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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

ladygrey

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I happen to love this movie.

Let's all gather around and celabrate it's madness.

here's some links if ya'll are staring at me oddly.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_Tomatoes

Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you,
Chew you up for brunch,
And finish you off, for dinner and lunch!
They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy,
Rotten to the core
They're standing outside your door!
Remember Herman Farbage
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see,
Tomatoes hiding in his tree,
Now he's just a memory
I know I'm going to miss her
A tomato ate my sister
Sacramento fell today,
They're marching in to San Jose
Tomatoes are on their way
The mayor is on vacation
The governers fled the nation
The police have gone on strike today,
The national guard has run away
Tomatoes will have their day!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, smash you,
Squish you, bash you,
Serve you up for brunch,
And finish you off, for dinner and lunch-lunch-lunch
Dinner or lunch-lunch-lunch
Dinner or luuuuuuuunch.

http://killertomatoes.com/mainFlash.asp

Have fun!
:D
 
The cartoon was awesome! The girl who would turn into a tomato when she sneezed from pepper and turn back with salt and the little rejected tomato :)
 
I have Return of the Killer Tomatoes on DVD! :D
It's so bad, it's GREAT. Plus it has George Clooney in it! ..|
 
Ok.. I'm not kidding.

I'm serious.

there WAS a sequal and it starred George Clooney.

Really.. look it up.
 
I have it on VHS, got it for christmas from a friend long time ago. It even came with a pack of killer tomato seeds! :) It's just one reason why I still have a VCR! :)

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oh yeah! what makes it so fantastic is that you never really see what the tomatoes DO. they just kill.

for some reason the scene that cracks me up hardest is the one where the reporter wants to seduce the guy for information and just lies down stiffly on the bed like a wooden plank.

and while we're on the subject...

"tomatoes are fags."
"he means fruits."
 
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