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Vegas Baby

i'm marvtha

luckily mama was in between shifts at mel's and came home to find poor marvtha laying on the floor.
she just suspected i was wasted like usual and i just let her think that!
she's wanted to be a grannie for along time!:cry:

elvis, remember marvtha said i was going to the lab this morning because i was having 'womanly problems' well they found a dead fetus inside my hoo ha!:eek:

they said there was so much alcohol in my amniotic or whatever fluid that the poor thing was PICKLED!:cry: :cry:

MARVTHA KILLED HER OWN BABY WITH THE BOOZIN!:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
Christopher123 said:
Calm yourself, will ya?

*smack smack*

We'll find him... errrrrr... who the hell is he?

lol
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TOPHER....don't worry it wasn't yours...as i remember from that jager fueled night you wrapped your pickle!
safe sex ALWAYS with marvtha!..|

you're just a babe yourself to be havin kids anyways.:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
marvtha said:
TOPHER....don't worry it wasn't yours...as i remember from that jager fueled night you wrapped your pickle!
safe sex ALWAYS with marvtha!..|
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Yep, it's wise to wear a jacket.

And... marvtha... pickled babies??????

lmao!

Now that was funny.
 
Christopher123 said:
Yep, it's wise to wear a jacket.

And... marvtha... pickled babies??????

lmao!

Now that was funny.
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marvtha will always think of her...yes it was a girl .........as my little baby gherkins!
 
in the past month or so marvtha's only been with g mo, topher, my husband kyyle of course, carrot top.....junior jr. but it's been awhile since he's been in marvtha's vineyard!
too f'in drunk to get it up and it wouldn't take but a thimble full of blood to get his teeny thingie up!

who else........OH SHIT...that one drag queen when i went to visit mother back in early september!!!
never did find out his/her name?????????#-o
 
marvtha said:
in the past month or so marvtha's only been with g mo, topher, my husband kyyle of course, junior jr. but it's been awhile since he's been in marvtha's vineyard!
too f'in drunk to get it up and it wouldn't take but a thimble full of blood to get his teeny thingie up!

who else........OH SHIT...that one drag queen when i went to visit mother back in early september!!!
never did find out his/her name?????????#-o
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Well I'm happy to know it wasn't mine. I'm too poor to pay child support, lol.
 
MidnightPrism said:
He was bent over waiting on marvtha to come lick him like a lollipop
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ANASTASIA!!!(*8*)
did you come to pay marvtha your condolences?

marvtha lost her baby!!:cry: :cry: :cry:

what kinda pills you got in that tote bag of yours girlfriend???
marvtha in pain and i know you're carrying something that will make me NUMB!!!!..|
 
elvin1 said:
You evil slut!
That's who you've been cheating on me with?:grrr:
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elvis you'll always be my hero but kyyle and i connected on some other plane.
or was it a car????

maybe it was the 'shrooms or our love of the grateful dead but he's my soulmate!

the dead were playin around vegas and he met marvtha there. we got SO wasted and the next thing you know i'm wheelin myself down the matrimonial aisle with kyy.

after our brief honeymoon...i think we had one?....kyyle left for another gig!

i'll never be the ol' ball & chain or nag![-X cum se cum sa
i sure could need him now though!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
Christopher123 said:
Well I'm happy to know it wasn't mine. I'm too poor to pay child support, lol.
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Oh, me too, Topher!

Marvtha! So sorry about you losing the little gerkin! If you need any consoling, just let me know. I'm always here for ya!
 
gmoney said:
Oh, me too, Topher!

Marvtha! So sorry about you losing the little gerkin! If you need any consoling, just let me know. I'm always here for ya!
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G MO!!!!(*8*)
MARVTHA LOST LITTLE BABY GHERKINS!!!!!:cry: :cry: :cry:

the poor thing didn't have a chance!
my gyno said it had a blissful look on it's little misshapen face though...so that brings some comfort!

hell my body is a toxic waste dump of booze and meds.....OH yea and then there was the poison!
fuckin' SUMINON & simon poisoned little baby gherkins!:grrr::cry: :cry:
 
i've got to get some sleep then tomorrow i'm off to find little baby gherkins' daddy.

Oh...the scientists let me put her in a little jar and being as she's 'pickled' and all they said she'll keep for a LONG time!..|

SHE'S SITTIN ON MY NIGHTSTAND!:luv:

wish marvtha luck and if you hear from my husband just tell him to contact me!!!


much love my muffins!



Little Baby Gherkins

10/05/06

"Forever Young":cry: :cry: :cry:
 
Ok Marvtha. Go and get some rest. If I see your hubby, I'll let ya know. Oh, btw, I just took my shoes off after working all day. I sure wish you were here to clean up that toe jam that keeps at me. I'll save some for ya if you want me to!
 
marvtha said:
DOCTOR?!?

you from the DARK PLACE????:help:

what do you specialize in.....women's inner workings?;)
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Perish the thought, darling.

Besides, I'm busy cleaning out my closet before shit starts falling out. ;)

Dr. Josh:cowboy:
 
marvtha said:
OH... mr. top was going at wayne's flabby ass with zeal!:sex:
mr. vegas himself was so worked up he was sweating black shoe polish down his orange mystic-tanned face that is pulled tighter than queenie's corset!
hush now...she's family!(!w!)
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Ahh...

It's lines like this that keep me coming back to JUB.... :D

Dr. Josh:cowboy:
 
OH MARVTHA! I feel so bad after reading all this I runned out & buy a tombstone!

gravestone-text.jpg



Now about this marriage, young lady! What will Junior Jr. say???? What will Junior Sr. say????? I heard a nasty rumor that the baby was Junior Sr.'s! Please tell me it isn't true! :cry:
 
This is better than a soap opera!

Stay tuned folks, in the next instalment will we find out who marvtha married in Vegas? Will we find out who fathered the pickled Baby Gherkins? Will we find out if marvtha's new hubby is being held in the basement as Junior Jr. & Junior Sr.'s new gimp?

All these questions and more will be answered....

:lol:
 
kyyletime said:
I KNEW I shouldn't have taken ALL the acid in one night ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

So sorry to hear about Gherkin, Marvtha! :cry: (careful not to get the munchies

in the night and gobble her up!.... CRUNCH!!) [-X

Of course you know *I* can't be the father...I've done so many drugs I'm shootin

blanks! (plus I don't really believe we had intercourse....last thing I remember is

the circus and a bunch of singin elvins!)

Which still leaves the mystery of WHO impregnated you??!!? :eek:

Gotta get goin! On the Road Again!! You REALLY want a honeymooon??? Who do

I call for an anullment???? :grrr:
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i can understand you being upset but to say you never had sex with me really hurts kyy!:cry:

you don't remember the 'barney' night with 'shrooms? vannie took my freaky finger....coming back to you now???:grrr:

there was something big sticking out of that barney suit poking my hoo ha and being as YOU were in that suit.....we had SEX!!!:sex:

marvtha think i was paleontologist in past life....DAMN my passion for dinosaur bones!!!!!!!:grrr:

i'll give you your annulment kyy!

you just go with your tie-dye wearing acid-freaks and listen to your music![-X
SERIOUSLY....how many times can a person hear 'truckin???'#-o
 
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