Worst Male and Female Vocals

[ahotjock71]

JUBber who needs a good spanking:

surge

 

[douseiai]

Male: connie chung
Female: Clay Aiken

a few rappers...

(i dont mean to be mean i just am trying to joke teehee haha)

 

[Crashdown]

Worst male:
Ronan Keating
Backstreet Gays
Justin Timerlake
Darren Hayes
Clay Aiken
Any idol idiot and former boygroup member
Any hip-hop artist

Worst female:
Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Beyonce / Destiny's child
Madonna
Jessica Simpson
Whitney Houston
Celine Dion
Mariah Carey
Shania Twain
The Bee Gees
Björk
Liz Phair
Courtney Love
Dixie Chicks
Shirley Manson
Janet Jackson
Lauryn Hill
Faith Hill
Avril Lavigne
Norah Jones
Kylie Minogue
P!nk
Holly Valance
Tatu
Hillary Duff
Jennifer Lopez
Lindsay Lohan
Natasha Bedingfield
Michelle Branch
Vanessa Carlton
Ciara
Kelly Clarkson
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Mandy Moore
Ashlee Simpson (yuck)
Gwen Stefani
Ashanti
Mary J. Blige
Alicia Keys

 

[Tongue_Me]

Male:

Michael Jackson. His career was over the moment he bought off the child he abused. Sorry "allegedly" abused

50 cent. What a wanker.

Ricky Martin. Come out already.

Female:

Britney Spears. About as much talent vocally as a drowning box of kittens.

Joss Stone. Went to America for five minutes and suddenly she's got an American accent in interviews. Silly cow.

Cheryl Crow. Overrated, dull songs, needs to get a differant haircut after all these years.

 

[Soilwork]

Male: 50 cent (rap sucks anyway, but man... talk about annoying)
Eminem (See above)
The creed guy (just annoying)

Female: Sporty Spice
Any of the Spice girls

 

[CountryJohn]

Male: Michael Bolton

Female: Ashlee Simpson

Sometimes you just have to shake your head and wonder?

 

[Crashdown]

I certainly have to disagree with you on your choices of Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera

God, these are the ones I hate the most. Their voices make me wish I was deaf.

And I have nothing against female artists. In fact, I am a big fan of Alanis Morissette, Tori Amos, Imogen Heap, Die Happy, Nightwish, Xandria, Within Temptation, Evanescence, The Cranberries, Exilia etc etc

 

[SomethingBlue]

Wow.... People don't know naan about rap up in these parts...

There are some HORRIBLE rappers out there, these days... (Is Mace still releasing albums????)

But Fitty and Eminem aren't two of them... It's not about "singing voice" at all. Both of them have flow for days....

*growl*

 

[Battlebrother]

I rarely listen to music because of a good vocalist... If it's got a good beat, then I'm all over it. It's true..

Rap drives me nuts most of the time.. once in a while I'll actually enjoy it.. Eminem and 50 cent can suck it.. I can't stand their whiny vulgarity.

Most 'artists' nowadays don't have much of a voice anyhow..

 

[Paws]

Male:
http://www.scottbolton.com

 

[Soilwork]

But Fitty and Eminem aren't two of them... It's not about "singing voice" at all. Both of them have flow for days....

*growl*

they may have "Flow for days", but menstrual cycles aside, 50cent sounds like he's high and incapable of ennuciation, and Eminem sounds very nasal and whiney...

Not to mention, when every song they do is either about how great they are or how hard it is to be them, it gets old VERY VERY fast.

I should point out that yes, Singers like Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston may be technically "good" singers, but all that shreiking countless notes and yelling "Hooowwwoooaooooshshs" all over the place is about as annoying as hearing fingernails on chalkboards.

 

[treanir]

Worst male vocalist:
A few names come to mind, but none that I think the absolute worst of all times.

Worst female vocalist:
Celine Dion - her voice makes me want to kill myself. Or her.

 

[Jory]

worst male voice speaking or singing?..................Mine silly.


Female?.....I am too much of gentleman to say

 

[Sausy]

Justin Timberlake - whiny, can't sing.
Shakira - sounds like a goat.
Sean Paul - muppet voice.
Christina Aguilera - screams and makes two syllable words into eleven syllable words.

Stop holding back,JZero-tell us what you really think!Oh,and anything by Michael Bolton(Try understating a little,no-a lot!),Male;Britney Spears(Just can't listen to her helium vocals,a purr is not is not indicative of vocal range,which see has from A TO a)!;Female

 

[eddielee]

Kenny Rogers....someone get that guy a throat lozenge!
Christina Aguilera...sounds like bees farting through a screen.

 

[bigpayback]

Male:
Gay Aiken
50 Cents-Not only personality but his whiney emohiphop bragging voice
Click 5 shit
Creed-so fucking boring
Bowling for Poop

Female:
Carrie Underwear-Turkey
Vanessa Carlton
Christina Aguilera
Fantasia/Macy Grey-same thing

Country singers

A lot more

Well I agree. It's all a matter of opinion, but I agree with you about Vanessa Carlton. She sounds like a little girl being choked. And Fantasia and Macy Gray are self-explanatory even though I do think Fantasia can be soulful at times. The only one I disagree with you on is Christina Aguilera. That girl is dope. Sometimes she overworks her voice, but she's a definitely a talent.

 

[evilest]

MALE:
Mortiis
Justin Timberlake (down key idiot)
Pharell (no one should sing that high)
Justin Hawkins (see above)
50 cent
Eminem (you'd think they'd learn the 'white rapper' rule)

FEMALE:
Shakira (never mind pick a key, pick a fucking language!)
Kelis (because she MURDERED smells Like)
Beyonce (The ott. one of DC who is just plain annoying)
any woman with Simpsom, Dion or Lavine in their name. Kill them. A lot.
Shitney Spears (sounds like she has a permanent cold)

 

[Battlebrother]

Kenny Rogers....someone get that guy a throat lozenge!
Christina Aguilera...sounds like bees farting through a screen.

Sorry... that Christina Aguilera comment just made me laugh ass off... haha.. oh, my overactive imagination..lol

 

[ross_1986]

Male:

50 Cent (The worst artist in the history of exsistance. He can't even ""rap"" with his mouth open).
Michael Bolton (The worst sniging voice EVER. Period. How many songs did he ruin?).
Clay Aiken (Do I Really Need to Explain?)
Phil Collins (Say cheeeeeeeese)


Female:

Lindsay Loahn (Who ever gave this slut a record deal should be smacked)
Hilary Duff (I'm not even gonna waste my breath on her)
Jessica Simpson (Speaking of breath, why did she ruin "Take My Breath Away"?)
Ashlee Simpson (The crowd at the Orange Bowl speaks for me)

 

[wundersteve]

Trashlee Simpson

Lindsay Hohan

Pariah Scarey

Chestica Simpson

Fistina Skankulera

Titney Spears

J. Ho

Saline Dionne

Bitchney Houston

The winner: Shakira - the goat bleating voice makes all the others sound like Billie Holliday in comparison.