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It's a shame that kids today don't have attention spans long enough to endure a theme song this long, like from the awesomely 80s cartoon "She-Ra." It's easily the fiercest opening sequence to ever be on TV. The part when she says "E-vil FORces of HORDAK!" is pretty much the best thing ever. It sounds like a drunken Eartha Kitt impersonation.When I was a child it was one of my favorite cartoons. It was just like "He-Man" in every way, but for some reason I always prefered the Princess of Power to her overly tan and muscley counterpart. The villains were better too and so were the story lines--sort of like how "Xena" was always better than "Hercules." Which brings me to my next point, if you never watched "She-Ra" before, it was just like an animated "Xena," only She-Ra had waaaay better cheekbones and would never--absolutely never--have a dykey sidekick. Plus, she was very sexy, had a nice body and had a feminine attitude. What little girl--or boy--wouldn't want to be her?
Tabloid Prodigy
It's a shame that kids today don't have attention spans long enough to endure a theme song this long, like from the awesomely 80s cartoon "She-Ra." It's easily the fiercest opening sequence to ever be on TV. The part when she says "E-vil FORces of HORDAK!" is pretty much the best thing ever. It sounds like a drunken Eartha Kitt impersonation.When I was a child it was one of my favorite cartoons. It was just like "He-Man" in every way, but for some reason I always prefered the Princess of Power to her overly tan and muscley counterpart. The villains were better too and so were the story lines--sort of like how "Xena" was always better than "Hercules." Which brings me to my next point, if you never watched "She-Ra" before, it was just like an animated "Xena," only She-Ra had waaaay better cheekbones and would never--absolutely never--have a dykey sidekick. Plus, she was very sexy, had a nice body and had a feminine attitude. What little girl--or boy--wouldn't want to be her?
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