Craziest/best place you've jacked off

[connermt]

Where's the craziest/best place you've jacked off? Mine was probably when I was 15 back in high school, I had a wank in the school locker room after school hours and shot my load all over my hot coaches jacket. I had to make a quick exit in case he came back to collect it lol

HAHA gross. That's disgusting for the owner of the jacket. A guy in high school JO'd into a blanket he and his "gang" used to nap in during lunch and gave it to a friend of mine. She made his wash it before he gave it back to her once she found out.
I'm waiting on someone to say "church"

 

[RyanZZZZ]

I'm waiting on someone to say "church"

Okay...I'll be the first to admit it....during Sunday School Class at church.

And in Mr Wagner's History class in 8th grade.

 

[USEDCAR]

High School
Hospital a few times

 

[texan_slant]

Craziest place - at work in an open office area after hours (was caught);
Best place - in the wilderness.

 

[ManLicker]

On the catwalk above the stage in a church auditorium. With a buddy, after a play rehearsal.

 

[smoothoralbottom]

Dressing room at Target. I was about 16.

 

[bicuriouskid]

In the woods by my house. As soon as I finished a guy drove by on his four-wheeler.

 

[brooklyn]

On a city bus going home from High School shot my load just as this hot girl got on the bus had to put it away she sat next to me in the back of the bus. She saw my load on the floor

 

[redzer90]

airport

 

[leomendez93]

In a bus traveling from one city to another (1 hr trip - last seat), also driving between Houston and Dallas once and finally in my office's restroom, in the middle of the afternoon.

 

[Magicace]

wow memories , mine would be on the office table @ my old job. ohh JOYS !!!!

 

[sportsguy22]

in the back of my 6th grade english class haha that was fun...ruined my fav. spider-man boxers lol

 

[discreetbiman4u]

When I was in the 7th grade I jerked off in the school library while my class was there.
Also used to jo at my desk at work.
Also while driving in the car with all the windows down on a hot, humid day.

Best was into my buddys mouth while we were on top of a public lookout tower, my shirt off, shorts down at my ankles.... Almost got caught. Another dude came up the steps just as I was pulling my shorts up and my buddy was getting up off his knees....

 

[Bobby003]

Mine would be the bathroom stall at work
-hospital bathroom
-in my car driving on the interstate
-in the back of class MANY time is middle school

 

[Fetishboy64]

On a plane, in a zoo, at the park, at school, at the cinema...

 

[Aisle72]

In the dressing room on floor looking at people changing in and out of their pants at Marshall Field's Department Store.

 

[PerpetuallyHard312]

In the library at my university.

 

[PerpetuallyHard312]

Oh also at my grandmother's job in one of her employee's cubicles, in her office, in another office, and in the restroom. Almost got caught a couple times by her too. That would have been downright disastrous.

 

[fadestoblack07]

I've done it in the bathroom at all 3 of my jobs, outside one of my jobs, bathroom in high school, hospital, in my car, at the carwash, in a few alleys, at the lake, in the woods, back of my gf's truck, my front yard at night, in my gf's brothers bed, in my best friends bed, in my friends car, in my moms car, in the same room as my brother( he didnt know i was doing it), in the same room as my friend(he also didnt know), mall bathroom, under a bridge, Grocery store parking lot, walmart parking lot, mcdonalds parking lot, high school parking lot, park both during the day and at night. I'm sure theres more but i can't think of them at the moment.

 

[harleyguykl]

on the side of I90 just south of Billings Montana. (It was dusk and I was facing west)

port-a-john on base in Afghanistan

business class rear toilet on an Emirates A380 Airbus