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The New Ultimate Post Whore Thread

Brijan said:
Thank you!
Bradlee got me in another thread! ;)
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I am an evil genius,Brijan-but after such a rough day,and just noticing your postings count,I had to act!:xmas: :santa: :elf: ..| ..|
 
Brijan said:
You had a rough day too eh!
Thank goodness tomorrow is Christmas!
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Actually though,I had a pretty good day,despite having to work.I meant when I saw how rough a day you had at that slave-driving workplace of yours,Future Shop,in another thread,and saw your count peeking well over 7,000,I saw how busy you were between me and Bradlee and detected an opportunity to make your Christmas a little better.I checked for ANY POSTS INDICATING THE 7,000 EVENT,FOUND NONE,AND VOILA!Moi took quick and decisive action .Merry Christmas,Brijan!:xmas: :elf: :santa:
 
<sneaks down to the palace kitchen for a midnight snack before returning to the Musketeer Christmas Orgy to take on the next sexy, horny, Jubber!>:D
 
<Ronboy's bed chamber, day after the 48-hour marathon Christmas Orgy. Sir Ron is cuddling with a couple of formerly virgin stableboys-one under each arm>

"Sire?" inquires a most handsome blond stableboy named Jeremy. "When do we have to go back to the stable?"

"Well..." Ron explains, a bit unfomfortable about explaining it. "You don't get to got back to the stable. His royal highness only has virgins attend to his stallions."

"I can't tend to the horses anymore?"

"Sorry, my beautiful young man...I am afraid you can't...Inwood's rules..."

"What will become of me?"

"You shall be moved from the stable to the palace, and join his majesty's guy harem. You will be a guy in waiting...."

"In waiting for what Sir Ron?"

"In waiting for your turn to pay homage to his majesty by worshipping his horny body."

"I get to orgy with the king?"

"Yes Jeremy, you now have been approved by me, the royal purveyor of his majesty's private orgy partners, to pay homage to your king in a most intimate way. I am sure he will be pleased with you as I was."

"Can I come back and orgy with you again Sir Ron?"

"No, once his majesty has known you, you belong to his lust alone."

"How about me Sir Ron?" asked the sexy dark haired stableboy under his other arm.

"I think the king will have two fine additions to his harem!" Sir Ron said as he kisses both guys on their cheeks.

Sir Ron's cell phone rings...

"Hello?"

"Hey Ronny!"

"Elvn? Hey! Where are you, my friend?"

"Coming back to town soon. I've got an itch in a certain hard place that can only be scratched by a certain place inside of my favorite Musketeer."

"I've waited a long time for you Elvn..."

"But I'll bet that you haven't caused an electrical outage from orgying like we did last summer! maybe when we get together again, we'll cause some other natural disaster!"

"You love chaos, don't you?"

"Especially when I am causing it while fornicating with a certain Musketeer, hehe"

"Elvn, I..."

"Don't say it Ronny! We agreed..."

"Oh, okay," Sir Ron said in resignation. "You know how I feel..."

"It's mutual Ronny, it's mutual....."
 
Talk about whoring!How long is the novel,Ronboy?!;) :p
 
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