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... But in all seriousness here BJ, I really don't see much of a problem. And I'm not saying this b/c I'm a naughty hoe myself who goes through men faster than I replace my tennis shoes. As long as you're enjoying yourself and protecting yourself just chalk it up to being a hot young single guy in New York. Eventually the right guy will come along, rock your world and turn you into a honest woman once and for all. Until then, don't try to force yourself into any kind of committed relationships when you're still sowing your wild oats.
But in all seriousness here BJ, I really don't see much of a problem. And I'm not saying this b/c I'm a naughty hoe myself who goes through men faster than I replace my tennis shoes. As long as you're enjoying yourself and protecting yourself just chalk it up to being a hot young single guy in New York. Eventually the right guy will come along, rock your world and turn you into a honest woman once and for all. Until then, don't try to force yourself into any kind of committed relationships when you're still sowing your wild oats.
sam i've been trying to fuck for the longest time now!
i even offered to let you do me in your car - i'm waiting patiently for you
you were the one that told me to "ride the dicks freely"
and all this time i could have been making a killing...
but if hubby says be a whore, then i shall aspire to being a whore.
That's what I said! You would think by now after being exposed and influenced by all of our whorish tendencies that BJ would know better. It's never okay to give up the goodies for free. At least get yourself a diet Coke and some cold, half-eaten french fries out of the deal. I think I have to make an emergency phone call on this one, ladies and gents. This is more serious than I thought, it's time that I break out my little black book and give Madonna a call (the real one not the fake one who only posts about Confederate flags). We're going to teach you how you can make a lucrative and respectable career out of flaunting and selling off all your naked awesomeness to every single gay man around the world.
I'm telling you BJ, stick with us and you'll never have to go back to letting the guy from "A Chorus Line" rim you for free. When we're done only old, creepy fat closet case politicans and pastors will be putting you up in five star hotels for a little meth and nookie picnic.
when you find the right guy, you'll sit your ass down.
Oh don't worry. If BJ gets out of hand or cross with either of us, I keep my nun's paddle and red rubber ball in the trunk of my car at all times. We can hang him up in your basement and turn him into our personal little sex gimp a la Pulp Fiction.
Screw that as being punishment, I think I may add that to the lesson plans for class tomorrow.
tis love indeed! but if we made love alittle more often, i wouldn't have to slut around...and clearly do a bad job at it as well
now what kind of payment plan am i working with?! upfront cash or check, layaway/credit? what's the deal...
LOL!
thanks for the insight babe.
you and Moe are a mess - what a combo of whores i'm associated with
gotta love it
and by the way, we aren't doing anything kinky! unless that boosts my whoredom in anyway then i suppose i can be flexible...to an extent!
appreciate it baby!
now let's get to practicing
Yeah, I need to get a new chair for my dining room table now...i've been to your place, and if i remember correctly i was involved in a bumpy crickety session!
ok so give me the scoop then damnit! clearly i'm doing something wrong - you think so, pedro thinks so...
how do i handle my next encounter?!
and what takes place in this underground training session - i'm a little nervous
it is all yours all the time
i loan it out here and there, but your name is on it!
please proceed...my cock needs that right now
*drops pants*
Except to expect a whole lot of naked male deliciousness and sensual seductive body movements.