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The Grand 'What If...'

elvnguardian

elvnguardian

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Okay, new Game... it's very simple... someone poses a question in the form of a 'what if' question, the next person answers, and then makes up a new one... I'll start us off:

What if you were the only person on a desert Island, how would you spend your time?
 
hmm Building a hut....finding water...food...then FRIDAY...then FRIDAY...once I had done FRIDAY...I would look for someone called SATURDAY.
Ok...What if you were given 5 millions dollars how would you spend it?
 
I'd cry my eyes out and hire an assassin.

What if your boyfriend decided to have a sex change and become a woman?
 
I am the younger man:badgrin: He left someone else years ago to be with me.If he ever finds the energy to go off with someone younger and with more sex drive he won't cope! I keep him very worn out and happy:D

What if you knew the world was going to end in six hours?






Edit: ^ sorry mate, I am a bit to slow at typing
 
If the world were going to end in 6 hours, I wish I had noticed the post 1/2 an hour ago... I would go out and throw the best 6 hour party ever... and watch the end of the world fireworks

What if you were had to go out on a date with the one person you couldn't stand or you're best friend would disappear forever?
 
If I were sent to Amish country, I would raise horses and raise barns... then when I'm all buff, travel back to see "the English" and find a cute husband

What would you do if the one thing that you cared about most suddenly became deadly?
 
^^^^^^ (I think) ...I'm Bi...no problem!

^^ I'd quack back.

^ Be VERY careful.

What would you do if you couldn't have sex anymore?
 
I wouldn't know the difference! :(

What if you could sell your soul to Satan in exchange for the man of your dreams?

< Devil's Advocate ;)
 
i would try to make a 2 for 1 deal with him (n.n)' and get the guy and the girl of my dreams(happy and proud to be bi)

what if your mom was gay and you find her making out with a girl on the couch?
 
God help the poor bugger who'd break into my house.... If the dog didn't get him, I would make sure he didn't enjoy his visit! All those CD's! :badgrin:


What would you do if you were accidentally locked in a huge department store overnight?

Eric
 
I'd tell them I'm pregnant and then throw myself down the stairs.

What if affordable, friendly robots existed and were programmed to clean your house and re-enact scenes from classic Three's Company episodes and went-a-wassailing even during the summertime and I was one of them?
 
Corny, Mtnbikeguy, StalwarkPK, ReasonedAnarchy, and any number of other board posters would be worn the fuck out from having so much sex with anyone they wanted.

As for me? I'd be mildly intrigued by the thought of sex with Janet Reno, but would opt instead to drink a few gallons of prison-quality toilet wine, throw up on the pumpkin-orange shag carpeting in the basement, and pass out on the futon.


Oh, and what if fat were the new thin?
 
I still would be thin cause i'm fairly active. And really i can't handle too many fatty foods; i get pimples...umm....everywhere.

What if you're computer had a personality?
 
If my computer develpoed a personality i would feed it until it has more knowledge than winston churchill and einstein put together. I would then develp it's sexual prowess and it's physical ability and throw it out of the window on top of a small child.

What if there was no time?
 
there already is no time... there's no such thing as time, so why would you ask what would happen if it didn't exist...

what if the world was about to end, and you had to choose how it ended, how would it end?
 
haveing bush for president again

what if the straight guy you have a crush on wanted to have sex with you?
 
well, I would first come to the conclusion that he wasn't straight, and then carefully lead him to my bedroom and make sure he didn't bang his head the first time :sex:

What if you were asked what was really on you're mind right now?
 
There is no such thing as a straight guy... so why would you ask what would happen if he came on to you.....

What would you do if there was no time?
 
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