Channeling my inner 5th grader.

[Kennylingus]

So there's this guy I've known for about two years now and he's great. Really good looking and funny and AMAZING hair. Anyways we were nice to each other for a few days when we first met, but we're both insainly mean people so it became kind of a bitch contest and has been that way ever since. It's actually a lot of fun, because he's really witty and can give as good as he gets. Well I guess I like him a lot and I have no idea how to keep our repoir and still fuck him and see if there's any potential there. Any advice at all? I will definatly not be completely honest about my feelings and lay them all out blah blah blah so don't even suggest that. Thanks!

 

[Willie Boy]

Bake him a "chocolate" cake made of feces. If he eats the whole thing, he's yours. If, after tasting a bite, he slams the cake in your face, you might want to start running because you're about to become his, most likely not in a good way either.

 

[Kennylingus]

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Just ew.
That's all.

 

[Halifaxboy8]

So there's this guy I've known for about two years now and he's great. Really good looking and funny and AMAZING hair. Anyways we were nice to each other for a few days when we first met, but we're both insainly mean people so it became kind of a bitch contest and has been that way ever since. It's actually a lot of fun, because he's really witty and can give as good as he gets. Well I guess I like him a lot and I have no idea how to keep our repoir and still fuck him and see if there's any potential there. Any advice at all? I will definatly not be completely honest about my feelings and lay them all out blah blah blah so don't even suggest that. Thanks!

umm, yah.

Stop doing meth.

 

[swerve]

I will definatly not be completely honest about my feelings and lay them all out blah blah blah so don't even suggest that.

I suspect that WITHOUT doing that...

In TWO YEARS...

You can REPOST your ORIGINAL post and just change it from 2 to 4...

I'm PURPOSEFULLY being DEFIANT -- just in case any others, in a similar situation, are reading this thread...

 

[Kennylingus]

umm, yah.

Stop doing meth.

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Feel better now?

 

[Kennylingus]

I suspect that WITHOUT doing that...

In TWO YEARS...

You can REPOST your ORIGINAL post and just change it from 2 to 4...

I'm PURPOSEFULLY being DEFIANT -- just in case any others, in a similar situation, are reading this thread...

I'm PURPOSEFULLY bored.

 

[G-Lexington]

I guess next time you're in one of those "mean/spiteful/all-in-fun" sessions, turn it on him a bit. Tell him you bet he gives head like a 17-year-old virgin girl, and if he argues the point, tell him to put up or shut up. Once you get him sucking your cock, VERY reluctantly say "Well, I guess you're OKAY at this, but I bet there's no chance in hell you could take this monster up your ass."

Lex