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Alameda

EasyRory

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I decided to move back to the Bay Area after overdosing on commuting in LA. As a Cal grad, moving to East Bay was like going back to my second home. A CompSci degree is pretty portable so finding work wasn't too hard; it also helped that I wasn't too fussy about what or where. My new home was a programming outfit with a few retail products and a lot of contract jobs. Work was in Alameda so it made sense to live there, too. Basically, the place was a less-wacky version of Berkeley with some middle class pretensions at least as far as cleanliness went.

The apartment building was built surrounding a pool, with open hallways. It tried for a Hawaiian flavor with dark weathered wood and a few palm trees for looks and eucalyptus for shade. I soon had a nodding acquaintance with my neighbors. One couple were intriguing; they seemed very different in just about every way. Mid-afternoon on Wednesday I got a few hours comp time for working late the night before and was out at the pool lying on a chaise when the smaller member of the couple said, “Hi, I'm Steve. Esteban, actually; but call me Steve. You're new to the Tiki.”

“I'm Rory. I live across from you. Got here two weeks ago.” I pointed to my apartment door.

“The sun's almost gone. You want a drink?” Steve was fairly obviously gay and I decided to see where things would go.

I followed him to his apartment. First I watched his ass move as he walked around the pool and then I watched as he mixed martinis, the classic kind with gin and a couple of olives. So far, so good; I liked guys' asses and martinis. “My favorite drink,” Steve said. “Crazy for an Hispanic, huh? My father says he picked juniper berries when he was a kid in Spain. So of course my roommate, Devon, likes mojitos and won't tough a martini.” He pronounced it de-VON. “Cheers,” he toasted and we sipped.

“This is a great drink. Just the way I like it.” He used Hendrick's gin; I was impressed.

“It's the olives. They're fresh, from the street market at Webster and Central last week. And I had to make two trips to get them.”

“Two? How's that?” I took another sip.

“That takes a little explaining. You figured out that I'm gay?” Steve tilted his head and batted his eyes to make it plain in case I hadn't noticed.

“Er … yes.”

“Well, it was a nice day and the sky cleared early, so I walked. Coming back I decided to walk along the beach. Up near Crab Cove there are some small dunes and tall sea grass.”

“I know. The bayshore is beautiful here.”

“Well, I was passing there and noticed a man standing almost out of sight, hidden by the dunes and grass. He stared right at me and I thought he pulled his cock out, but I couldn't tell for sure.”

“Uh-oh.” I commented.

“It gets more complicated. Devon and I have different sexual tastes. I love getting banged; no preliminaries, just fuck me. You know? But Devon is a romantic. Lots of kissing, cuddling, candles, and stuff. He can to put you to sleep before he gets hard. So last night I was telling Devon about this walk on the beach. And at the point where you said uh-oh Devon started to look pissed. He's a little jealous.“

“Double-uh-oh.” I held my glass up as Steve refilled it. Hendrick's is high proof gin and I was starting to feel a little buzzed.

“So I continued telling the story to Devon. I walked closer to the dunes and the guy continued staring at me but made no other move. I glanced away and then back to him. He had his cock out, but quickly put it back in his shorts. Devon said, 'So you walked away right?' And I said, umm, not exactly. I slowed down and walked closer. The guy, still staring at me, pulled his shorts up so his cock was hanging out the bottom and then he lowered them again. Devon said, 'Old guys are always doing that. Trying to lure you into something.' I said he wasn't that old, maybe thirty or thirty-five and he looked pretty good. Devon muttered 'Shit.' And I said I walked right into the dune with him. He said he had been swimming and was just changing his clothes. And with that he pulled his shorts completely off, standing almost naked with just a t-shirt on. I took a good look and he was hot, with a semi-hard dick bobbing in front of him. I told Devon I decided to get out of there but really couldn't after the guy got into my pants.”

Steve smiled and shifted in his chair. It looked like he was getting aroused by his own story.

"Devon shouted, 'Got into your pants??? How the fuck did he do that?” And I explained that he said I should look at the windsurfer who looked naked. I said where and he stood next to me and held my arm out pointing it at one of the surfers. While I looked down my arm, his one hand firmly grabbed my cock and his other slipped into the back of my shorts. I felt his hand squeezing my ass and then his finger probed for my asshole. He found it and slipped in.”

After another dramatic pause and adjustment of his shorts, Steve continued, “Then Devon yelled 'Slipped in? How does somebody just slip in with no lube?' I explained that I was feeling a little horny and decided to lube up my ass before I went out because it feels sexy walking that way. So with the guy's finger up my ass and his other hand grabbing my balls I couldn't just walk away. And the guy was totally hard by then and humping against my leg.”

At this point I was getting aroused and Steve watched me as I tried to slide my cock into a less painful position.

“So the guy, finding me already lubed up, pulled my shorts down and moved behind me. He bend me forward and I could feel his cock searching for my hole. 'He found it,' I told Devon. And Devon screamed, 'You fucking slut! I'll show you a fuck!' He ripped my boxers off, bent me over the arm of the chair, and jammed his cock completely in. He pumped like crazy and I loved it. Just like this.”

Steve dropped his shorts and bent over the chair. I yanked mine down and moved in behind him. I pushed up against his asshole and teased him, sticking just the head in. “Is that all you got?” he demanded. And I fucked him hard. “Ooow, you're bigger than you look. Do it!”

It was over fast for me and then I jacked Steve to his climax. Steve got up and said, “Good timing. I have to go to work now.”

“Wait. What about Devon? Is he pissed off?”

“Hell, no. I told him it was just a story to get him worked up. 'Like your story about that pizza delivery boy?' he asked me. And I said, 'Just a story. Like the little pizza boy story.' Of course then I had to kiss him for a half hour, but it was a good fuck. So were you. So was the guy on the beach. When he fucked me I dropped the fucking olives and had to go back for more.”

“Amazing,” I commented, pulling my shorts up.

“And let me tell you,” Steve said, “That pizza boy was fantastic.”
 
I was going for zany over sexy in this, but based on hits and comments I guess I'll forget that idea.
 
Don't get discouraged quite yet. Give us some more of the zaniness... Besides, I like the fact that it's taking place near by...lol You seem to know a lot about the Eastbay.

Craiger
 
Part Two


Saturday I met Devon. Tired of sleeping on the floor, I got some used furniture delivered and needed a couple basic tools to assemble it. I knocked on Steve's door and Devon, wearing a suit and tie, answered.

“Hi, I'm Rory. Is Steve here?”

“Sorry he left for work already; he should be home around 1 … AM, that is.”

“I'm new here and Steve is the only person I've met. I was wondering if I could borrow a hammer, a screw driver and a pair of pliers for about an hour or two. I promise you'll get them back today.”

“Sure. What are you doing?”

“Assembling some furniture I just got.”

“Come on in, I'll show you what we have. I'm Devon, by the way.” He walked into the kitchen and began rooting around in a drawer.

“You say DEV-on. Steve said it was de-VON.”

“Everybody thinks because I'm black that it has to be de-VON; I don't argue. My mother is English and named me for the county where she was born.” He pulled out a hammer, two sizes of pliers and several screwdrivers. “Will these work?”

“Great. Thanks.”

“OK if I drop in and see how you're doing later?”

“Sure thing. I'm right over there.” I pointed at my door.

So I went to work setting up a old computer desk and a new Aeron chair. First things first. Then I was struggling with setting the bed up. The rails didn't seem to match the head and foot boards. There were no instructions, but there had to be a way. I had seen in set up in the store.

I was about to resign myself to sleeping on the floor forever when Devon arrived with a welcome pitcher of mojitos. “Wow, am I glad to see you! This bed is driving me crazy.”

“All troubles originate in the bed, Steve claims.”

We sat on the floor looking out at a partial view of the bay and sipped the drinks as the sun dropped into the fog bank creeping over the city. Devon was looking me over pretty closely. “Steve has these fantasies. He came up with an incredibly hot story about you. I hope you don't mind a few crazy inventions and idle speculation. Do you really have a foot long hot dog, so to speak?”

“My dick? Footlong? Now that is a fantasy, a nice one, but not even close.”

After we finishing one drink and started on another, Devon helped me with the bed. With four hands instead of two, it actually went together pretty quickly. I tested the mattress and it felt comfortable except for a few lumps and bumps that didn't quite match my body. We drained the drinks and started on a third.

“Want to hit the the hot tub?” Devon's idea sounded great and removing only our shirts and shoes, we carried our drinks down to the courtyard lowered ourselves into the tub. It smelled of enough chlorine to disinfect the population of San Quentin, which was reassuring, and after a few minutes the smell didn't bother me. Devon and I swapped stories of employment and a liking for baseball.

Devon knew the gossip. “A friend of mine met Barry Zito and told him the theory that the Giants always try to have a couple great looking players to attract gay business and that was partly why they acquired him. Zito just said, “Cool.” Telling J. T. Snow the same thing was supposedly the reason he went to Boston.”

“You think Zito is ...”

“No. I mean he might be, but there is not one hard fact to support it.” Devon watched as I sat up on the edge. “Definitely not a foot long,” he smiled as he checked out what my wet shorts were showing off.

“Sorry if I'm a disappointment.”

“You're not. Steve is the size freak.” Devon sat up with me.

“You, on the other hand ...” His bulge looked huge.

“I think it's why Steve stays with me.”

“No way. You're easy to talk to and interesting and handy with tools, regular tools, that is, and smart and...” He pulled me to my feet.

“That's the rum talking. Let's empty that pitcher.”

We did. Then Devon gather up the pitcher and the glasses and drained the last of his drink. “Can I kiss you?” he asked.

Saying sure got me a gentle kiss. I could taste the sweet sharpness of the drink still on his unbelievably soft, yielding lips. I wouldn't have minded more but didn't get any. “Night,” he said and left.

It was only about nine, but after some manual labor, a hot soak, and four mojitos, sleep seemed like the best choice of things to do. I made up my new bed and hopped in. It swayed a little but tomorrow was soon enough to look into that.

Minutes later there was a knock at the door. I pulled on some jeans and answered it. Devon entered and kissed me again. “I don't want to be alone, do you?” he asked.

“Let's try out the budget bed.”

Encouraged by my answer and presumably the mojitos, he picked me up and carried me to the bed room. I'm not that small but Devon made it seem effortless. He put me gently down and started removing his clothes, outlined by the streetlight coming in the window. I snaked out of my jeans while lying on the bed. He joined me and resumed kissing. Steve was right; he loved kissing. What Steve didn't mention was how good he was at it. I ran my hands over his chest, feeling the tightly curled hair dusting his muscles and then the narrowing toward his waist. I thought I bumped into his arm, but it wasn't. He had the biggest cock I've ever encountered. My fingers barely met grasping his shaft. And the length was equally impressive. “Devon, kids could use your dick to see which baseball team bats first.”

He didn't think that was funny at all. “That's the trouble. I frightens most people away and, with Steve, who isn't afraid at all, a doctor said we could ruin is asshole for life if we fucked a lot.”

“So what do you like to do?” I was stroking him with both hands, slowly.

“Just what you're doing. It'll get me off pretty quick. Then you can fuck me or I'll suck you – whatever you want.”

He lay on his back and I knelt at the side of the bed. I licked him and sucked what I could manage and then began jacking him off. His cock stayed kind of floppy; he never got super hard the way I do. He was hard enough, though, and began thrusting his hips up to meet my downstroke. He moaned, “Yeas, keep doing that. That's great.” As I progressed, he began thrusting harder lifting his hips off the bed. He gradually approached a frenzy. I closed my eyes, listening to his gasps and encouragement. “Yeah, Rory. Do it. Keep going. Oh yeah. Just right. EEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!” I opened my eyes in time to see the bed collapse, the foot board pinning Devon to the bed and the headboard folding in half and hitting my hands. There was an ominous popping sound. “God!” Devon cried. “What happened?”

Embarrassed, I said, “The bed collapsed.”

“I know that. What happened to my dick?”

“What?” I got up and turned the light on. “Oh, shit!” I pulled the parts of the bed off Devon.

“What the … ?” Devon's eyes got huge as he surveyed his wrecked magnificence. His once straight but floppy penis now had rigid shaft with about a forty-five degree bend to the right. His dark skin prevented us from seeing all the damage.

“Oh, man, I'm so sorry. You should probably see a doctor.”

“No way. Just let me lie here a minute.” Devon tried to straighten the damage. “Ow. Ow, ow, ow. AH! JEEZ!” The pain got worse as he tried to straighten it out. His eyes rolled back in his head and he nearly passed out. “How can I get to a doctor? I can't move.”

“I'll call 911.”

The police dispatcher asked what was wrong and I wasn't sure what to tell her. “My friend is in severe pain and he can't make it to the hospital. Symptoms? Well, I'm not sure. Chest pains, no. Lower than that.” At that point Devon moaned in agony, loud enough the dispatched could hear him. She said the ambulance should arrive in about ten minutes or less from Alameda Hospital on Clinton Street, not far away.

The EMT's arrived promptly and loaded Devon onto a stretcher, eying his now dramatically bent penis. Because of being one-flight up, they were carrying him to the stairway and down. In response to their “What the hell happened?”, I decided honesty was the best policy but maybe I provided too much information. The EMT's started chuckling and then the lower one laughed so hard he dropped the stretcher. As he tried to pick it up again, Devon shifted his weight and fell down the last ten steps or so, which raised more screams of pain about his arm.

As I watched the ambulance, the still giggling EMT's, and the howling Devon drive away, I wondered how to explain this to Steve, who was due home in about two hours.
 
OMG! What a predicament - please carry on. We all hope Devon's straightened out a.s.a.p.
 
OK! That's a first...lol Hot sex, almost reaching a climax and the bed folds up. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. The EMT's have nothing on me.....
I'm afraid to ask what comes next.

Craiger
 
Part Three


“Judith H. Crist! You broke his dick?” Steve had been dropped off wearing his chef's toque at a rakish angle and seemed slightly inebriated as we walked to his apartment.

“Well, not exactly; the bed did it.”

“You have that wonderful Spanish sense of agency. The bed did it.”

I was mortified and didn't know what to say. Inappropriately I observed, “You smell like fish and garlic.”

“Shrimp de Jonge; I must have made a hundred orders tonight. How is he doing?”

“I called the hospital but they wouldn't tell me anything except 'satisfactory condition'. I thought I'd wait for you and then go over there. If you want me to, that is.”

“The poor baby didn't even get off?”

“Well, not that I know of; but he almost did, I think.”

Steve went to his kitchen and poured himself some wine, knocked it back, and then poured some more. “We had a wine sampling after the kitchen closed. I always forget to spit it out,” he commented with a grin. “This Taylor jug stuff tastes better than that Rosenblum crap at the restaurant. Why would you want to make wine in an abandoned shipyard?”

Shaking his head, he proceeded to his bedroom and took off most of his clothes. “A shower will kill the de Jonge part of the smell.” He paused, eying me. “You, you assassin ...” He sounded pissed but he threw his arms around me and gave me a big kiss followed by a smile. “Since you have deprived me of my cojugal rights for God knows how long, you owe me.” He closed the bathroom door, saying, “Help yourself to the wine. I'll be out in ten.”

I sat in the darkened living room and skipped the wine, still feeling a bit of left-over mojito magic. In a few minutes Steve rejoined me wearing boxers and a robe that hung open. Even I the dim light, I could see the physical appeal he must have for Devon.

“Do you want to go to the hospital now?” I asked. “It's a short walk.”

“I always go for midnight strolls in boxers and a robe. What do you think I am, a flasher?”

I sat in silence. I couldn't seem to say anything right tonight. “I'm sorry.”

Steve sat next to me and took my hand. “I was only joking. Seriously, it's after midnight and I'm not related. They won't let me in until morning. So how about some details of how it happened.”

I told him about Devon saying that he had told the story of our earlier meeting. “What did you tell him about us?”

“I told him the exact truth in complete detail. I always tell him the truth. He chooses not to believe it and I let him. It gets me fucked the way I like. So now, let's have the rest of your story.”

He asked for all the details and I gave him all. “So you like the way he kisses, huh? I can do that, too, you know.” He demonstrated that he could. He pushed me down onto his sofa and straddled me, carefully undressing me and kissing every inch of skin as it was revealed. “Devon is a lot bigger than you.”

“I … I know.”

“That's right. You do know.” Steve was stroking my cock slowly. “So you should probably fuck me twice. Don't you think?” He bent down and began sucking on my rigid cock.

At first all I could do was moan in answer to him. He continued stroking and sucking, playing with my balls and now and then leaning up to give me kisses. “Sure, twice, three times, anything you want,” I sighed, betraying my growing eagerness.

He repeatedly lowered his ass just to meet my cock, teasing me, using my precum and his spit to lube us both. He would just let my cock start to enter him and then pull away. It was driving me crazy. I pulled his face down to kiss as he continued just barely sitting on my cock and then moving away again. Every time pushed against me he lowered his ass a little more. I tried to thrust up into him, but he just kept teasing me, pulling away when I tried to enter him. “Don't be in a rush, Rory. Not til I tell you.”

He kept up his torture and his kisses. Finally I got about an inch into him and he stopped pulling away. I eased a little more into him and the pleasure was intense. I was afraid I was going to cum before I even got all the way in. I was going frantic.

At last he kissed me, relaxed, and said, “Ok, babe, now fuck me good.”

Yes, I thought, yes, yes; but I barely got another inch in before I began spurting. “I'm coming! I'm coming” Orgasming and hurrying I thrust with all my might and somehow misconnected. Steve's whole body shot head first off the end of the sofa. When I saw his knees pass before my eyes and I heard his head hit the wall, I knew it wouldn't be good.

“Didn't you call earlier?” asked the 911 operator.
 
Are you trying to kill everyone you have sex with............lol I don't think there has been a completed orgasm in the story, at least non that I can remember. This has to be the funniest sex story I've read. Thanks Rory!

Craiger
 
Part Four

Steve wasn't completely knocked out but he did see stars and it hurt him to turn his head. I was afraid to move him. “Just lie there 'til they come, Steve.”

“I can't just lie here with my cum-slick ass in the air,” he complained.

I pulled his robe down to cover him, got back into my clothes, and then opened the door for the same pair of EMT's.

“You again?” asked the taller one. His name tag read Eric.

“Which of you fuckers dropped my roommate?” asked Steve, who was still lying rolled up in a ball more or less decently covered by his robe.

“It's not accurate to say he was dropped,” said the other shorter guy, apparently named Luke.

“Did your lawyer approve that statement?” Steve asked.

“You wiped out both roommates in one night?” Eric looked at me and was working hard to repress a repeat of his earlier giggle fit.

Luke felt Steve's neck and noted the pain but decided that nothing was broken. They loaded Steve onto a stretcher, immobilized his head, and carried him away. On the stairs Eric went first and they took extreme care to hold Steve as level as possible. I put our glasses in the kitchen and was about to return to my place when Eric returned.

“I forgot my phone,” he took it off a table but then he didn't leave. He looked me over, “Cute, but deadly?”

“Nobody's dead. Just accidents.”

“I'll need to get some details on these 'accidents'. Do you mind if I come back tonight? In about a half hour?”

“Is that usual?”

“No, if you're going to be awake, anyway, you'll remember more of the details.”

I shrugged and Eric said he'd hurry. I went back to my apartment and showered. I was barely dressed again before Eric was at the door in street clothes instead of his medical coveralls. I let him in and we sat on the floor. “Sorry, I don't have much furniture yet.”

He asked me the usual questions, name, address, how long had I lived there, phone number, dob, and whether I was seeing anybody. “What has that got to do with the accidents?” I asked.

“Nothing. I was just thinking if you have only been here a week, you might like to get to know Eastbay better.” Eric looked earnestly at me and seemed like somebody you could trust.

“A date? You're asking for a date?”

“Well, kind of...”

“I went to Cal; I know the place pretty well.” He was easy on the eyes, though, and just easy to talk to; I got the impression that he cared about his customers.

“Ok, could we go over how Esteban got injured?”

“He goes by Steve.” I described how my errant hip thrust had pushed Steve off the sofa.

Eric looked at me with some surprise. “That's amazing. You don't look big enough to do that.”

“I'm in good shape, pretty fit actually. Steve's smaller than I am and he was over me, with his arms extended, leaning on them. I think the leverage must have worked out just right. And then gravity.... I don't know exactly. I feel terrible about it, about both of them.”

“That's ok, Rory. It wasn't your fault. Just really bizarre accidents.” Impulsively and somewhat clumsily he hugged me. I briefly relaxed in his arms and then quickly pulled away. “Could I see the bed?” he continued.

I took him to my bedroom and showed him the pieces of the bed, which were leaning against the wall. “It's a pretty massive bed. I think there are supposed to be bolts that slide into the rails to hold them securely. Here are the fittings for them, but I don't see any bolts.”

“There weren't any,” I explained. “The rails just hooked into these slots in the head and footboards. It swayed a little when I lay down, but it didn't seem unstable.”

“How were the two of you positioned when it collapsed?”

“How will that matter in your medical report?”

“It won't, but it will matter if Devon decides to sue you; and if the medical report matches the police report, you'll be in better legal shape,” Eric explained.

“That hadn't occurred to me. Well, he was lying on his back on the bed and I was kneeling at the side of the bed.”

Eric lay on the mattress and asked, “Like this? Ok, now you get in position and do what you were doing when the bed collapsed.”

“Well, I was jacking him off and he was thrusting his hips up and down pretty vigorously.”

“Do it,” Eric said. “I mean, don't jack me off, just push on me with about the same weight you were using with Devon.”

I placed folded my hands together and placed them on Eric's pelvis. I could feel the shape of his cock and took them away. He grabbed my fists and put them back on his pelvis.

“Don't worry about touching me, just copy your movements with Devon.”

I began rhythmically pressing against Eric's crotch and he thrust his hips upward. “No, he was pushing harder. His hips were coming off the mattress at the end.” Eric increased his pace and I pushed against him. “That's right. It was just like that.”

Eric stopped and then lay still. “Ok, I think it's reasonable to expect the bed to handle that much action without falling apart. The two of you weren't jumping on it. The furniture store may have some liability for selling you an unsafe bed.” He paused and then looked at me with a little grin. Shit! I was absent-mindedly still massaging his cock.

“Oh, Jeez. I'm sorry. I didn't realize ...” I snatched my hands away.

“Don't sweat it. I liked it.” He pulled me onto the bed and held me loosely in his arms. “Touch me.” Gingerly I felt his cock; it was confined by his underwear and straining to erect. “See? I liked it a lot.”

There was a thump against the wall. Then, through the wall, we heard the muffled shouts of an argument. “Bitch!” “Get out of here!” “Fuck you!” Feet pounded on the floor. A door slammed. Then there were the straining grunts of female exertion. “And take this fucking computer with you!” Staggering foot steps sounded. Eric and I hurried to my door and watched in horror as my nextdoor neighbor lurched down the walkway to the parking lot and threw a computer console over the railing. “Nobody fucks me with a kosher hotdog!” There was a crash, followed by the wails of a car alarm.

“That alarm sounds familiar,” Eric said.

The woman stalked back into her apartment with a spare “Fuck You” aimed at the two of us.

We started for the end of the walkway to see the damage just as the spurned boyfriend came charging up the stairway. “You're a fucking dead woman!” he screamed and ran past us, shoving us out of the way. Eric lurched toward the railing and lost his balance. Just as his feet left the ground, I grabbed him. “No!” I shouted and pulled him back from the railing. “No!” I said again as I held him firmly against me, while the moment of panic passed.

Shakily, Eric said, “Come on.” I started to protest and he repeated, “Just come on.” He pulled me by the hand down the stairs.

“My door is open.”

“Fuck it,” said Eric.

We walked quickly through the parking lot, and up the street.

“What about your car?”

“I don't care.” My “But...” was silenced by his determined “I don't care. We'll see about it tomorrow.”

We turned at Grand Street and headed away from the bay. In the shadows near Rittler Park, Eric finally spoke. “That place is a fucking zoo. The Tiki Apartments must provide a third of our emergency room business. It's cursed. That's all I can say. Ask the police if you don't believe me. Shootings, domestic violence, drug deals, thefts, you name it.” We turned again at San Antonio and then started up the walk of a nice old Victorian.

“My house,” said Eric.

We didn't make love that night, but we did in the morning. I got to work late and started to explain to my boss who just said, “The Tiki?” and started laughing.

There was good news. In fact, it wasn't Eric's car that needed a new windshield and hood; Steve was released the next day with a bottle of pain killers for his trouble; and Devon, after surgery, was very pleased with relatively modest nine-inch dick. Oh, and I live on San Antonio Street now.
 
OMG, remind me to avoid The Tiki when I go over to Alameda. I hope all the jinx's stopped when you moved to San Antonio Street. Thanks for a fun story. It would be nice to see where you and Eric go....lol

Craiger
 
There is no real Tiki Apartments of course, but if you walk along Shoreline Drive, from Park to Grand, you will recognize the building I had in mind when I wrote the story.

I hadn't planned to continue the tale; but, if I think I can make Rory and Eric interesting enough, I'll give it a try. Maybe this time it would be worth stepping up the sex content.
 
Hey, I think Rory and Eric had some great stuff going there. And, since Steve and Devon are out of service and Eric is cute and sexy, why not.....lol

Craiger
 
Rory,
I came across this the other day, but just had a chance for the marathon read.

Very funny - and painful! I seem to have a low threshold for pain tonight - tired, but laughing my very generously proportioned ass off!
On to Eric's story.
 
i just read this (after already reading erics story) and it is as funny, witty and sexy as the others...have you any more stories i should read easyrory?
 
A bump for our newer readers - this is the first of the Alameda/Eric/Rory saga.
 
I had to go back and read Rory's succession of stories as he outlined in another post. This is crazy good. I couldn't stop laughing. What a fantastic imagination. I can't get enough. County Cousins is fantastic so I was just as hungry for Rory's earlier stories. I have so much more to read and can't wait to absorb it all. Rory, you are a genius. Hopefully, you have had a lot of wild experiences in your life from which the inspiration is derived. Keep up the great work.
 
I've been reading Rory's stories for quite awhile now - even ones that are no longer here, as he informed me.
 
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