 

[Andreus]

personal experience

belly button lint can be a nuisance when it gets stuch in the back of the throat

i'd say... at least for circumcised guys that clean out their ass befor anal sex...

a clean belly button is preferable

 

[Andreus]

in other words... stick your finger up your ass and then smell it.

if it smells bad cleaning may be in order

if you clean it right who needs lube and condoms



disclaimer... this is a satire. no one has advised anyone that it is wise to smell your finger after you stick it up your ass. if you choose to have unsafe smelling, do so at your own risk. the posts in this thread reflect the opinions of the posters, not the odor of their holes.

 

[Andreus]

respnse to adidas post...

well bend over and give me a sniff

but only if you are circumcised

i hate the way uncircumcised butholes smell

i'd never smell one of those

 

[Andreus]

This town needs a good enema....

ok

how big is your bag?

 

[BenF]

is it more important for cirumcised or uncircumcised men to use their fingers to make sure their ass is clean before using an enema to clean out their poop before they have anal sex?

did that cover all the bases?

As long as they have watched Brokeback Mountain first and then cried themselves to sleep listening to melancholy song lyrics that have to be copy and pasted in their entirity for no good reason.

 

[Andreus]

As long as they have watched Brokeback Mountain first and then cried themselves to sleep listening to melancholy song lyrics that have to be copy and pasted in their entirity for no good reason.

in other words...

right clicking on the mouse too often causes digital depression and fatigue, but exercising said digit with the use of a gay dvd and a player can reverse this unfortunate trend

You cant tell if mine is circumcised or not, the three foot of prolapsed colon obscures any evidence.

sounds like a sad and smelly tail

 

[Andreus]

and makes the comment " jump up my ass" an offer, not an insult

 

[MidnightPrism]

I better tie a rope around my waist. If I fall in someone can use it to pull me out

 

[Andreus]

i've always been a firm believer in not circumcising your elephants' trunks

it is just mutilation as far as i'm concerned.

they should have the right to choose when they reach a cognizant state of evolutionary developement.

 

[Oogleman]

funniest thread for ages lol - you guys are nuts!

 

[MidnightPrism]

Dreu likes those elephant trunks. His member fits in one like a glove.

 

[BenF]

What do elephants use for tampons?

Four candles.



(sorry - wrong pun, I needed the joke next door)

 

[Andreus]

What do elephants use for tampons?

sheep?