Ethanjames2
Porn Star
I don't know if this new made it to the mainland and rest of the world, but it is so fucking funny. Tim Chapman was arrested t last year when a women witnessed him allegedly jerking off in his car in the parking lot at Ala Moana Center. She called security and guard showed up. The guard testified that all he saw was Tim's bare ass. He acted like that was not a pretty site. He said Tim screamed, "Shit" and jumped with his ass in the air from the front seat to back seat to grab pants. His excuse was he spilled orange juice and was changing his pants. The lawyer added a lot to this making it sound more silly. I would love to watch this trial. If anyone is Honolulu now you should go down there. They say the lawyer is asking the witnesses really funny questions about their knowledge of masturbation.
The sad part is he should have gone to the center stage Men's room. He could have some jerk-off buddies at the urinals. I go to Neiman's or Norstroms if I have to pee much safer.
I will post a link to the story, if I find one.
The sad part is he should have gone to the center stage Men's room. He could have some jerk-off buddies at the urinals. I go to Neiman's or Norstroms if I have to pee much safer.
I will post a link to the story, if I find one.