Hey, guys, I'm Mark. I'm starting college, and I'm a virgin. Crazy, huh? Oh, and more importantly for this story, I guess, I'm also gay. Now if I were reading this, I'd be thinkin', "didn't know there were any 18-year-old virgins left in the world."
Which is exactly what I think to myself every day. I mean, what the fuck?! You get online, surf the net a little, and every other fag in the world seems to have had at least a blow job by the age of twelve. Exaggeration, I know, but what the hell is wrong with me? Where's my gaydar? Where's their gaydar? Just don't seem right, somehow.
What's that? Oh, him. He's Matt. He's my assigned roommate in the dorms this semester. Pretty hot, huh? Unfortunately for me, the fifty four million pictures of his girlfriend covering his side of the room put him out of the picture. Maybe he's got hot friends.
So here I am, three thousand miles from home, thinking about gettin' laid. Hell, that's mighty fuckin' optimistic, ain't it? I probably ought to settle for a kiss, just to get my love life started. That's right. Never even been kissed, unless you count the peck on the cheek I got from my senior prom date, a fellow nerd who also didn't want to miss senior prom.
Yep, I'm a nerd. Love to read, computer geek, damn near helpless at sports- you get the picture. The ONLY thing in my favor is, at least, I don't really look like your typical dweeb. One thing I've learned on the 'net, us fags like to look at the hotties. Hell, so does everybody, I guess, but I got enough sense to know I'll get more attention by paying attention to myself.
So I ditched the glasses my junior year, in favor of colored contacts (several colors, whichever I'm in the mood for), and started running. At least I've got enough coordination for that, and I can try to stave off the couch potato/computer desk buildup of flab. I'm 6' 2" tall, with short brown hair, and I go to the fake 'n' bake so my normal pasty white is kept to a nice, even tan (all over!) I may not be a hottie, but at least nobody's tryin' to put a bag over my head when they see me.
Matt, on the other hand, IS most definitely a hottie. Just look at him. Square jaw, black hair just touching his collar, well-defined muscles, and those damn dimples- Damn! Never had a zit in his life, I'll bet. Yeah, I know he's little. He claims 5'5", 125 pounds. I guess the weight is right, since he's on the wrestling team and they gotta be fairly precise with that, but the height is probably stretchin' it a bit (no pun intended). I've discovered that he's a little touchy about the subject, so I generally just leave it alone.
Anyways, back to the story. Bein' a nerd is, of course, not the only reason I'm still a virgin at my advanced age. I'm also ridiculously shy, and hate to go to parties- not exactly your typical teenager. And, as probably goes without saying, I left my hometown still deeply in the proverbial closet. One of the reasons I've gone to school so far away from home, besides the full scholarship, is to become more comfortable in jumping out of that closet. That's what I'm tellin' myself, anyways.
END CHAPTER ONE
Which is exactly what I think to myself every day. I mean, what the fuck?! You get online, surf the net a little, and every other fag in the world seems to have had at least a blow job by the age of twelve. Exaggeration, I know, but what the hell is wrong with me? Where's my gaydar? Where's their gaydar? Just don't seem right, somehow.
What's that? Oh, him. He's Matt. He's my assigned roommate in the dorms this semester. Pretty hot, huh? Unfortunately for me, the fifty four million pictures of his girlfriend covering his side of the room put him out of the picture. Maybe he's got hot friends.
So here I am, three thousand miles from home, thinking about gettin' laid. Hell, that's mighty fuckin' optimistic, ain't it? I probably ought to settle for a kiss, just to get my love life started. That's right. Never even been kissed, unless you count the peck on the cheek I got from my senior prom date, a fellow nerd who also didn't want to miss senior prom.
Yep, I'm a nerd. Love to read, computer geek, damn near helpless at sports- you get the picture. The ONLY thing in my favor is, at least, I don't really look like your typical dweeb. One thing I've learned on the 'net, us fags like to look at the hotties. Hell, so does everybody, I guess, but I got enough sense to know I'll get more attention by paying attention to myself.
So I ditched the glasses my junior year, in favor of colored contacts (several colors, whichever I'm in the mood for), and started running. At least I've got enough coordination for that, and I can try to stave off the couch potato/computer desk buildup of flab. I'm 6' 2" tall, with short brown hair, and I go to the fake 'n' bake so my normal pasty white is kept to a nice, even tan (all over!) I may not be a hottie, but at least nobody's tryin' to put a bag over my head when they see me.
Matt, on the other hand, IS most definitely a hottie. Just look at him. Square jaw, black hair just touching his collar, well-defined muscles, and those damn dimples- Damn! Never had a zit in his life, I'll bet. Yeah, I know he's little. He claims 5'5", 125 pounds. I guess the weight is right, since he's on the wrestling team and they gotta be fairly precise with that, but the height is probably stretchin' it a bit (no pun intended). I've discovered that he's a little touchy about the subject, so I generally just leave it alone.
Anyways, back to the story. Bein' a nerd is, of course, not the only reason I'm still a virgin at my advanced age. I'm also ridiculously shy, and hate to go to parties- not exactly your typical teenager. And, as probably goes without saying, I left my hometown still deeply in the proverbial closet. One of the reasons I've gone to school so far away from home, besides the full scholarship, is to become more comfortable in jumping out of that closet. That's what I'm tellin' myself, anyways.
END CHAPTER ONE











, I pull back the curtain to discover my towel and clothes gone. Fuck!









