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church people are so weird sometimes

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the elderly cashier at the grocery store: you come in here a lot. i seent you 3 times yesterday.

what i wanted to say: i do a lot of community work I'm always feeding somebody. excuse me, "feeding the homeless" is exactly like those pastor's appreciation dinners and spaghetti potlucks you guys have all the time, except instead of giving the food to overweight choir directors whose ships aren't far from the shores of diabetes and heart disease we give it to people who have nothing and whose lives are one negative interaction or circumstance away from spiraling into depression chaos and turmoil maybe suicide. also known as "charity" you may have heard of it, it's mentioned in your spiritual manual only about 16,000x but since you probably just use it as a blundgeon for LGBT drug addicts prostitutes criminals whores single mothers et cetera I could understand why you missed the part about being a decent fucking human being.

Lordy Lordy :roll: it's the "have a blessed day" every time she checks me out that gets me. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?! IF YOU AND YOUR CHURCH FRIENDS COULD HELP HOLD BACK THE TIDAL WAVE OF DESTRUCTION CAUSED BY SO MANY PEOPLE NOT HAVING ACCESS TO BASIC RESOURCES THAT WOULD BE A SUPER BLESSING!!!!

seriously like we're (community activists) not even asking you to commit, at least throw a snickers bar out the car window at a homeless kid on your way to olive garden every blue moon. I can think of about 8 people who would absolutely enjoy that in spite of the crudeness, it'd be the highlight of their week. ](*,)
 
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And this is why we have a blog, so members can post about the random, trivial stuff that happens in their lives.
 
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And this is why we have a blog, so members can post about the random, trivial stuff that happens in their lives.

Member? I'm the kween of the phorums.

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Sometimes?

The Churchy folk are always weird as fuck.
 
the elderly cashier at the grocery store: you come in here a lot. i seent you 3 times yesterday.

what i wanted to say: i do a lot of community work I'm always feeding somebody. excuse me, "feeding the homeless" is exactly like those pastor's appreciation dinners and spaghetti potlucks you guys have all the time, except instead of giving the food to overweight choir directors whose ships aren't far from the shores of diabetes and heart disease we give it to people who have nothing and whose lives are one negative interaction or circumstance away from spiraling into depression chaos and turmoil maybe suicide. also known as "charity" you may have heard of it, it's mentioned in your spiritual manual only about 16,000x but since you probably just use it as a blundgeon for LGBT drug addicts prostitutes criminals whores single mothers et cetera I could understand why you missed the part about being a decent fucking human being.

Lordy Lordy :roll: it's the "have a blessed day" every time she checks me out that gets me. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?! IF YOU AND YOUR CHURCH FRIENDS COULD HELP HOLD BACK THE TIDAL WAVE OF DESTRUCTION CAUSED BY SO MANY PEOPLE NOT HAVING ACCESS TO BASIC RESOURCES THAT WOULD BE A SUPER BLESSING!!!!

seriously like we're (community activists) not even asking you to commit, at least throw a snickers bar out the car window at a homeless kid on your way to olive garden every blue moon. I can think of about 8 people who would absolutely enjoy that in spite of the crudeness, it'd be the highlight of their week. ](*,)

Yeah, really.

Better yet are the facebook posts about how people lost their keys and got all upset about it and prayed to the lord to find them and lo and behold! there they are thanks God!

There should be one of those memes with the person sweating over which button to push only the person is God and the buttons say: "Help this bitch find her keys " and "Stop Putin from bombing orphanages"
 
Yeah, really.

Better yet are the facebook posts about how people lost their keys and got all upset about it and prayed to the lord to find them and lo and behold! there they are thanks God!

There should be one of those memes with the person sweating over which button to push only the person is God and the buttons say: "Help this bitch find her keys " and "Stop Putin from bombing orphanages"

My favorite is when God or the Devil is to blame for their stupidity. So one time i bought a stupid expensive big bottle of tequila, after 2 shots my friend knocked it over. "Oh well that just means it wasn't meant for you to drink it." No that means you're a clumsy whore ](*,)
 
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