bij it's storm of the century outside

[fabulouslyghetto]

The first Friday in many Fridays where I legit have nothing on my work board and it's raining pussies and bitches (mods, do not censor me, that is the term for female dogs).

So I guess tonight I widdle down that netflix queue of mine.

What you rotten heaux up to?

 

[Peloso]

cant talk masturbating

 

[purina]

I'm going out to shovel the rain.

 

[gsdx]

Getting ready for the second Texas Low this week. Tuesday, we got snow, freezing rain, and rain. Tonight we're getting more of it... a whole lot more.

Thanks, Texas.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Getting ready for the second Texas Low this week. Tuesday, we got snow, freezing rain, and rain. Tonight we're getting more of it... a whole lot more.

Thanks, Texas.

I'm sure Cancun Cruz is on his way to Aspen.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm going out to shovel the rain.

You can't shovel rain dxmmy, you have to catch it with your hands like the ancestors did.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

cant talk masturbating

PLEASE rinse off the eggplant squash when you're done with it

 

[Peloso]

So I guess tonight I widdle down that netflix queue of mine.

Try Saltburn.

It's a movie, not what I use to masturbate with.

 

[belamyi]

^ You mean you are not Elordiever.

Meanwhile, in Catalonia

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Try Saltburn.

It's a movie, not what I use to masturbate with.

why can't it be both?

 

[LilBit]

why can't it be both?

Saltburn is what you masturbate TO, not what you masturbate WITH.

You masturbate WITH an old Brillo pad. Gotta keep the peen exfoliated!

 

[Peloso]

Saltburn is what you masturbate TO, not what you masturbate WITH.

You masturbate WITH an old Brillo pad. Gotta keep the peen exfoliated!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

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[Alistair]

You need a cat on your lap and just chill until it decides it’s time to move. Better stress reliever/decompressor than weed.