Torture of the Straight kind.

[Danugh]

It has to be a conspriacy.

Is it that straight guys dont know how sexy they are?

Or they do know and they intentionally tease me every chance they get?

Earlier in the day i was taking a walk and what do i see walking towards me? 6 guys, all hot, sweaty and sexy, wearing no shirt abs bulging along with package. Based on my assesment i figured they had just finished playing basketball at the near by courts.

How on earth was i suppose to process all that sexy? I can barely handle one hotty let alone 6 coming right at me. Straights, is to too much to ask, to put on your shirt?

The worst part is they dont even know that they are torturing me because in thier eyes, as a guy i am not supposed to be attracted to them and their near perfect toned bodies shouldnt be disirable to me.

Not all my straight friends know that i like guys so for some sadistic reason they feel comfortable walking around me in boxers without shirts or sometimes they would just come out of the shower and get dressed right infront of me.

Can you believe this?? and they call themselves friends. What kind of friend would put another friend through such an ordeal?

Its not like i can ask them to put on a shirt because then it would be suspicious, because to them why should it bother me that they dont have on a shirt? As i should be all about the ladies right (pardon me while a puke).

I also cant stand those straight saggers. At the party me and my friends went to last night, you would not believe how many str8s had sagging jeans with their damn sexy boxers showing, and some wear wearing tight jeans so their diks printed.

I dont know how i got through the night.

When i process a hotty, something happens to me internally. I cant really explain it. On the outside however, you would never know i'm checking you out or that i find you attractive and want to have do things to you that are not in the karma sutra.

I hide my attractions well but let me tell you on the inside i am a mess. Worse when a str8ty accidentally rubs up against me or if my hands accidentally brushes up against his crotch because its crowded. And i cant stand the handshake its like im going to faint but i always have to find the strength to keep it together.

I dont know how much more of this i can take guys, sometimes my man processor is on overload and i feel like im going to combust.

Im am going to start a petition so i can get straight guys to stop being so damn sexy its just not fair i tell you, not fair.

 

[beafous]

Don't worry newboy, I know exactly how you feel... For me the worst is squeezing past someone who is bent over and I have to try and not touch their ass.

 

[gsdx]

For your own sanity, newboy12, get over this obsession with straight guys and, especially, your straight friend. It's a tough world out there, and it's a straight world. There are more straight men then there are gay men, but if you continue this on-going lament, you're simply destroying any chances you might have of finding a relationship with a man.

We've all been there, I'm sure. I know what it's like to have a severe crush on a straight man. In fact, there have been several. But I'd be a basket case by now if I let it weigh on my mind the way it's weighing on yours.

Accept the friendship as it is and enjoy it or turn your back and walk away from it. Obsessing about it is going to lead to trouble for you and you'll probably lose a valuable friend in the deal.

It would be nice to have everything go your way in this life, but it simply doesn't work that way. It's a very hard lesson to learn, but you'll be much happier when you learn it.

 

[jb2986jovian]

You must not get laid very often if something like this is sending you over the edge and getting you all over heated.

 

[Rand]

You do need to find some gay friends and find release not only to be yourself, but release of feelings

 

[MRMATTX2]

Gay or straight, I get frustrated seeing hot, studly shirtless men walking around also. It's natural.
For me, it's the fact that even if they are gay.....they wouldn't take a second look at my skinny bod.

 

[Danugh]

Gay or straight, I get frustrated seeing hot, studly shirtless men walking around also. It's natural.
For me, it's the fact that even if they are gay.....they wouldn't take a second look at my skinny bod.

Hey, chin up, dont say that. Alot of guys like slim bodied guys. Not every guy is into the muscle type guy and just because he has big muscles doesnt mean he is attracted to other men who have the same body type.

Opposites attract. The next time you see a guy you like dont sell your "skinny bod" short ok, try and talk to him you never know what can result.

 

[chobbs]

Hey, chin up, dont say that. Alot of guys like slim bodied guys. Not every guy is into the muscle type guy and just because he has big muscles doesnt mean he is attracted to other men who have the same body type.

Opposites attract. The next time you see a guy you like dont sell your "slim bod" short ok, try and talk to him you never know what can result.

TRUE DAT

 

[filipbong]

You can't stop cruelly sexy str8 men from being what they are or doing what they do; but you can change the way you perceive ('process') them .
'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'... It's all in the mind, as they say...
The antidote to your affliction is in your psyche.

 

[Danugh]

@ more sexes

^

Easier said than done.

Why could'nt the world be like this?

You have straight girls who are sexually attracted to straight men.

Straight men who are sexually attracted to straight women.

Gay men who are just attracted to gay men

Gay women who are just sexually attracted to gay woman.

Now I havent fully explained whats in my head. Let me try to get explain it fully because some other posts have been misunderstood.

Certain characteristics make a woman, a woman and certain characteristics make a man a man. However in the world we live in a gay man looks the same as a straight man and a gay woman looks the same as a straight woman. So thats where things get all moddelled.

What im talking about is a world were a straight man has different characteristics from a gay man so much so that in a line up a child will be able to identify a gay man from a woman from a straight lol.

Yes its out there but bare with.

So i guess in a way it would 4 sexes, male , female and gay male and gay female lol. I dont know but i trust you get what i am talking about.

So when a woman is pregnant and she goes to find out the sex of the baby, the doctor would say something like, "congrats, its gay boy". lol

It would just make things so much easier.


And in the world i speak of we all just got along.

No discrimination.

No secret tortures for anyone to endure.

In the world i speak of the "hotness factor" would also be evenly distributed among the lifestyles, not like how it is now where straights guys are 10 times hotter than gay guys (IMO).

 

[Treborf]

It has to be a conspriacy.

Is it that straight guys dont know how sexy they are?

Or they do know and they intentionally tease me every chance they get?

Earlier in the day i was taking a walk and what do i see walking towards me? 6 guys, all hot, sweaty and sexy, wearing no shirt abs bulging along with package. Based on my assesment i figured they had just finished playing basketball at the near by courts.

How on earth was i suppose to process all that sexy? I can barely handle one hotty let alone 6 coming right at me. Straights, is to too much to ask, to put on your shirt?

How did you know they were straight?

 

[Danugh]

How did you know they were straight?

Isnt that the natural assumption untill proven otherwise?

 

[Danugh]

I know how you feel newboy12...

Nothing better than a good feel.

 

[xyboyms]

It has to be a conspriacy.

Is it that straight guys dont know how sexy they are?

Or they do know and they intentionally tease me every chance they get?

Earlier in the day i was taking a walk and what do i see walking towards me? 6 guys, all hot, sweaty and sexy, wearing no shirt abs bulging along with package. Based on my assesment i figured they had just finished playing basketball at the near by courts.

How on earth was i suppose to process all that sexy? I can barely handle one hotty let alone 6 coming right at me. Straights, is to too much to ask, to put on your shirt?

The worst part is they dont even know that they are torturing me because in thier eyes, as a guy i am not supposed to be attracted to them and their near perfect toned bodies shouldnt be disirable to me.

Not all my straight friends know that i like guys so for some sadistic reason they feel comfortable walking around me in boxers without shirts or sometimes they would just come out of the shower and get dressed right infront of me.

Can you believe this?? and they call themselves friends. What kind of friend would put another friend through such an ordeal?

Its not like i can ask them to put on a shirt because then it would be suspicious, because to them why should it bother me that they dont have on a shirt? As i should be all about the ladies right (pardon me while a puke).

I also cant stand those straight saggers. At the party me and my friends went to last night, you would not believe how many str8s had sagging jeans with their damn sexy boxers showing, and some wear wearing tight jeans so their diks printed.

I dont know how i got through the night.

When i process a hotty, something happens to me internally. I cant really explain it. On the outside however, you would never know i'm checking you out or that i find you attractive and want to have do things to you that are not in the karma sutra.

I hide my attractions well but let me tell you on the inside i am a mess. Worse when a str8ty accidentally rubs up against me or if my hands accidentally brushes up against his crotch because its crowded. And i cant stand the handshake its like im going to faint but i always have to find the strength to keep it together.

I dont know how much more of this i can take guys, sometimes my man processor is on overload and i feel like im going to combust.

Im am going to start a petition so i can get straight guys to stop being so damn sexy its just not fair i tell you, not fair.

It's almost as if you went inside my head and typed what my inner monologue was saying! I can totally relate to exactly every word you said!!

 

[bulge]

Exactly the same here.

Women have to fake orgasm. I have to dissimulate my orgasms when on the streets. I have become a master at that. I sometimes get an orgasm when handshaking a guy, but I also can orgasm simply by watching a guy.

So, my advice to you is: let the orgasm come and dissimulate it.

 

[xyboyms]

An orgasm in public? I wish I had the balls to do that! Imagine having one in the locker room shower at the gym with all the straight guys looking at you like "wft!"

 

[bulge]

I don't have orgasms when naked. Nobody sees it. I have become a master in orgasm dissimulation.

 

[waynemm]

Newboy, I found your post quite funny - purely because I can relate. Saw this guy yesterday at the British Motor Show... FECK ME! He was doing stunts on a yet ski, and he took his shirt off... Oh, and that smile!! *dreamy look* Could hardly contain my excitement, especially with my (conservative) straight friend right next to me.

 

[Yves]

(...) In the world i speak of the "hotness factor" would also be evenly distributed among the lifestyles, not like how it is now where straights guys are 10 times hotter than gay guys

Are straight guys "hotter" or are we falling into some sort of bad straight mentality here (no gay guy is good enough for us). One thing is to joke about straight guys (and many of us can relate to your original scenario) but a different one is to obsess about straight guys. As you said, things are more complicated when you have to hide your attractions.

 

[Danugh]

Exactly the same here.

Women have to fake orgasm. I have to dissimulate my orgasms when on the streets. I have become a master at that. I sometimes get an orgasm when handshaking a guy, but I also can orgasm simply by watching a guy.

So, my advice to you is: let the orgasm come and dissimulate it.

These orgasms you speak of are you talking about actually having an orgasm where you ejaculate?

In a way i kind of have an orgasm (aka mangasm) but i dont ejaculate instaed i get all weak inside and sometimes depending on the guy and his hotness level and the interaction we have i get a little jittery and my knees bend and i need 2 or so seconds to recover.

I sometimes put my head down or inhale and blow out a fake smoke as if from a cigarette. This thing that happens to me im sure what it is but it happens every time i see a hotty.

I jokingly call it a "man attack" (play in the term heart attack) because something physical really does happen to my body where i lose control for a few seconds and then recover. I am not in any pain but there is always an internal reaction when i see and process a hotty.