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So that's what's meant by "having a good screw!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gay pornstar Rocco Steele has now diversified into barbering!

He specialises in removing hair from pink pucker holes without a razor and shaving foam.

One look at that massive pneumatic drill between his legs amd those little curly babies just wither away in fear!

Look at the smiling faces of these two satisfied customers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Every picture tells a story!

The bride and groom stand at the altar before the priest, who looking at the bride, says:

"Do you take this man.....

....and before she can answer the best man interjects with"

"I just did!"

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

Most people want to break OUT of prison but here's one good reason to break IN!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What the fuck are you wasting.time on that shoe for when you could be sniffing his socks and his smelly arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for the photo lads! Just the sort of thing we need for our recruitment drive!

I know it's been a long day for you so won't hold you up!

I know you're dying to get into the back of the van and fuck the shit out of one another!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're doing some plumbing work for a drop dead gorgeous guy who tells you that he just has to pop out to the grocery store!

That amazing moment when the door closes and you shoot up the stairs in search of his laundry basket amd those sweaty socks and skidded skuns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He may have PITBULL on the back of his jacket but he's probably a real pussy cat!

Why not offer him a lift and then park up!?

If he's a pussy cat at least you can offer him some cream!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yeah! yeah! yeah!

We know you've got big muscles but I'm more interested in sniffing those black babies and then onto the seat of those grey trackies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can i have a number 2!?

-Sure! First door on the left and then you can tell me what you want me to do with your hair!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE DEFINITION OF TORTURE!

This is aimed mainly at Brits of a certain age!

Does anyone remember visiting their grandparents and, being gripped by the need to take a six pound dump, you have no other option than to wipe your arse on a cross between tracing paper and greasproof paper that was guaranteed to cut you in half!

Still I suppose it was one up from newspaper which carried the risk of giving you ink poisoning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure of the significance of the Roman numerals on your chest but if they represent the number of times you've been taken up the arse I can well believe it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A hymn of praise to the smelly feet of beautiful young men!

Just open your nostrils boys and inhale that life-giving scent!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever had that annoying experience of being hounded by one individual who is keen to sell you life insurance or convert you to some obscure religious sect!?

Simple solution:

Bind him up, thrust him into the back of the car, rip the seat out of his trousers and gently whisper in his ear:

"Look son you've really been getting under my skin and now it's time fior me to get under yours!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I suppose most of you would go for that dreamy blonde Adonis on the right whereas my eyes are firmly fixed on the guy in the middle who seems to be returning my gaze!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Now dig deeply gentlemen!

Remember that all the proceeds from this auction are going to charity!

Now who will give me a fiver to snog the face off Josh here!?

-You can forget Josh! I'll give you a thousand quid to take home that one on the left and bang the shit out of him all weekend!

 

[hughie63]