Britney asks for courier to deliver her dog.

[Soilwork]

Good fucking GOD, can this bitch please just overdose and die already? I'm getting bored waiting for it. If she really wants to be entertaining, she knows that she's in her "Fat Elvis" stage and needs to kick it if she wants to avoid becoming.. well.. what she's become.

(there ain't no coming back from this, and even the most die hard Britney fans know that she's pretty much over, right?)


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http://www.usmagazine.com/new_brit_tease

Neiman Marcus was hit by Hurricane Britney on October 11, as the singer made a ruckus in the swank Beverly Hills department store and let loose with a long rant directed at the judge presiding over her custody trial.

First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew of Juicy Couture dresses.

Then, after belting out Rihanna's "Umbrella," Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, "F-k that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?"

But Spears -- within earshot of an Us reporter and other shoppers -- saved her choicest words for the judge in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, L.A. County commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose court she had just departed after a 45-minute face-off.

"I hate my judge," Spears declared to Bret. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all."

Her verdict?

"His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," Spears said. "And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."

For more info on Britney's latest court drama, her partying, and how she's preparing for her upcoming album release, check out the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.

 

[Pushyourluck]

The hilarious thing is, there will STILL be Britney fans lining up to defend her sorry, white, flabby ass. The girl is clearly deluded and so self involved, that despite her children being carted away from her, her main concern seems to be her fucking dog.

*insert Britney devotee*

"Oh she was stressed and messing around with her friend in the store. People say all kinds of shit when they're under this much pressure. Blah blah blah fucking BLAH"

 

[Soilwork]

There's a post on that page I linked where somoene says that "SHe's a good mother and she never asked for the Limelight."

Um.. she's so good that even with expensive lawyers, she STILL had her kids taken away and as far as not aksing for the "Limelight" goes, nobody gets that famous without LOTS AND LOTS of work to get there.. nobody becomes a famous pop star by accident.

 

[prettyboysing]

"SHe's a good mother and she never asked for the Limelight."

Did someone really say that?

What I don't get is why people find this interesting information? Really, this deserves to be printed in a national magazine?

 

[Soilwork]

To be honest, I like train wrecks.

I never gave Britney Spears any attention until she started to self-destruct. I kept fogetting that Paris Hilton existed until she started to implode. I always ignored Mel Gibson for the most part until the arrest and his anti-Semitic melt-down.

I think a lot of people are like that. I'd never actually buy a Britney Spears record, although they can be kinda fun to dance to if you're drunk, but I enjoy not only her making such an asshole of herself in public but I also enjoy reading all the posts by her fans who display how stupid they are by being fans and defending her.

That whole Chris Crocker thing was just hilarious not becuase he's a fan of Britney Spears, I doubt he really is, but because he was making fun of people who are.

 

[prettyboysing]

But, does this even qualify as "train wreck" material (this particular incident...not Britney in general)? So, she was bitching about the judge in her custody hearing. And the remark about messengering the dog really seems like it could have been a joke (this is purely an assumption given that we can't hear the inflection, but it really comes across like it could have been).

I just think that Britney Spears is enough of a mess that Us Weekly doesn't need to take a mundane shopping trip and try to turn it into evidence that she has problems.

 

[Soilwork]

But don't you get it?

Britney Spears is an entertainer. Her job is to entertain and since she can't get up on stage and entertain us with her singing and dancing skills, she must now either go away altogether or just make a total ass of herself in public.

And then, if it follows through to it's inevitable end, OD on drugs and die.

It's not like she'll ever be taken seriously as an "artist" and now that she's too old to be a school girl in a mini skirt, she's now just a drug-addicted train wreck. She might not like it but the only thing that's keeping her famous is what a total disaster she is. Her job is now to keep going until we spit her back out or she gets consumed. It's kinda sad, but hey.. she wanted to be famous.. and fame costs.

 

[prettyboysing]

It's not like she'll ever be taken seriously as an "artist" and now that she's too old to be a school girl in a mini skirt, she's now just a drug-addicted train wreck. She might not like it but the only thing that's keeping her famous is what a total disaster she is. Her job is now to keep going until we spit her back out or she gets consumed. It's kinda sad, but hey.. she wanted to be famous.. and fame costs.

Time will tell, but I think you might be overestimating the intelligence of the record-buying public

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>"His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," Spears said.

Sounds like she wants HIS gig.

Lex