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Chistmas Comes Early for Me....I GOT CARDED !!!

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There I was, in the liquor store this afternoon, buying a bottle of
Crown, (for a friend of course...I never touch the stuff :^o )

Anyway, I put the bottle on the counter when the cashier uttered those
once dreaded but now magical words, "Can I see some ID, please ?'

Good Lord above, heaven can't be this sweet !!

Now, all you 20-somethings reading this are prolly thinking, 'So F-ing what ?',
but for those of us in our 30's and beyond, YOU know what I'm talking about.

I seriously thought he was kidding. I know I look kinda young for my age, (at least that's what I've talked myself into while staring in the mirror) But even
*I* couldn't think that I looked under 21, for goodness sake. Or even 30.

Well, no matter, he was quite serious and for the 1st time in a good long while I had to go digging thru my wallet for my drivers licence.

I practically broke into a jig in the parking lot, but I didn't want to fracture a
hip or anything. ;)

Joshy
 
I look like I'm 12 in my licence picture... It was taken when I was 15. I find it funny that my piece of ID that prooves I'm above 19 (drinking age here), has a pic of me that makes me look like I'm a pre-teen.

Although this coming year (August 2007) I'm supposed to take another picture for the licence, and have it updated.
 
Here in Colorado, everyone gets carded regardless of age. I did the same when I first got cards after moving here...and I am well above 21 years of age!
 
The last time I got carded I was so flattered I wanted to take that cash register guy back home and throw his legs over my shoulders!


I asked of course, and then I was escorted out of the grocery store. Oh well. ;)
 
The only time it's happened to me was when i was in a bar in LA - i didn't have a card or my passport on me - the bar tender asked me to lean across the bar and close my eyes - I thought my luck was in, but then he said

"Fuck! Look at those wrinkles! This guy's over 21!"

Cunt.
 
Nonimus said:
The only time it's happened to me was when i was in a bar in LA - i didn't have a card or my passport on me - the bar tender asked me to lean across the bar and close my eyes - I thought my luck was in, but then he said

"Fuck! Look at those wrinkles! This guy's over 21!"

Cunt.
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I assume you smashed that beer bottle across his skull. ;)
 
Maybe he wanted to give you a Senior Discount. :rolleyes:
 
HazeMaster said:
No jokes, please

I turn 62 in a few days: half price movie tix and "Early Bird Specials" at the coffee shops

Don't knock it if ya haven't tried it ;)
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Your not 62....your 21 with 41 years of experience...

You can just chuckle, while the rest of us go thru the "school of hard knocks"
Enjoy it!!
 
He probably asked to see your I.D. so that he could get your name and address. Score!
 
I haven't been "carded" in over 40 years...which is probably a good thing. I'd hate like hell to tear the parchment!!!!! :badgrin:
 
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