About 10 years ago I was cruising the local dance club for a dance just before the bar closed at 4:00 am.
I asked this really cute guy if he would dance with me. He gave me the "once over" and agreed.
The instant that we got on the dance floor the music changed to a "slow dance." We held each other close, and I could feel his "wood" rubbing against mine.
The song ended, and he and I walked down the street to my car.
As we talked, until the wee hours of the morning, we watched the sun come up.
A Romance had begun.
It finally got to the point where we were to "move in together."
Before we did, he insisted that I watch a "video." Then I could "make up my mind."
I took the video tape home, pulled the drapes, and pushed play. It turned out that he was a contestant for the Miss Arkansas contest!
I fell off of the sofa!
I'm proud to say that he/she won 1st runner up! Ms. Cathy Cline!
He/she did a KILLER Annie Lennox "I need a Man" number in leather for his/her talent.
Anyway...long story short...(I know...too late
)
I asked him..."It always looks like y'all get along in those "shows/pageants" what do you say to your competition?"
He said, "A drag queen (he preferred female impersonator) will never get on the stage with bad hair. If her dress looks like hell, and she's a bitch. Look at her and say:
"I Love You! I mean it! 
Love your hair, hope it wins!"
Then after she leaves..."But not with that dress OR those shoes."
This has been my response to so many people over the years...
What...if anything...is the best wisdom that you've ever received from a female impersonator/drag queen?
I asked this really cute guy if he would dance with me. He gave me the "once over" and agreed.
The instant that we got on the dance floor the music changed to a "slow dance." We held each other close, and I could feel his "wood" rubbing against mine.
The song ended, and he and I walked down the street to my car.
As we talked, until the wee hours of the morning, we watched the sun come up.
A Romance had begun.
It finally got to the point where we were to "move in together."
Before we did, he insisted that I watch a "video." Then I could "make up my mind."
I took the video tape home, pulled the drapes, and pushed play. It turned out that he was a contestant for the Miss Arkansas contest!
I fell off of the sofa!
I'm proud to say that he/she won 1st runner up! Ms. Cathy Cline!
He/she did a KILLER Annie Lennox "I need a Man" number in leather for his/her talent.
Anyway...long story short...(I know...too late
)I asked him..."It always looks like y'all get along in those "shows/pageants" what do you say to your competition?"
He said, "A drag queen (he preferred female impersonator) will never get on the stage with bad hair. If her dress looks like hell, and she's a bitch. Look at her and say:
"I Love You! I mean it!
Love your hair, hope it wins!"Then after she leaves..."But not with that dress OR those shoes."
This has been my response to so many people over the years...
What...if anything...is the best wisdom that you've ever received from a female impersonator/drag queen?
