marvtha
Dame Marvtha, Muffinmaker
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if you last remember when i went out of town to meet my brother bellamy i ended up finding out he/she is baby gherkins daddy!!!
we had NO idea when we 'bumped nasties' that we were siblings!
so baby gherkins is my daughter, niece, sister?????????
CALLIN DR. PHIL!!!!!!!
you see my brother and i had never met. when i was a young girl my mother martha & daddy marvin divorced.
mother met peter and became pregnant with bellamy.
before peter agreed to marry her mother had to give me to my daddy to raise because peter abhored little girls!
ANYHOO...after we got over the initial shock which consisted of me emptying my flask and bellamy ordering another WHOLE pie....."comfort food" he explained!
while devouring his banana cream pie he explained how he became a she.
bellamy confided that since the time he was a little boy he had a incestious relationship with his father peter haus dickenson or "SIR' as he liked to be addressed!.
this sick love continued until' the day SIR died. soon after bellamy said he started dressing as and living the life of a woman.
through extensive therapy bellamy discovered that if he had been born female SIR wouldn't have been interested sexually and bellamy would've never had the perverted affair with his own father!
"so i became a girl! what became a subconscious way to erase my sexual abuse is now how i enjoy life!" she exclaimed.
bellamy cried 'when you're six years old "quality time" with ol' pops should never be spent playing with daddy's 'erector' set!" 
you see.......the only thing that was being built was a case history of mental trauma and sexual abuse!
so that is how bellamy became bella (dabaul)....taking our mother's maiden name...or "miz bella" as she refers to herself!
so ANYWAY marvtha now has a twisted sister!!!!
the whole matter of her being the father of my still born child i just pushed way back into that ol' gray matter!
marvtha lose anymore brain cells and i'm sure i'll forget that twisted little fact anyway!!!
after miz bella poured her guts out and finished her pie she exclaimed "I NEED A DRINK!'
MY KINDA GAL!
bella suggested this bar "stiffies"where morticians go to forget. OH, bella does hair/ make up at a funeral home.
"afterworking with stiffs we need a good stiff drink then hopefully a....STIFF ONE!" she laughed.
we weren't at the bar long when we met a couple of english blokes who were passing through town peddling their new harry potter coffins lined with muggle's hair...those crazy brits!
anyhoo they went by the monikers... bangers & mash.
after the blokes had a few pints in them and lightened up bella said"LETS GET OUR FREAK ON!"
when miz bella says that you best have a great medical plan..OH, and dental too!
poor marvtha now have a few loose teeth!
my mouth was worked harder than a 7 year old haitan girl in a sweat shop!
bangers took a liking to bella.
he resembled sir paul mccartney but he wanted to do more than 'hold her hand!'
'maybe i'm amazed' at how he was working bella ass!
"that all you got? ya wanker!"
she screamed.
evidently he was somewhere around her 'pink floyd' and she wanted him in her 'deep purple.' or brown i should say!!!
i got stuck with 'mash'. unfortunately he looked like prince charles!
he had a horsey face but luckily was hung like seabiscuit!
i didn't know whether to fuck him or feed him an apple!?!?
oh, he went down on my london, london bridge and i spent some 'face time' on his big ben!
we gave them about 5 hours of our version of 'flying circus' and sent them crawling out of bella's apartment!
ol' bella & marvtha like thelma & louise except we do sexual damage.....oh, and forget driving off a cliff......we're just a bit....... "over the edge!!!!"
MARVTHA LOVES BELLA.........but not in that way!!!
we had NO idea when we 'bumped nasties' that we were siblings!
so baby gherkins is my daughter, niece, sister?????????
CALLIN DR. PHIL!!!!!!!
you see my brother and i had never met. when i was a young girl my mother martha & daddy marvin divorced.
mother met peter and became pregnant with bellamy.
before peter agreed to marry her mother had to give me to my daddy to raise because peter abhored little girls!
ANYHOO...after we got over the initial shock which consisted of me emptying my flask and bellamy ordering another WHOLE pie....."comfort food" he explained!
while devouring his banana cream pie he explained how he became a she.
bellamy confided that since the time he was a little boy he had a incestious relationship with his father peter haus dickenson or "SIR' as he liked to be addressed!.
this sick love continued until' the day SIR died. soon after bellamy said he started dressing as and living the life of a woman.
through extensive therapy bellamy discovered that if he had been born female SIR wouldn't have been interested sexually and bellamy would've never had the perverted affair with his own father!
"so i became a girl! what became a subconscious way to erase my sexual abuse is now how i enjoy life!" she exclaimed.
bellamy cried 'when you're six years old "quality time" with ol' pops should never be spent playing with daddy's 'erector' set!"
you see.......the only thing that was being built was a case history of mental trauma and sexual abuse!
so that is how bellamy became bella (dabaul)....taking our mother's maiden name...or "miz bella" as she refers to herself!
so ANYWAY marvtha now has a twisted sister!!!!
the whole matter of her being the father of my still born child i just pushed way back into that ol' gray matter!
marvtha lose anymore brain cells and i'm sure i'll forget that twisted little fact anyway!!!
after miz bella poured her guts out and finished her pie she exclaimed "I NEED A DRINK!'
MY KINDA GAL!
bella suggested this bar "stiffies"where morticians go to forget. OH, bella does hair/ make up at a funeral home.
"afterworking with stiffs we need a good stiff drink then hopefully a....STIFF ONE!" she laughed.
we weren't at the bar long when we met a couple of english blokes who were passing through town peddling their new harry potter coffins lined with muggle's hair...those crazy brits!
anyhoo they went by the monikers... bangers & mash.
after the blokes had a few pints in them and lightened up bella said"LETS GET OUR FREAK ON!"
when miz bella says that you best have a great medical plan..OH, and dental too!
poor marvtha now have a few loose teeth! my mouth was worked harder than a 7 year old haitan girl in a sweat shop!
bangers took a liking to bella.
he resembled sir paul mccartney but he wanted to do more than 'hold her hand!'
'maybe i'm amazed' at how he was working bella ass!
"that all you got? ya wanker!"
she screamed. evidently he was somewhere around her 'pink floyd' and she wanted him in her 'deep purple.' or brown i should say!!!
i got stuck with 'mash'. unfortunately he looked like prince charles!
he had a horsey face but luckily was hung like seabiscuit!
i didn't know whether to fuck him or feed him an apple!?!?
oh, he went down on my london, london bridge and i spent some 'face time' on his big ben!
we gave them about 5 hours of our version of 'flying circus' and sent them crawling out of bella's apartment!
ol' bella & marvtha like thelma & louise except we do sexual damage.....oh, and forget driving off a cliff......we're just a bit....... "over the edge!!!!"
MARVTHA LOVES BELLA.........but not in that way!!!
cheers to you luv!!!
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