Zookeeper killed while having sex with alligator

[vulgar_newcomer]

Hoax Alert! Zoo Employee NOT Killed While Attempting to Rape Alligator

The shirtless redneck iin Georgia has a alligator on his shoulders. The nerd in the rape case is with a crocodile.

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/721540-hoax-zoo-employee-not-killed-trying-rape-alligator.html

 

[Alistair]

Jimmy Olsen had been working with the reptiles at Naples Zoo for the last two years, and was considered a reptile specialist. He was killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator named Brutus while he was engaged in sexual intercourse with one of the smaller specimens.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

Yes, it's fake but funny as hell

I didn't think it would take so long for someone to call it or see my hidden addition

 

[NotHardUp1]

I refuse to believe primates will mate with cold-blooded animals.

If that were true, what hideous freakish monsters might be hatched?

 

[Telstra]

I was curious about the story but have learned it was fake.
Boring ... next thread LOL

 

[justaguy]

This is horrendous for the real person pictured in the photo. Looks like the newspaper may have picked on him because he 'looks a bit gay' and not so mucho. This is also horrendous. All for a few clicks to their site. They have no shame.

 

[Kahaih]

This is horrendous for the real person pictured in the photo. Looks like the newspaper may have picked on him because he 'looks a bit gay' and not so mucho. This is also horrendous. All for a few clicks to their site. They have no shame.

Not really.

He'll probably have a lot of fun with/over this.

And, anyone who sees him on the street, and happens to notice that he's not dead, should quickly figure out that the story is/was bullshit – and laugh, too.

 

[Alistair]

I'm not so sure that it's not a woman in the photo

 

[mikey3000]

Well, anything is possible in this world.

In a decision that was supported by all but one of seven justices, the Supreme Court upheld the acquittal of a British Columbia man who was charged with bestiality after compelling the family dog to sexually abuse his 16-year-old stepdaughter.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...s-bestiality-law-with-ruling/article30371581/

 

[Willie Boy]

Jimmy Olsen you say? Why didn't Superman swoop in and save him? Maybe if Jimmy had stuck with taking photos for the newspaper he wouldn't have lost touch with Clark and Lois and needed to get his rocks off with animals.