Survivor Gabon Cast Is Up!

[Aratron]

And For Those Who Disagree And Believe Foolishly That The Winner Should Be Based On Who Played The Game Best Is Blind To The Realities Of The Game. NO ONE Votes For The One Most Deserving Because Of That Person's Game-Play. Natalie Voted For Parvati In Survivor Micronesia Because She Wanted To Get Her Between The Sheets And Had The HOTS For Her. Ozzie Voted For Amanda Because He Hated Parvati For Screwing Him Over And He Had The HOTS For Amanda.

From 115 jurors you just named 2. How is that a majority?

So With Such Trivial Qualifications As Justification For Voting A Winner Of Survivor - Supporting A Gay Brother Because He Is Gay Is Not Only Honorable - But Undeniably - The Right Thing To Do.

Right thing to do according to whom?

 

[Laststraw21]

You know, when Americans went for Obama, I was really worried that this meant that illogical thinking, crazy theories and abject stupidity were now all dead to America, and I would never again get to see these mirthless qualities play out in my country of origin.

Thank goodness then for this thread where these things are still alive and well!

Ha. Unfortunately, I believe those qualities are here to stay.

And thanks to the person who answered my question about the reunion. :]

 

[Laststraw21]

Not you of course. You're obviously one of the smart ones

Likewise, buddy.

 

[falconfan]

I Would Hope According To One's Own Gay Sensibilities. It Really Is A Matter Of Family Values - To Support And Defend Our Brothers. If Not For Each Other - Then Upon Whom Can We Rely?

I Was Amused By How Many Believed That Marcus Was Charlie's Ally And Someone Upon Whom Charlie Could Depend To Make It To The End. When Will We Ever Learn? Putting One's Faith In Someone Who Is Not A Member Of Our Family Will Always End In Ruin. Charlie Learned That The Hard Way.

Had Charlie Not Allowed His Emotions To Usurp His Reason For Being On Survivor, Had He Not Allowed Some Str8 Boy To Play Him For A Fool, I Dare Say Charlie Would Have Had More Success Using His Own Capabilities. It Was A Costly Distraction And A Lesson We Would All Do Well To Remember.

1) I am not your family. We are not all one family. Stop referring to us as such. It's weird and as I've said before cultish.

2) Why do you never respond to any of my perfectly reasonable posts that respond to crazy bigoted statements. Whether you like to acknowledge it or not logic and reason still exists.

3) Why the fuck do you capitalize every word... I really want to know.

 

[falconfan]

He doesn't respond to our posts babe because he can't argue with them. Perhaps we should do likewise and just ignore him.

With all the sense it makes I just can't do it. I can't encounter someone so proud of being a bigot and not respond to their bigoted remarks even knowing it will do no good. I can't let sentiments like that go stated and not refuted.

 

[Aratron]

Ha. Unfortunately, I believe those qualities are here to stay.

And thanks to the person who answered my question about the reunion. :]

You're welcome

I Was Amused By How Many Believed That Marcus Was Charlie's Ally And Someone Upon Whom Charlie Could Depend To Make It To The End. When Will We Ever Learn? Putting One's Faith In Someone Who Is Not A Member Of Our Family Will Always End In Ruin. Charlie Learned That The Hard Way.

Had Charlie Not Allowed His Emotions To Usurp His Reason For Being On Survivor, Had He Not Allowed Some Str8 Boy To Play Him For A Fool, I Dare Say Charlie Would Have Had More Success Using His Own Capabilities. It Was A Costly Distraction And A Lesson We Would All Do Well To Remember.

Oh so how did Todd go to the end? As far as I can tell, Amanda and Courtney are not from "our family" Richard the same thing... And in who would Charlie put his faith if everyone there besides him is straight?

I'm surprised at how you divide gay and straight people. Are you like that with your relatives too?

 

[Aratron]

Before being gay, I am a human being like everyone else so I expect to be treated equal as a gay, bi or straight man/woman

 

[falconfan]

Richard Is Survivor God! He Showed Every Gay Man How To Play The Game To Win And Did. Pity This Society Couldn't Stomach The Success Of One Of Our Own And Exacted Their Typical Revenge By Putting Him In Jail For The Trumped Up Charge Of Tax Evasion. As If Any Gay Man Should Be Expected To Pay Taxes To Support A Society Steeped In The Decay Of Institutionalized Homophobia Like This One Anyway. Give Me A Break! But I'll Leave That For Another Day.

Todd Made It To The Finals Because He Was Underestimated. I Am Sure More Than One Of Them Thought To Themselves Who the hell would vote for a gay man over me? But In The End Todd Won Because He Knew How To Outplay A Str8 Boy And (Unlike Charlie) Wasn't Afraid To Do It.

Todd Won By One Vote - If I Recall - And That One Vote Was Jean-Robert. Suckered, Bamboozled And Outplayed By A Gay Boy Who Knew What Every Gay Man Knows - Stroke A Str8 Boy's Ego And He'll Be Rubbing Up Against Your Leg Like A Cat In Heat.

It Was Wonderful During The Survivor China Reunion Show To See Jean-Robert When Todd Revealed To Him He Outplayed Him During The Finale By Telling Him He Voted Him Out Because As A Player You were the best, strongest and THE most dangerous threat in the game - Then Unmasked His Strategy As If By A Simple Word - NOT!

Charlie Should Not Have Put His Faith In Anyone Except For Another Gay Man Which - As You Correctly Pointed Out - Was Not Available. Since Trust Was Not An Option - He Should Have Played The Game Knowing He Couldn't Trust Anyone. Play Them Yes. Trust Them No. Richard Knew How To Do It - So Did Todd. If Only Charlie Had Kept His Pants Zipped - The Next Sound He Would Have Heard Would Have Been Cha-ching

I get it now. It's a Borat type thing. Everything you say is just one big joke. It has to be. It's the only explanation because anyone who is intelligent enough to operate a computer can't think the above statements are anything short of laughable.

 

[falconfan]

Yeah, I'm going with performance art myself.

Minus any real artistry of course.

or the performance for that matter

 

[falconfan]

Now that we've settled that about Doughboy, can we start talking about how Morticae is obviously Bidude?

Oh sorry, I meant SoleMoiety. Yes, Morticae is obviously SoleMoiety. I'm sorry, it's hard to keep all your aliases straight Bidude.

Oops, there I go again...

Now Nikki just because Morticae happened to appear out of nowhere, choosing to post solely in this thread and expressing the same opinions and faulty logic of a Bidude who at the time immediately proceeding Morticae's random appearance stormed away vowing never again to post again in this thread doesn't mean that they are necessarily that they're the same person. True it strongly implies it but it doesn't mean it HAS to be... just probably is.

 

[falconfan]

Interestingly, the screen names become more difficult to remember/type. Bidude was a way catchier, easy to remember name than Sole Moiety which in turn was easier to type than Morticae.

This is worse than Beyonce becoming Sasha Fierce. It's more like Gary Brooke becoming Chris Gaines.

See for somereason it reminds me more of the John Cougar, John Cougar Mellencamp, John Mellencamp ordeal... I don't know why. It's not like the same base name was kept. I think perhaps because it just causes you to scratch your head and be like... WTF is that happening for?

 

[falconfan]

Maybe next time he should just do like Prince and use a sign for his screen name. LOL.

Then we call him "The Poster formally known as Bidude."

Can this be the sign?

 

[falconfan]

Seriously, Nik & Falcon... don't you have anything better to do than make ridiculous accusations?

I am not Morticae. Also, I don't need to hide behind another screen name like "Morticae" (whatever the hell that means) to state my opinion. If you don't believe me, then just ask the Mods to compare IP Address of my screen name (Bidude711 and SoleMoiety) with Morticae's IP Address. More so, I have better things to do in LIFE than fight on a message about poorly edited "reality" shows. I have done NOTHING to you two, yet you guys keep taking things to a personal level. This is the reason why I never open up to anyone I meet online...

The only reason why I changed by original screen name from Bidude711 to SoleMoiety was because I was bored with "Bidude" and wanted something interesting. Even then, I wasn't hiding the fact that I changed screen names... my D&G signature made it pretty obvious who I was.

Wow... how coincidental that you came back to the thread you would never come back to just minutes after your identity was called into question. It's truly baffling how such a coincidence occurs.


Also chill dude We're not taking it to a "personal" level. I don't know what you consider personal but this isn't personal to me.

 

[falconfan]

Yeah, it's hilarious to me. But certainly not personal.

Oh honey with you I am personal. VERY VERY personal.

 

[falconfan]

Well in my personal reality show, you always win and then I get to do dirty things with you.

I call it America's Next Top Bottom.

Hmmmm I like the premise but I'm not so sure about the name.

 

[falconfan]

Oh come on, you know Tyra and Bravo would go for it.

Excuse me CLEARLY Tyra doesn't go for anything that's not about Tyra.

Speaking of which we need a host. Now Probst would certainly love to watch but I'm not a fan of that. I wonder if Jman is available to host?

 

[falconfan]

I'm so down with J-Man hosting as long as he is shirtless all the time.

Also, I just realized Charlie from Survivor Gabon is already America's Next Top Bottom.

Really? I think his time is up and he failed to be top anything. I'd imagine he's more America's Last Middle Bottom.

 

[falconfan]

Yeah, and when he starts being clingy and creepy, poor Marcus is probably Project Run Away.

Very clever pun work. However we still need a name for our reality show in which you get to fuck me.

 

[falconfan]

Well you already told me you don't like the word Nikmatized so I'm all out. Why don't we just higher a marketing department and have sex while they come up with a name?

You know that sounds like a solid plan. It can be like a dress rehersal.

 

[Laststraw21]

Was there a new episode?