...I'm sure by now the whole school has heard. We all remember the gravevine that was the middle school gossip columnist.
You see, one of my students saw me at the movies today. Yes, what a mortal sin! I went and saw The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Here's what will get the rumors flying - I went with two female teachers! OH NO! So I'm sure the gossip mill will have me banging one of them in the back of the theater or being a total macker (making out, public display of affection) in front of everyone.
The kids already think I'm having some sort of affair with either the home ec teacher or the 8th grade LA teacher. They're constantly reminding me that these teachers are married -to which I reply "And your point is?"
And to make it even worse, this girl's mother was the cashier at Wal-mart the other day when I bought condoms (a gag gift for a friend).
So, I guess I'll just have to play it cool and pay attention to everything around me for awhile... Maybe I need to buy some beer and invite one of the male teachers over when I know the kids are out roaming the neighborhood... Wonder what type of rumors would get started then...
mikey
You see, one of my students saw me at the movies today. Yes, what a mortal sin! I went and saw The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Here's what will get the rumors flying - I went with two female teachers! OH NO! So I'm sure the gossip mill will have me banging one of them in the back of the theater or being a total macker (making out, public display of affection) in front of everyone.
The kids already think I'm having some sort of affair with either the home ec teacher or the 8th grade LA teacher. They're constantly reminding me that these teachers are married -to which I reply "And your point is?"
And to make it even worse, this girl's mother was the cashier at Wal-mart the other day when I bought condoms (a gag gift for a friend).
So, I guess I'll just have to play it cool and pay attention to everything around me for awhile... Maybe I need to buy some beer and invite one of the male teachers over when I know the kids are out roaming the neighborhood... Wonder what type of rumors would get started then...
mikey