Temple of the Jasunites

[CaptainJohn]

Okay, here it is. Gather and worship as we await the Second Cumming.

Well, any cumming would do.

 

[CaptainJohn]

But he promised to be god!

 

[CGHJ]

Jasun demands sacrifice! How will you appease him? Hot sweaty details please

 

[Crashdown]

*worships*


Hmm... I could scrifice my virginity to him!

 

[Paws]

Here's some merchandise to go along with the praising:

 

[CaptainJohn]

Don't forget to send your love offerings to me, Captain John, to support the Temple. Only with your support can the Temple go on.

And by love offerings, I don't mean used condoms.

 

[duroc5088]

If sacrifices are to be made, then it would have to be a virgin.

I vote for Scorpion to lose his virginity to Soil. lol


LONG LIVE THE JASUN!!!!

 

[blankslate]

Who's Jasun?????????

ever heard of Jiminy Cricket? it's along the same lines. Except a little gayer, and he's always telling you to stand up for yourself. But he's about the same height

 

[cockman1701]

But I'm a Brijanite.

 

[Soilwork]

Here's some merchandise to go along with the praising:

Oh my God I HAVE to have one of those...

 

[Soilwork]

ever heard of Jiminy Cricket? it's along the same lines. Except a little gayer, and he's always telling you to stand up for yourself. But he's about the same height

you know, you kee being mean and I'll reach right up and hit you in the knee.

 

[Soilwork]

OK Ok Ok.. wait....


the GREAT thing about being a Jasunite is that you get to see the second cumming nightly

 

[GL]

OK Ok Ok.. wait....


the GREAT thing about being a Jasunite is that you get to see the second cumming nightly

And if we're especially reverent, will we get to see the third cumming?

 

[BenF]

Shouldn't this thread be in "Other obsessions"?

 

[Soilwork]

I think Religion and Spirituality is maybe a bit more fitting, don't you?

 

[The Gay Wizard]

converting to a Jasunite as I type this. Hail the Jasun!

doing the same here.

finally I a religion I can behind, or in front of depending on how Jasun wants it I suppose. Where do I sign up?

 

[Soilwork]

Jasunism is the only releigon where you can bow down AWAY from the icons.

 

[BlueLantern]

Sorry, once a banjoist, probably a banjoist

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=80

 

[mega]

I want one of those T-shirts!! Now!

 

[The Gay Wizard]

Sorry, once a banjoist, probably a banjoist

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/Gia...ootscript?SK=80

that comic is the funniest thing on the net, but I don't think anyone here would read it (I thought I was the only gay DnD player). I used to follow Banjo too but I converted to being a Jasunite cause well...Jasun = sexy.