Why did god put the prostate within finger reach in the male ass?

[AngelBoy]

If pleasure is intrinsically sinful, write me down among the sinners! And may all those who believe it to be so go SINLESS the rest of their lives!

Yea – Christians do seem to think that pleasure is intrinsically sinful.

Does that cause real problems for them? No - most of the time its just a life wasted believing in a false idea

But Christian attempts to suppress natural sexuality can cause real damage – hence - sadly - a large percentage of US Catholic priests being charged or investigated for child abuse.

Though the false "internal conflict" felt by adult catholics about their sexuality is probably just as great a crime - and evidence of the abusive ideas inflicted on them as children.

I'd like to think that any "good" God put the prostate in reach so we could have fun with it - whatever - being "deep fingered" certainly feels fuking great!

Its one of the things that makes me glad that Christianity is a load of Bullshit

 

[Spensed]

Its one of the things that makes me glad that Christianity is a load of Bullshit

I don't disagree with some of the stuff you post. But calling people's beliefs bullshit doesn't persuade anyone of anything other than to think less of your beliefs. So there.

 

[AngelBoy]

I don't disagree with some of the stuff you post. But calling people's beliefs bullshit doesn't persuade anyone of anything other than to think less of your beliefs. So there.

Once again - I appologise for "Flaming" innocent male cattle by implying that their perfectly natural bodily products are in any way as bad as (some versions) of the Christian religion.

I'm hoping that any Bulls that read this will accept my sincere regrets

 

[Spensed]

Once again - I appologise for "Flaming" innocent male cattle by implying that their perfectly natural bodily products are in any way as bad as (some versions) of the Christian religion.

I'm hoping that any Bulls that read this will accept my sincere regrets

And who said atheists have little or no sense of humor? Your comment was just as trite the first time you posted it. LOL.

 

[AngelBoy]

And who said atheists have little or no sense of humor? Your comment was just as trite the first time you posted it. LOL.

Hey didn't realize you were a Bull - I know this might be a personal question - but dont you and your fellow bulls find having such big balls gets uncumfortable sometimes?

I guess you Bulls have prostate glands as well? but you can't even get your hoofs up your own ass - so maybe the Gods are on the side of us humans after all.

Whatever - if there is a god - he's definitely not a Bull - just think - how many times have you Bulls ever eaten a human? - while I can buy you shrink wrapped in any supermarket.

 

[Críostóir]

Isn't this a no-flame zone? AngelBoy, your last several posts sure read like flames to me.

 

[AngelBoy]

Isn't this a no-flame zone? AngelBoy, your last several posts sure read like flames to me.

A Flame is a personal insult – which is not the same as being critical about an idea.

I was not implying that SPENSED2 is actually a Bull – just that he was responding to my (not completely serious) apology addressed to Bulls.

Real flames do tend to get “Zapped” here quite quickly

Anyway - I'm glad the prostate is within finger reach!

 

[Spensed]

I was not implying that SPENSED2 is actually a Bull

Well only because you haven't seen me in the showers.

I have to admit to not knowing what your bull post was about.

However, you'll be glad to know I put that down to a failure in your expression rather than in my understanding. LOL.

 

[AngelBoy]

Well only because you haven't seen me in the showers.

I have to admit to not knowing what your bull post was about.

However, you'll be glad to know I put that down to a failure in your expression rather than in my understanding. LOL.

NA - wrong yet again! - it was a failure of your understanding

Do you have any PICS of you in the shower? - OK - I do find big balls quite a turn on - but none of us are perfect

LOL

 

[Spensed]

Do you have any PICS of you in the shower?

Think of it as an exercise in belief without proof. If you believe sincerely enough, it will be true for you.

 

[AngelBoy]

Think of it as an exercise in belief without proof. If you believe sincerely enough, it will be true for you.

So its sort of like in Peter Pan - where kids need to beleive in Faries - else Tinkerbell will die?

On the other hand - Guess you may really have nice balls! - so I'll take this on faith without a PIC

The rest of what you say .... you know I like balls ... so its not a flame to describe it as such?

 

[Spensed]

^Who are you calling Tinkerbell?

With that, I think this thread is now totally flatlining. BBFN.

 

[Shepherd 2]

It would be fun to ask God?
But it makes sense to me.
No, I do not believe he was thinking ahead to gay men and sex.
In fact for all men, the prostate makes the seminal fluid
that is so vital in transmitting sperm when we ejaculate.
The little tube could twist very easily and create major
health problems when so twisted.
So place it next to the penis,
and in front of the anus.
Alot of important body parts are protected by the extremities.
Shep+

 

[AngelBoy]

It would be fun to ask God?
But it makes sense to me.
No, I do not believe he was thinking ahead to gay men and sex.
In fact for all men, the prostate makes the seminal fluid
that is so vital in transmitting sperm when we ejaculate.
The little tube could twist very easily and create major
health problems when so twisted.
So place it next to the penis,
and in front of the anus.
Alot of important body parts are protected by the extremities.
Shep

Yes Shepherd 2 – Ask God (when you see him next) – maybe he’ll say um er well er …..

There are some design criterion why an intelligent designer might have placed and plumbed in the prostate exactly where it is now.

Also there are some equally logical evolutionary explanations for why the position of this gland is common to most mammals

 

[darcey]

Please, AngelBoy, give it a rest! "Me thinks the lady doth protest too much" comes to mind when I see your multiple "battles" w/ religious belief. Granted, man influenced beliefs are flawed, but "BELIEF" is a personal miracle, & you aren't going to change anyones beliefs just by making a lot of noise. Just accept that some are happy WITH their belief & some are "happy" rejecting that same belief. Let go (& let GOD).

 

[AngelBoy]

Please, AngelBoy, give it a rest! "Me thinks the lady doth protest too much" comes to mind when I see your multiple "battles" w/ religious belief. Granted, man influenced beliefs are flawed, but "BELIEF" is a personal miracle, & you aren't going to change anyones beliefs just by making a lot of noise. Just accept that some are happy WITH their belief & some are "happy" rejecting that same belief. Let go (& let GOD).

This was maybe a slightly personal comment - but definitely not a “Flame” – as I don’t want to see this whole thread closed (or put on hold) just because some posters to it have made inappropriate personal remarks.

“Belief” is a personal miracle in the same way that heroin addiction is – it makes those afflicted by it feel real good – but also makes them do some very dumb things.

In most cases I’d say that this is their own business –

Where I have problems with heroin addicts is when they rob liquor stores to get the money for their next fix.

Where I have problems with religion is where they fly planes into buildings – or misuse their electoral rights to impose their ideas on others (eg: right wing anti gay rights fundamentalists).

Whatever – I think the positioning of the prostate gland is great – though I’d be sort of sad to learn that this really was designed by some God

 

[conrad]

You are so right: what I believe may be important to me, but, while I am free to urge others to similar belief, I have no right to attempt to foist my belief on others.

Frankly, I find that I have to believe a lot of things in this technologically complex world in order to function. I haven't the foggiest notion of why or how the internet really works but I am glad that it does. On the other hand I have a lot of confidence in certain other people which I can only partially explain. Rather than mope about that I gladly accept. Similarly, I believe that certain values take precedent over other values. That's called choice. Same is true for belief.

I know not how the prostate got located where it is, but I have had many occasions on which I was grateful for it and its location.

There are some things in this world that one simply accepts with gladness. I do not care who or what you credit for it. I save my energy for more pleasant activity.

 

[AngelBoy]

You are so right: what I believe may be important to me, but, while I am free to urge others to similar belief, I have no right to attempt to foist my belief on others.

Frankly, I find that I have to believe a lot of things in this technologically complex world in order to function. I haven't the foggiest notion of why or how the internet really works but I am glad that it does. On the other hand I have a lot of confidence in certain other people which I can only partially explain. Rather than mope about that I gladly accept. Similarly, I believe that certain values take precedent over other values. That's called choice. Same is true for belief.

I know not how the prostate got located where it is, but I have had many occasions on which I was grateful for it and its location.

There are some things in this world that one simply accepts with gladness. I do not care who or what you credit for it. I save my energy for more pleasant activity.

Hey Conrad -

Very well put - hard to disagree with what you say - also I share your pleasure in the the placement of the prostate

 

[Mitsukuni]

This thread reminds me of a George Carlin quote "If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."

 

[TheObserver]

This thread scares me....Hmm...intelligent design and male sexuality. Not!