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the pizza boy!!

duroc5088

duroc5088

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Okay so last night it was about 8:30pm and I was sitting around the house just being lazy after a long day at work. When the door bell rings, and I turn on the porch light and see a guy standing at my door with a pizza. So I opent the door, and he says, " Hi, I'm Doug" I said, "hello. I'm Dirk" and as I shook his hand he began to walk to towards me like he was going to come inside the house, I put my hand on his chest, and said," I didn't order any pizza." And I shut the door.

I looked out the window as he was driving off and there was no pizza sign on his truck.

My question is, what the hell did he want???????Was he an escort that someone sent to my house as a prank? or what? I mean I laughed histerically, after he left and called Levi and told him about it, and I just can't figure it out.

What the hell is going on??
 
yeah that's odd. elvin's right sometimes they don't have a pizza sign thing on their car. But...was he in some sort of pizza jacket or hat? what place was the pizza from? you could maybe have called the place to see if they messed up. But still...um they wouldn't have like tried to come into the house i don't think. never had one do that.
 
To answer your question Mike. No he didn't have any type of pizza gear on. he was in an a&f shirt with matching pants.

And the pizza was from Mazzios'
 
Maybe it was the new generation of Jehovah's Witness? For ever Watchtower magazine you buy, you get a free pizza. Just a thought.
 
if you are still curious (and i would be) you could call mazzio's (never heard of them ;) ) and see if they have a driver that matches that discription. if they do try not and get him in trouble. ;)
 
mike_n_herrin said:
yeah that's odd. elvin's right sometimes they don't have a pizza sign thing on their car. But...was he in some sort of pizza jacket or hat? what place was the pizza from? you could maybe have called the place to see if they messed up. But still...um they wouldn't have like tried to come into the house i don't think. never had one do that.
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Mike is right... A pizza delivery guy wouldn't come in the house. He'd hand you the pizza while standing on the doorstep, and wait there for payment, unless you invited him.

Also, if he had been a legitimate delivery guy, when you said you hadn't ordered a pizza, you would think he'd have questioned you as to whether he had the correct address, or said something like, "Maybe someone else at this residence ordered one...?

You've got a better sense of humor than me. An incident like that would have worried me plenty...
 
That is strange. He might have been at the wrong address. Don't know if you gave him the chance to ask. Trying to walk in is out of the ordinary, though. I would give Mazzios a call just to see if he's legit.
 
You sure he was carrying a pizza? I hear home invaders are getting smarter.
 
I think I saw a porn movie that started like that..... Did you find any concealed cameras?:eek:
 
Was the pizza box enclosed in one of those thermal wrappers? If so, that's a pretty elaborate prop for a prank. And if it was a puton, I don't think he'd had left so easily. I'll bet it was the wrong address.

But more to the point, why don't things like this ever happen to me?
 
Hard-up1 said:
I think it would be a bit less confusing if you had engaged the delivery boy in conversation rather than shutting the door on him. Are gunpoint robberies very common in OKC?
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You'd think so -- oh wait, sorry, I thought OKC stood for O.K. Corral!
 
I never had a pizza guy introduce himself either. How strange.
 
Wasn't that Doug from the party the other night?
Didn't you invite him over?
You had been drinking just a smidgen

Bet he is annoyed at you - inviting him over, him offering to pick up the pizza and all
 
Does Mazzio's deliver now? I know back in the day it was dine-in only or carry-out.

You should have explored the situation more. But from all accounts I don't think he was a real pizza guy. Too many things don't add up.
 
(hum "Some Enchanted Evening" if you have nothing better to do than read this.)

Let's create a little drama here. Some guy sees you somewhere and immediately lusts after you. Not hard to believe--you are good-looking bearish and sexy. So he thinks of a novel way to meet you (not those lame pick-up lines in bars we read about). He comes to the door with something to "eat" and introduces himself. Now that is a novel way to meet a guy, and maybe he has been watching some of those "pizza-boys" fuck videos. If no one else is lurking around with him, to make sure you will not be murdered (this sort of thing really happens all that often?) pat him down while he is outside and as an added precaution see if he is sporting wood. That satisfied, assuming you are in the mood and he is your type, invite him in and see what develops. You are a big ol' bruiser and I cannot imagine anyone overpowering you (although I'll bet a lot of guys out there would love to give it a try), so here we are. If you have a bottle of wine, a good dvd, a pizza and a good-looking guy, the evening is complete. Man, I love to write these little plays.

By the way, are Jehovah Witnesses notoriously bad fucks or something? Now we ALL know about Mormon missionaries, don't we?! If it is a good-looking JW, invite him in to talk about the state of your soul and see in what direction the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost move the two of you.

Just a thought. . . . as I fantasize, I wish the pizza guy had shown up at my door.
 
Two thoughts occurred to me since last night after reading your first post:

Perhaps, he was just someone out on a date ("Cool! I'll be at your place Saturday night. I'll even bring a pizza..."), who had mistakenly rang the doorbell at the wrong address...

Or, perhaps, someone was having fun at his (and yours) expense, setting him up on a blind date, leading him to think he was having a date with you... in which case, I kinda feel sorry for the guy...

...all dressed up, with a pizza, alone on a Saturday night, and no where to go...
 
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