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An ol' Joke.

My favorite is:

A girl asks her father to borrow the car.

Her father says, well your 18 yrs old now, so you can, but first you must suck my dick.

Eww! she says! "No way daddy!"

A few days goes by and she really needs the car. "OK Daddy, I'll do it."

She starts blowing him and then says "yuck Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!

Her Father says: "Oh thats right! your brother has the car today".



yes, yes, that was bad, but funny.
 
vanman34 said:
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...:D *Throws tomatoes at Brian and Tony*
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Don't stop! Take these tomatoes too! I'll be back with rotten eggs in a couple minutes! ;)
 
**heads to the garden to find the most overripe tomatoes to give to Vanman
 
I'm a midwesterner who loves and enjoys New Jersey. When I'm there I KNOW that I'm about to have fun, great conversations, and generally feel at home. There is certainly an underlying "quirkiness" in general, which strongly appeals to me as well. I wouldn't trade away my times there, even in the "ugly" parts, and I'm glad I have the opportunity to visit every so often.
 
The best Wal-Mart greeter EVER!

A fat ugly woman with two young children walks up to the door of wal mart, and the entire way she is screaming and cussing at her kids in a shrile smokers voice. As she is sreaming at the kids, the greeter says, " hello, welcome to wal mart". The ugly woman looks at him in disgust, and the man says," what beautifull kids you have, are they twins?" the woman replies," Hell no, the boy is 9 and the girl is 7, why, do you think they look alike?" the man replies," no, not really. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
 
Hey - I work in Jersey. But go ahead and take a few jabs at it. BTW - I have to pass a couple of landfills (filling up with NJ and NY garbage) to get to the state line.
 
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