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What's the strangest thing that ever happened to you on a date?

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What's the strangest thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Here's mine:
A long, long time ago (probably before many of you were born) I lived in Chicago for a few brief months. I used to hang out in this bar on Halsted Street that has since closed its doors. One night, this really hoy guy walked in and I bought him a drink. One thing led to another and he invited me home. When he opened his front door, we discovered to our mutual horror that his apartment was on fire! So, as good little horny queens, we grabbed the blankets off his bed and some water out of the kitchen and put the fire out ourselves. He didn't even bother to call the fire department. After we had everything out, we took our clothes off and had (pardon the pun) hot sex. Afterward, I decided to go back to the bar for a nightcap. The bartender took one whiff of me and said "I don't know what the hell the two of you were doing, but you need to go home and take a shower."
 
One (somewhat less sober) day in SF I went to a new acquaintance's apt. and in the middle of the living room was a child's wading pool full of cold (yet still liquid) clay.

He wanted to wrestle in it. Um, I just forgot that my wash cycle is nearly over!
Bye!
 
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Someone I know very well on this website made a posting about himself related to the content and comments within a thread.

I read the posting, and suddenly one very small item, caught my attention - and not in a positive way. The posting itself was/is perfect. The member's posting is just fine.

No one else around here would pick up on this one item, as indirectly it has a strong relationship to something from my childhood and involves a very sensitive issue.

Fri, Sat, Sun, and Mon. that small item has obsessed me to no end. I even wrote to the other party and told him what was going on as I trust his judgement so and insights I thought he might be able to assist me. Sorry to say, nothing he said would appease me.

The matter is "gone" but for awhile I know that it will play some sort of a role in how I communicate with this person and it is one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me. I know entirely what the issue is and the issue should not make a single difference in my "relationship" and yet I know I am going to have to do some "adjusting in my thinking" until I can get rid of this festering crappy little issue and put it behind me. Hopefully, this will happen before I have to move to my next cave.](*,) ](*,) ](*,)
 
Strangest thing? He didn't offer to pay for dinner.
 
I would guess that my 150 pound date decided to get in a fight with a 230 pound meth-high muscle dude.....let's just say it will be a memorable first date!
 
when I got home with a hook-up from the club and we began to disrobe each other--I discovered that he was wearing women's satin and lace panties. And wanted to keep them on while the deed was done. This is a serious weenie-wilter for me, so I had to ask him to leave. Then he was completely offended and argumentative and I feared I'd be having to call law enforcement to get him out the door. Luckily, he finally left (grumbling).
 
vanman34 said:
In my closet days.....this girl Brenda....was kissing me like a animal in heat.She bit my tongue so hard....that I was bleeding pretty bad.And she thought it was a turn on.....sick bitch!! I threw her ass out of the house....
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I was going to make a sarcastic reply to your post, but I decided to bite my tongue. :p
 
We both coughed awkwardly because we didn't know how to tell the other that we had been talking for so long that we both really had to use the bathroom.
 
Didn't even have to think about that one. The nightmares keep it in the forefront of my mind:

I was pretty new to the whole dating thing. Previously I had just had friends become BF's. Having slept with my entire social circle and not found a suitable husband I decided to branch out.

After a few false starts I met a really nice guy at the pub. Seemed decent, quite hot, bright. A bit shy mind you. Any-who, we had a couple of chance meetings and decided to go out for a real date. Dinner and a movie. Well, the movie was sold out so we went back to his place to watch a DVD. All good.

At some point I decided it was time to take a leak and I asked where the bathroom was. He seemed a bit nervous and he hesitated, but after a second he pointed me down the hall. Remember, this return to his place was unplanned. As I walked towards the bathroom I noticed a drying rack in the tub with a very large red dress on it. I was a bit stunned. I stood, stunned, contemplated the possibilities...Roommate? Girlfriend? WIFE! He walked up behind me, put his hand on my shoulder and said "If you want, I can put it on?" I bolted like a turkey who's just figured out why he's at the Whitehouse.

Now that I'm a bit older I think I'd handle it much better...At the time I was just totally unprepared.
 
I have had sex on Jack Kerouac's grave many times, lot's of us have.

My weirdest was in Montreal years ago. This guy wanted me to go home with him from a bar, and we did. When we go there he begged me to tie him up and shit on him. I am not into scat and just left. BTW I was just 19 at the time.
 
T-Zero said:
Ok. But can you send the buggy for me?

I seem to be having a bit of a transportation problem.
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OK, but I'm blocking traffic.

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Guy picks me up in a bar. We're both living with our parents, so we go off in his car. He knows a great parking spot on the other side of the tracks -- literally. We drive over the tracks and park. There aren't any other cars there.

Turns out we're not really interested in each other after all, so we just talk for a while. He tells me he just got out of a mental hospital. Bout average for my tricks.

Then he drives back over the tracks, but he misses the roadbed by a little and the car's wheels get stuck in the tracks. We both get out and push, but the car won't budge.

Just then I hear a train whistle. I hightail it out of there, leaving him with the car. I hike 5 miles back to town. I never did find out what happened to him.

Was it wronggggggggggg of me to do that? Was it? Was it?
 
I took my first bf out for his birthday. We went to Red Lobster then back to my place to celebrate. He threw up on me.#-o
 
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