critical theory

[fabulouslyghetto]

a song can be so awful that it's actually good? katy perry's "fireworks" might come to mind but no, that's a bad song that's actually bad. buTHIS takes "bad song" to depths never before known or reachable by man. this song is BAD. it's truly terrible, aesthetically insulting, intellectually insulting, you feel like they're blatantly disrespecting you by actually recording and mastering this and saying "Yes, this is a hit." you almost wanna hit somebody.

HOWEVER....

there are moments where his cadence and phrasing are impeccable (he obviously rips off his vocal performances from civil rights leaders and black spoken word artists) and the production isn't the worst which is pretty much where the bar has been for music since Soulja Boy (AKA Soulja Girl AKA Bottomless Pit AKA Super Mega Ultra Thunder Lightning Power Bottom) bust the gate open for any Joe Schmoe with Pro Tools and a youtube channel to become the next music sensation. anyway, I must state unequivocally that this song is absolute gutter, sorry sack of afterbirth, scum underneath the barrel dumpster fire trash, but I cannot affirm that I'll never ever ever ever ever again in list listen to it.

Honest to God, this makes "jesus christ is my n*gga" sound like a grammy contender

I hope your ears are ready for this

Is it bad? Yes. Am I singing along to the hook? Also yes. When he invokes Pac/Bone Thugs vocally he comes within a hair of the target.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I submit to the study, Jan Terri. Again. Is it bad? Yes. Am I also singing along? I DON'T WANNA LOOOOOSE YOUUUUU TONIGHT!!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!

 

[rareboy]

a song can be so awful that it's actually good? katy perry's "fireworks" might come to mind but no, that's a bad song that's actually bad. buTHIS takes "bad song" to depths never before known or reachable by man. this song is BAD. it's truly terrible, aesthetically insulting, intellectually insulting, you feel like they're blatantly disrespecting you by actually recording and mastering this and saying "Yes, this is a hit." you almost wanna hit somebody.

HOWEVER....

there are moments where his cadence and phrasing are impeccable (he obviously rips off his vocal performances from civil rights leaders and black spoken word artists) and the production isn't the worst which is pretty much where the bar has been for music since Soulja Boy (AKA Soulja Girl AKA Bottomless Pit AKA Super Mega Ultra Thunder Lightning Power Bottom) bust the gate open for any Joe Schmoe with Pro Tools and a youtube channel to become the next music sensation. anyway, I must state unequivocally that this song is absolute gutter, sorry sack of afterbirth, scum underneath the barrel dumpster fire trash, but I cannot affirm that I'll never ever ever ever ever again in list listen to it.

Honest to God, this makes "jesus christ is my n*gga" sound like a grammy contender

I hope your ears are ready for this

Is it bad? Yes. Am I singing along to the hook? Also yes. When he invokes Pac/Bone Thugs vocally he comes within a hair of the target.

Did I just watch child endangerment? Are the guys a couple? wtf?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Exhibit C, (depending on who you ask the C stands for Chris or Cxnt) a sweet song from one of the worst deplorables in modern history whose, personality aside, music typically makes me wanna take a nail gun to my ears? squeaky tenor aside this is actually a gorgeous song.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Did I just watch child endangerment?

Did you just watch a video of typical American parents for the last 500 years?

Are the guys a couple?

Behind closed doors--probably. There's A LOT of intersectionality here. "Straight" white guys with flavor who are all smooth and down with the brown are often DOWN WITH THE BROWN, they use their proximity to black malehood to act out their homo fantasies (gay jokes, barging in on black friend in the shower, horseplay, gym dates et cetera) that all happen behind the backs of their unsuspecting and probably completely oblivious, in general, girlfriends/wives/baby mamas who are too busy with christian pageantry to notice their men spend 84% of their time with other buff men doing the things men do in the dark. there's also a lot of homoeroticism in redneck culture which is obviously on full display with the volume up on 74,000. also these guys are conservatives and THAT tea is stale by now.

wtf?

I'm not sure I know, equally unsure if I can say that I hate it.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

wtf?

I may have identified the fuck. It's that damn Eb minor scale, somehow it enhances whatever garbage is thrown on top of it.

 

[rareboy]

I submit to the study, Jan Terri. Again. Is it bad? Yes. Am I also singing along? I DON'T WANNA LOOOOOSE YOUUUUU TONIGHT!!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!

omg.

I remember this one.

I thought that it was banned under the Geneva Conventions.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

omg.

I remember this one.

I thought that it was banned under the Geneva Conventions.

You will KNOT come for Slay Terri sis. You're my sister and I love you but I will kick your ass.

 

[Peloso]

I submit to the study, Jan Terri. Again. Is it bad? Yes. Am I also singing along? I DON'T WANNA LOOOOOSE YOUUUUU TONIGHT!!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!

She has an Edith Massey vibe.

 

[pat grimshaw]

critical theory

Marxist critical theory?

Postmodernist critical theory?

Feminis critical theory?

 

[Peloso]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

henceforth be mindful of what you say about pop queen Jan Terri #treadcarefullyinfidels #youreinAfjanistan

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

I may have identified the fuck. It's that damn Eb minor scale, somehow it enhances whatever garbage is thrown on top of it.

 

[rareboy]

You will KNOT come for Slay Terri sis. You're my sister and I love you but I will kick your ass.

I hope that you spent all last evening too only being able to hear her sing that song.