THE GAY MAN's GUIDE TO THE WORST LYRICS EVER

[beatleshead]

I got inspired by a magazine...wat are the most terrible lyrics from a song that you can come up with....no matter how obscure or popular, lets list em! this should be fun...

I'll go first....with a weird one too...

SONG: MY DEATH

Author:Jacques Brel covered by david bowie

LYRIC: "my death waits between your thighs"

Now mind you this is a beautiful song...the chord structures and even most of the lyrics are stark and very interesting...but im sorry that lyric towards the end of the song just stops it to a dead halt for me...im into the song up until that point and then im like...WHAT!?

maybe im to immature to get it, but damn is that a bad lyric; when you can stop a beatiful song dead in its tracks.

 

[bokan800]

Soulja Boy - Crank That

do i need to say more?

 

[beatleshead]

Soulja Boy - Crank That

do i need to say more?

LOL i was gonna say exclude rap songs cos the bulk of them are STUPID! lol

 

[Gengar7s]

Soulja Boy - Crank That

do i need to say more?

Oh you stole mine! It was the 1st thing that popped into my head. Lol. The other would be Let Me Smell Yo Dick. Yes, it's a real song. YouTube it, there's even a music video

 

[LatinoSTAR]

99% of new commercial rap has horrible lyrics..

 

[MCsNo1Fn]

I Love New York, Madonna.
wtf was she thinkin

 

[fireside]

Oh you stole mine! It was the 1st thing that popped into my head. Lol. The other would be Let Me Smell Yo Dick. Yes, it's a real song. YouTube it, there's even a music video

Dude when you hear that song--you have to, now that it's been mentioned--you are completely blindsided by the sound.

No, it's not a particularly good sound by any stretch of [my] imagination, but it was light years from what I expected a song by that name to sound like.

 

[G-Lexington]

"Time will tell if we'll stand the test of time." - Sammy Hagar

Lex

 

[HollaDolla]

I've always loved the song but just the one line is really redundant.
"You got what I want, boy, and I want it."
from Aint No Other Man by Christina Aguilera

 

[evilest]

Heart shaped box. Good song but random lyrics about Courtney Love's Vagina of doom.

 

[martyj]

Some lyrics I've heard in pop songs that have cracked me up:

"If the light is off, then it isn't on" - Hilary Duff's attempt for teen depth in "So Yesterday."

"I don't know what's gotten into me, but I kinda think I know what it is" - Jessica Simpson showing her true colors pre-fish/poultry debacle in "I Think I'm In Love."

"People getting down, that's right, from AM to PM" - Christina Milian confusing day for night, or being around the wrong kind of people, in "AM to PM."

"When you leave, I'm begging you not to go" - Beyonce not grasping the concept of the unchangeable nature of things that have happened in "Crazy in Love."

Haha, that's just off of the top of my head with pop songs.

 

[gaz1978]

Coldplay - "What if?"

Every step that you take
Could be your biggest mistake
It could bend or it could break
But thats the risk you take

 

[goldenmunkey]

Im confused by Estelles' American Boy...

"He said, 'hey sister, its really really nice to meet ya, I've just met a 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type'"

I get confused... is hey saying that he just met a guy or is she? its not clear enough =/

 

[threepointshooter]

Fergie - London Bridge

How come everytime you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like
Londy-londy-londy wanna go down like
Londy-londy-londy we goin' down like

 

[goldenmunkey]

Fergie - London Bridge

How come everytime you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like
Londy-londy-londy wanna go down like
Londy-londy-londy we goin' down like

lol... I'm more confused about the music video... Did no-one tell the director that the bridge at the end is Tower Bridge and not London Bridge?

 

[G-Lexington]

"Hot sweet cherries on the vine." - Sammy Hagar (again), "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy". Are the cherries hot or sweet? They're presumably not "spicy hot" - cherries don't have that type of heat, and if they did, they wouldn't also be "sweet". Are they just very warm? Not TOO warm, because they're still growing on the...oh, yeah. Cherries don't grow on vines - they grow on trees. That's at least two problems in a six-word span. Nicely done.

"He was obviously hooking up bass, I assume." - L'Trimm, "Cars With the Boom". Um, was it obvious, or were you assuming?

Lex

 

[patricks07]

Pretty much anything written by Buckcherry. "Crazy Bitch" was awful enough, but they have a song called "Cream" in which the chorus is "Cream on me you will always be my deepest love yeah yeah." Ughh.

 

[Radio_Ethiopia]

Most annoying lyrics ever:
E-mail my heart
And say our love will never die (and I)
I know youre out there
And I know that you still care (I know you care)
E-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

- britney spears.

 

[syntax]

An Oldie, but Baddie -"MacArthur Park"

"MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!"

 

[threepointshooter]

Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

"We can do it till we both wake up"