What should I get Harkie Boo for Valentine's Day?

[fabulouslyghetto]

Dream on.

I'm a thug bitch you don't want this work.

 

[luckynumbah7]

Do I get to have a say?

if your mouth ain't occupied sure, why not.

That said, while the Italians may talk with their hands I prefer speedy feet. The direction is, of course, up to you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

A penis pump and a refill of his Viagra.

Don't use Viagra, but instead kamagra.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

if your mouth ain't occupied sure, why not.

That said, while the Italians may talk with their hands I prefer speedy feet. The direction is, of course, up to you.

Got any ideas? How can I spice things up for my hunky Harkie Boo this V Day?

 

[nycguydowntown]

maybe a new comfortable bicycle seat for his booty---unless u two are too busy sitting on each others faces

 

[luckynumbah7]

Got any ideas? How can I spice things up for my hunky Harkie Boo this V Day?

Oh, several, but you haven't the equipment. So, lessee, price range is cheap-to-free - a large bit of raw ginger carved into a handle with an appropriately bulbous head, screw an an I- bolt on the end and attach your flogger ends to the bolt. Use what you wish for the tails. Viola! Birthday Spankings with a fiery surprise at the end.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

maybe a new comfortable bicycle seat for his booty---unless u two are too busy sitting on each others faces

Good point, I dunno what else we'll have time for what with all the sweet, passionate love-making.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, several, but you haven't the equipment. So, lessee, price range is cheap-to-free - a large bit of raw ginger carved into a handle with an appropriately bulbous head, screw an an I- bolt on the end and attach your flogger ends to the bolt. Use what you wish for the tails. Viola! Birthday Spankings with a fiery surprise at the end.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Oh, several, but you haven't the equipment. So, lessee, price range is cheap-to-free - a large bit of raw ginger carved into a handle with an appropriately bulbous head, screw an an I- bolt on the end and attach your flogger ends to the bolt. Use what you wish for the tails. Viola! Birthday Spankings with a fiery surprise at the end.

You want to put a ginger up my ass? I was going to the UK at some point to that end.

 

[luckynumbah7]

You want to put a ginger up my ass? I was going to the UK at some point to that end.

Well, it is hella fun if you're into that sort of thing. Tried it a while back, makes for an interesting change in routine. Thought I'd give it a mention. And suggest Asain Markets for the right size ginger, the other groceries here tend to break up their ginger into the smaller pieces. Dunno about the various UK markets.

 

[luckynumbah7]

I try, I try.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I try, I try.

I'd vote for you for president.

 

[KaraBulut]

 

[NotHardUp1]

Perhaps some interesting cap or helmet not that he is biking.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[luckynumbah7]

I'd vote for you for president.

Usually people who know me experience a sense of slowly rising regret followed swiftly by panic after they utter words of that nature.* I don't do well on giving no offense. What I'm trying to say is, no one calls me to navigate delicate situations as the representation of a nation, let alone at piddly family gatherings of any kind. On the other hand, America could use a babysitter.

The level of stress must be horrendous, tho, have you seen Obama's Before & After photos? That poor man. Nope, those heights are not for me.

On the other hand** I've stepped in dog shit that had, I'm absolutely sure of this, thrice the work ethic of the average congressmen and twice the grasp on current affairs as the president. The downside might be the physical stink, but think of the alternatives. If I have to hold my nose for the country I'd rather it be literal than figuratively as a pile of shit wouldn't cause near the damage that's going on already.

I'm sure if we wedged a toupee and a tiny flag on a pile of droppings we might get the next crop of Republicans to vote for it. I mean, the resemblance would be just uncanny between the Orange One .....and the new contender, Mr. Brown! Just Think, no stress for me, no stress for thee by me and the best part? Easily replaceable.

*I might have gotten the order mixed on panic and regret. People are more than happy to have me oversee the concrete; what they don't usually do is toss in a vote for 'Representation!"
**and with government they're often nothing-but
*(zero squared is still a great big nothin')

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

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Usually people who know me experience a sense of slowly rising regret followed swiftly by panic after they utter words of that nature.* I don't do well on giving no offense. What I'm trying to say is, no one calls me to navigate delicate situations as the representation of a nation, let alone at piddly family gatherings of any kind. On the other hand, America could use a babysitter.

The level of stress must be horrendous, tho, have you seen Obama's Before & After photos? That poor man. Nope, those heights are not for me.

On the other hand** I've stepped in dog shit that had, I'm absolutely sure of this, thrice the work ethic of the average congressmen and twice the grasp on current affairs as the president. The downside might be the physical stink, but think of the alternatives. If I have to hold my nose for the country I'd rather it be literal than figuratively as a pile of shit wouldn't cause near the damage that's going on already.

I'm sure if we wedged a toupee and a tiny flag on a pile of droppings we might get the next crop of Republicans to vote for it. I mean, the resemblance would be just uncanny between the Orange One .....and the new contender, Mr. Brown! Just Think, no stress for me, no stress for thee by me and the best part? Easily replaceable.

*I might have gotten the order mixed on panic and regret. People are more than happy to have me oversee the concrete; what they don't usually do is toss in a vote for 'Representation!"
**and with government they're often nothing-but
*(zero squared is still a great big nothin')

You're still getting my vote. If nothing else, there's no conceivable way you could be worse than Trump, it's empirically impossible.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Perhaps some interesting cap or helmet not that he is biking.

I am his helmet, I sit on his head every night.