The winning game!

[Willie Boy]

I win because peanuts should never be squeezed, unless one likes pea seeping over his fingers!

 

[dynk]

I win for the sake of it

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I am the only one qualified to do so.

 

[dynk]

That is a lot of malarkey.

I win because I know better

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I know the truth.

 

[MTLDude]

I win because I made a nice Sheppard Pie for my parents...

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I can't be beat.

 

[MTLDude]

^in this thread, since I am the OP, one's victory does not diminish the other's... Everyone is a winner, as soon as you step in here, and just for having thought of this, that makes me win!

 

[dynk]

I win because I baked some good scallops

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because others can't.

 

[radcliffe]

I win right here, right now because in another thread everybody steals my "win"

 

[Willie Boy]

What you don't have can not be stolen. This is why I win.

 

[Triple G]

I win because I love to give and get hugs, even Willie's.

 

[MTLDude]

I win right here, right now because in another thread everybody steals my "win"

That's the spirit of this thread: all winners, and no losers; just by entering this thread, you became a winner!

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because I am the only one worthy of winning.

 

[Triple G]

You lose because I win.

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because there is more to life than electricity.

 

[MTLDude]

You lose because I win.

Not in this thread pal, not in this thread. Your win does not diminish the win of others! I am the OP of this thread and I have decided who ever enters it is by definition a winner! And I win because of that!

 

[Willie Boy]

I win because nobody else can handle it.

 

[MTLDude]

I win because, obviously, I can handle ^'s win...