evil_danger
Innocent whore
So I woke up this morning to a speeding ticket, less said the better.
Got to work only to get a load of funny looks, apparently there is a rumour that I’m with this girl who I work with. I found out she has a crush on me. She’s nice but I don’t fancy her at all.
Well she brought her male friend in today, he is so hot I cant believe it, not my normal type, he’s too preen and “pretty” for me but I think the fact I know he’s gay plays a part in my attraction.
Well she had to work and he was propped up at the bar drinking, we got to talk and I think that at first he wasn’t interested. I was doing my best to flirt and I must have broke through because we were hitting it off joking and laughing. He went for a bit to get some money from the cash machine (mile long walk there) and I felt a bit sad because I thought he wasn’t coming back.
A few hours later he came back and I must have had a huge smile on my face, we were joking around my work and it was like… I was making so many mistakes and things were going wrong around me but I didn’t care.
Well when I finished work I couldn’t have a drink because I was driving so he bought me a fruit juice while he and our mutual friend were play fighting. Slightly uncomfortable for me as its like “hello I’m sat right here” but I just laughed and joked about it.
I drove them home, they live opposite each other so that was cool, we ended up chatting in my car, and he was sat next to me, the girl in the back with her arms around me. She started going “he’s mine!” I just laughed, he was going “leave Chris alone he’s not yours, they both giggled and started arguing in that manor “he’s mine” “no he’s not” etc when I just said, “who’s am I then?” They both laughed and he said to her “don’t say anything!”
Then he not so casually dropped his number on my dashboard, I said, “what was that” to which he just said, “uh, use your imagination”
Then I found it quite cute, the girl tried to massage me, but I’m hyper ticklish so I burst out laughing, then he said “that’s so weird, every other guy I’ve been with has been really ticklish”
When he left my car he said, “uh so yeah call me” and as I pulled away he did the ‘call me’ signal with his hand.
I’m just worried because he’s really cute and I’m really not!
He’s so outgoing, I’m so not.
He said he was going to take me to some gay bars, because I “haven’t lived” and I just thought ‘what am I like your project’
I dunno, but getting a guys phone number, cant be all bad now can it, put a smile on my face. And he kept making references that said he was thinking of us as a couple, and I just let them slip because I was confused and didn't want to blurt out "what does that mean?"
Oh I hope this is the end of my dry spell (*cough* dry life! *cough*)
But has anyone got any advice, I'm so new to the dating scene... if thats what it is, and hes a practical veteran to it, by the sounds of it hes got more notches on his belt than I care to imagine! Surly I'm going to bore him, is there any shame in being a virgin? I mean should that make a difference? does it even sound like hes interested?
Got to work only to get a load of funny looks, apparently there is a rumour that I’m with this girl who I work with. I found out she has a crush on me. She’s nice but I don’t fancy her at all.
Well she brought her male friend in today, he is so hot I cant believe it, not my normal type, he’s too preen and “pretty” for me but I think the fact I know he’s gay plays a part in my attraction.
Well she had to work and he was propped up at the bar drinking, we got to talk and I think that at first he wasn’t interested. I was doing my best to flirt and I must have broke through because we were hitting it off joking and laughing. He went for a bit to get some money from the cash machine (mile long walk there) and I felt a bit sad because I thought he wasn’t coming back.
A few hours later he came back and I must have had a huge smile on my face, we were joking around my work and it was like… I was making so many mistakes and things were going wrong around me but I didn’t care.
Well when I finished work I couldn’t have a drink because I was driving so he bought me a fruit juice while he and our mutual friend were play fighting. Slightly uncomfortable for me as its like “hello I’m sat right here” but I just laughed and joked about it.
I drove them home, they live opposite each other so that was cool, we ended up chatting in my car, and he was sat next to me, the girl in the back with her arms around me. She started going “he’s mine!” I just laughed, he was going “leave Chris alone he’s not yours, they both giggled and started arguing in that manor “he’s mine” “no he’s not” etc when I just said, “who’s am I then?” They both laughed and he said to her “don’t say anything!”
Then he not so casually dropped his number on my dashboard, I said, “what was that” to which he just said, “uh, use your imagination”
Then I found it quite cute, the girl tried to massage me, but I’m hyper ticklish so I burst out laughing, then he said “that’s so weird, every other guy I’ve been with has been really ticklish”
When he left my car he said, “uh so yeah call me” and as I pulled away he did the ‘call me’ signal with his hand.
I’m just worried because he’s really cute and I’m really not!
He’s so outgoing, I’m so not.
He said he was going to take me to some gay bars, because I “haven’t lived” and I just thought ‘what am I like your project’
I dunno, but getting a guys phone number, cant be all bad now can it, put a smile on my face. And he kept making references that said he was thinking of us as a couple, and I just let them slip because I was confused and didn't want to blurt out "what does that mean?"
Oh I hope this is the end of my dry spell (*cough* dry life! *cough*)
But has anyone got any advice, I'm so new to the dating scene... if thats what it is, and hes a practical veteran to it, by the sounds of it hes got more notches on his belt than I care to imagine! Surly I'm going to bore him, is there any shame in being a virgin? I mean should that make a difference? does it even sound like hes interested?


















