Are all female comics gay?

[SonOfSlobone]

OK, I needed some cheering up, so I thought I'd watch some clips from women comics.

I go to YouTube and I look up Wanda Sykes. Clips 1-10 are "Wanda Sykes Comes Out."

Then I check out Judy Gold. Clips 1-10 are "Judy Gold Comes Out on The View."

Then I checked out recent episodes of Fresh Air with Terry Gross. There's an interview with Carol Leifer. The topic is basically "Carol Leifer Comes Out in Her New Book."

I mean -- add in Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres. Not to mention the ones who were always out, like Suzanne Westenhoefer, and there aren't very many left. I guess Elaine Boosler and Rita Rudner are straight. But I've never been able to make up my mind about Paula Poundstone...

Not That There's Anything Wrong with That! But I mean -- holy shit...

 

[SonOfSlobone]

She's straight... for now. But her assistant is bisexual, so who knows...

 

[NomineDetracto]

yeah, i read somewhere that having a bi-sexual assistant often turns you gay.

 

[crakker_jakk]

Kathy Griffin is straight..

wrong - kathy griffin is actually a gay man trapped in a woman's body...

as far as wanda sykes - i didn't know she came out..

and i'm pretty sure paula poundstone is out, but i could be wrong..

 

[challon]

I remember Paula Poundstone saying in one of her specials that she was asexual. No interest in sex what so ever.

 

[jizzeater]

Lisa Lampanelli is straight. Chelsea Handler is dating a man, but she seems like she would give bi a try for the right woman.

 

[YeahWhatever]

Sarah Silverman -- even though there was one episode where she turned lesbian, but at the end, she realized she was straight.

 

[Give-It-2Me]

Sarah Silverman
Dawn French
Jennifer Saunders
Jo Brand
Roseanne Barr
Joan Rivers
Chelsea Handler

Off the top of my head.

My fave gay girl stand up is Lily Tomlin!

 

[jesusfarts]

there are some straight female comics but all the funny ones are gay.