Dirty unwashed ass

[hjsimp_992]

Not really dirty, but a hookup came over after a work out. Told him to shower first.
When he got there, he was still all sweaty from neck to nuts!
Spent a good 45 mins licking him

 

[lckmyass]

Not really dirty, but a hookup came over after a work out. Told him to shower first.
When he got there, he was still all sweaty from neck to nuts!
Spent a good 45 mins licking him

Oh yes , tasting all his delicious salty sweat would've been SOOOO fucking gorgeous especially from his cock balls and asshole LUCKY BOY

 

[jcpp7622]

I have a nasty fetish of soiling my own underwear just so I have that stale piss and shit smell in them. If I can't get some guys dirty smelly underwear at least i have my own to sniff my shit and stale piss in them. Then I always have a guy I know that I imagine being that dirty and having me licking his dirty nasty shithole and suck his dirty pissy smelling cock. I save my pissy shitty stinky underwear for a few days to sniff and jack off.

I have the same nasty fetish. On most days I fill my pants rather than use the toilet. When not shitting, I'm trickle peeing all day. When I'm done, I'll rub my fingers on my jeans and sniff them. The smell of my stinky butt on my hands makes me hard and usually I'll end up creaming in my dirty underwear if I haven't done it already after shitting in them earlier.

 

[jcpp7622]

To add to what I said above because I can't edit my post, I sniff my chair cushion whenever I get a chance and also get down on my haunches so I can sniff the odor that comes off of the seat of my pants. When I used to have a large collection of underwear that I used to poop in I never washed them and put them in a box I hid in my closet. The odor of stale poop and pee made me more anxious as I'd grab pairs and sniff them as I was messing in another. What made this hotter was messing in a pair that I found. More often than not I'd sniff the seat and front of the underwear I picked up because there were so many back then mixed in with my own. When I first found them, they were even better. Even though some looked clean, many times they smelled strongly of dirty ass crack and piss.

This forum thread made me hard and I'm harder still writing this as I think about my own actions!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If there's an operation that surgically attaches a nose to a shithole I'm up for it......quite literally!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So need to sniff the seat of your Calvins boys!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep I can use my finger too baby boy! As a measuring stick for your chocolate sauce!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If he falls on his butt on the ice I volunteer to carry out mouth to arse resuscitation on him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Wouldn't you just bend him over and lick every drop of shit out of his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just hold that pose baby boy while Daddy rips the seat out of that green lycra !!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It might be an idea to amend the logo to "LOCAL and LEGAL" then we can all drop to our knees for a sniff without fear of prosecution!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just the sort of boys you can depend on to stripe the seat of their Calvins!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Tongues at the ready boys!"

These lads have been working out and there's plenty of musk, funk and sweat on offer between the cheeks of their arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When the cabin crew look like this it's time for the airline to offer "facesitting" as part of the in-flight entertainment package!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Did you know that "Deep/dump" are actually ice skating terms!?

Wouldn't mind sniffing these arses after a deep dump!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops! Another candidate for the deep dump!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You keep your eyes fixed on the blue cakes while I concentrate on the white ones!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Down boy!"

Actually that comment is not addressed to the dog but to my cock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What are you waiting for mate!?

My dirty shitter won't sniff itself you know!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When somebody like this walks into your interview room you know you've just got to find some way of getting the bitch on his back and giving his filthy hole the best rim job it's ever had!

After all it would be rude not to and manners cost nothing!