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Crows is a Geshichte Falls story which, chronologically, takes place at the very beginning. Russell does not feature in it, but it's fairly important nonetheless.
“Tonight! Tonight—!” Jackie sang, as she and Felice left Patti’s house on Friday morning.
“And wear something nice,” said Felice. “You might meet someone special.”
“I just met someone special,” said Patti, “and I’m not even divorced yet. which reminds me—”
“The lawyer?” said Felice.
“Um hum,” said Patti. “Need to meet with him for the first time today.”
Jackie’s stomach went queasy.
“I can’t really talk about this,” she said. “After all, it’s my brother you’re divorcing.”
Patti nodded. They were all quiet for a second, and then Felice said, “Oh, let’s stop all this frowning. Tonight we will paint Chicago red!”
They stopped at Sharon Kandzierski’s apartment, down the street from Jackie’s because Felice needed to pick up a suit.
“Now we have almost the same build in the shoulders,” Sharon said, “so you’ll look good in this.”
Felice spun in front of the mirror with the black top and jacket from the pants suit and approved of herself.
“If I can do something about this shelf growing off of my back...”
“Girl, no one wants a bone but a dog,” Sharon told her cousin, though Sharon had never had to worry about a shelf.
“Goin’ out on the town,” Sharon shook her head. “I remember when I used to run with the girls.”
“Come with us!” Jackie said spontaneously.
“No!” Sharon sounded like she’d been pinched.
“Yeah, Cousin Sharon,” Felice said in her rough voice.
“I haven’t—I haven’t been on the town in thirty years,” Sharon said.
“And Chicago no less!”
“Well, then you’re out of practice. Come on,” Felice cajoled.
“You might catch a man,” Jackie added. “You look good enough for someone half your age.”
“I already have a man, Jaclyn,” Sharon reminded the younger woman.
“No, you have a Graham,” Felice corrected her cousin.
Sharon snorted.
“Stop. No. you all have fun and let me know what happens when you get back. If you get back. If you can remember!”
Sharon shooed the girls—the women—they were both in their thirties by now, Sharon reminded herself—out the door, Graham heard her laughing as he came into the living room and sat on the sofa, under the large wicker sun which suddenly looked old and out of place.
“Graham, did you hear them?” Sharon said.
“No.” He didn’t appear interested as he turned on the television.
“They wanted me to run out on the town. Me an old woman running around Chicago hittin’ bars and what the not.”
“That is foolish,” Graham agreed. “Girls are girls. They don’t know we ain’t as young as we used to be. They don’t know how old they are either. Like Chayne,” Graham murmured.
“Jackie said I might mess around and end up getting hit on by a boy—”
Graham laughed.
“What young rooster would hit on an old hen like you?”
Sharon stiffened. Inhaled. Exhaled. That’s how she dealt with thirty-seven years of Graham.
Sharon Kandzierski was shocked out of her self examination.
“Mother, what the hell are you doing?”
Chayne entered the bedroom, hands crossed over his chest, scowling at the woman who had been twisting in front of the mirror.
“Chayne, am I old?”
“Well, you’re not young,” he allowed, “but then I’m not anymore either, so...”
“Well, do I look nice?” she asked her son irascibly.
“Yes, Mama. You know you do. You don’t have a wrinkle on you, and there’s no grey hair. And—and you’re not old.”
Sharon moved away from the mirror and flounced down on the bed.
“Jackie and Felice said that I should go to Chicago with them—”
“That’s a great idea!”
“But I said I was too old to be running around.”
“You’re never too old—”
“And your father agreed.”
“I thought you’d stopped listening to Graham years ago.”
“Usually I don’t” Sharon admitted. “And he said, ‘What would a young rooster be hitting on an old hen like you for? He said that—”
“And you listened?”
“Chayne, yes.”
“Mama, listen to me,” said Chayne, “Jackie’s in the living room right now. We came to borrow the station wagon because we’re going to get the choir robes. Now I want you to go out there and tell Jackie that you’re going to Chicago tonight,”
“But what’ll I look like, a fifty-seven year old woman running around in the streets?”
“Look like to who, Mother?”
Sharon was quiet.
“Mother, the only way anyone ever becomes old is by letting themselves get old. Now you can live or you can die. One or the other, no in betweens. The trip’s four hours and I know they’ll be leaving at about four o’clock, so I suggest you tell someone and make yourself pretty, or else you’ll be sitting around here tonight watching Graham snore in front of the television.”
Graham Kandzierski, turning to the entertainment page of The Saint Gregory Herald, did not hear the car honk three stories down on Royal Street.
Sharon Kandzierski did, and when Graham saw her striding out of the bedroom in heels that could fillet a fish and a poisonous red dress, tight as a sausage casing, he asked her, “What in the nation’s going on, woman?”
“I’m going out to raise some hell,” Sharon said, picking up her handbag and kissing her husband on his balding heard.
“Don’t wait up.”
“Jackie, I thought you knew where we were going?” Felice said.
“I did. I mean I do!”
“Then how come I’m stepping over this bum for the third time?” Patti demanded.
“We don’t know where the hell we are!”
“It could be worse,” Sharon said. “We could be that bum.”
“I guess you’re life has hit rock bottom when you turn into a landmark,” Patti allowed.
“It’s all starting to look the same to me,” Felice said. “Tall grey buildings, can’t see the sky, nothing but El tracks vibrating overhead. People walking in and—oh, my’God, Cousin Sharon, look!”
Felice ribbed Sharon and the two Black women saw, stepping out of a Saturn, a woman with black, Flashdance hair, gold lamé top, black handbag, micro mini skirt, legs covered in matching black hair, a bobbing Adam’s apple and a look of fierce determination as she closed the car door and walked into the club.
Jackie tittered, but Patti hit her with a handbag, “I don’t want to die tonight. He’s probably packing heat.”
“I couldn’t help it,” Jackie said as they passed the club and the transvestite’s car. “He—”
“They prefer to be called she,” interjected Sharon, and Jackie stared at her in surprise.
“Well, whatever she prefers to be called,” Sharon remarked, “Those pumps were fabulous. Even in a size fourteen.”
“You don’t see that in Geshichte Falls,” Patti remarked.
“You do,” Sharon disagreed. “But you don’t usually see it on Breckinridge.”
“Should we go to that club?” Felice asked.
“But that’s not our club,” Jackie protested. “The club we’re going to is on Wabash.”
“Well, how the hell can you tell you tell?” Felice demanded. “Shit, I don’t care what people say, all these streets look alike.”
“It makes me remember why we left Chicago—” Sharon spoke and the El train passing over them roared over her words.
Privately Patti agreed.
“Let’s just find the first club that we see, the first one that looks like a good time,” Jackie said at last. Then, “How about that one?”
Jackie pointed across the street. A yellow taxi whizzed by.
“The one called...?” Patti’s voice faded in disbelief as she touched the side of her mouth.
The entryway was plain, and so was the lettering of the sign, but the sign itself was a long pink, indisputable penis which Felice now read.
“The Big Nasty,” she pronounced the name dubiously.
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“Tonight! Tonight—!” Jackie sang, as she and Felice left Patti’s house on Friday morning.
“And wear something nice,” said Felice. “You might meet someone special.”
“I just met someone special,” said Patti, “and I’m not even divorced yet. which reminds me—”
“The lawyer?” said Felice.
“Um hum,” said Patti. “Need to meet with him for the first time today.”
Jackie’s stomach went queasy.
“I can’t really talk about this,” she said. “After all, it’s my brother you’re divorcing.”
Patti nodded. They were all quiet for a second, and then Felice said, “Oh, let’s stop all this frowning. Tonight we will paint Chicago red!”
They stopped at Sharon Kandzierski’s apartment, down the street from Jackie’s because Felice needed to pick up a suit.
“Now we have almost the same build in the shoulders,” Sharon said, “so you’ll look good in this.”
Felice spun in front of the mirror with the black top and jacket from the pants suit and approved of herself.
“If I can do something about this shelf growing off of my back...”
“Girl, no one wants a bone but a dog,” Sharon told her cousin, though Sharon had never had to worry about a shelf.
“Goin’ out on the town,” Sharon shook her head. “I remember when I used to run with the girls.”
“Come with us!” Jackie said spontaneously.
“No!” Sharon sounded like she’d been pinched.
“Yeah, Cousin Sharon,” Felice said in her rough voice.
“I haven’t—I haven’t been on the town in thirty years,” Sharon said.
“And Chicago no less!”
“Well, then you’re out of practice. Come on,” Felice cajoled.
“You might catch a man,” Jackie added. “You look good enough for someone half your age.”
“I already have a man, Jaclyn,” Sharon reminded the younger woman.
“No, you have a Graham,” Felice corrected her cousin.
Sharon snorted.
“Stop. No. you all have fun and let me know what happens when you get back. If you get back. If you can remember!”
Sharon shooed the girls—the women—they were both in their thirties by now, Sharon reminded herself—out the door, Graham heard her laughing as he came into the living room and sat on the sofa, under the large wicker sun which suddenly looked old and out of place.
“Graham, did you hear them?” Sharon said.
“No.” He didn’t appear interested as he turned on the television.
“They wanted me to run out on the town. Me an old woman running around Chicago hittin’ bars and what the not.”
“That is foolish,” Graham agreed. “Girls are girls. They don’t know we ain’t as young as we used to be. They don’t know how old they are either. Like Chayne,” Graham murmured.
“Jackie said I might mess around and end up getting hit on by a boy—”
Graham laughed.
“What young rooster would hit on an old hen like you?”
Sharon stiffened. Inhaled. Exhaled. That’s how she dealt with thirty-seven years of Graham.
Sharon Kandzierski was shocked out of her self examination.
“Mother, what the hell are you doing?”
Chayne entered the bedroom, hands crossed over his chest, scowling at the woman who had been twisting in front of the mirror.
“Chayne, am I old?”
“Well, you’re not young,” he allowed, “but then I’m not anymore either, so...”
“Well, do I look nice?” she asked her son irascibly.
“Yes, Mama. You know you do. You don’t have a wrinkle on you, and there’s no grey hair. And—and you’re not old.”
Sharon moved away from the mirror and flounced down on the bed.
“Jackie and Felice said that I should go to Chicago with them—”
“That’s a great idea!”
“But I said I was too old to be running around.”
“You’re never too old—”
“And your father agreed.”
“I thought you’d stopped listening to Graham years ago.”
“Usually I don’t” Sharon admitted. “And he said, ‘What would a young rooster be hitting on an old hen like you for? He said that—”
“And you listened?”
“Chayne, yes.”
“Mama, listen to me,” said Chayne, “Jackie’s in the living room right now. We came to borrow the station wagon because we’re going to get the choir robes. Now I want you to go out there and tell Jackie that you’re going to Chicago tonight,”
“But what’ll I look like, a fifty-seven year old woman running around in the streets?”
“Look like to who, Mother?”
Sharon was quiet.
“Mother, the only way anyone ever becomes old is by letting themselves get old. Now you can live or you can die. One or the other, no in betweens. The trip’s four hours and I know they’ll be leaving at about four o’clock, so I suggest you tell someone and make yourself pretty, or else you’ll be sitting around here tonight watching Graham snore in front of the television.”
Graham Kandzierski, turning to the entertainment page of The Saint Gregory Herald, did not hear the car honk three stories down on Royal Street.
Sharon Kandzierski did, and when Graham saw her striding out of the bedroom in heels that could fillet a fish and a poisonous red dress, tight as a sausage casing, he asked her, “What in the nation’s going on, woman?”
“I’m going out to raise some hell,” Sharon said, picking up her handbag and kissing her husband on his balding heard.
“Don’t wait up.”
“Jackie, I thought you knew where we were going?” Felice said.
“I did. I mean I do!”
“Then how come I’m stepping over this bum for the third time?” Patti demanded.
“We don’t know where the hell we are!”
“It could be worse,” Sharon said. “We could be that bum.”
“I guess you’re life has hit rock bottom when you turn into a landmark,” Patti allowed.
“It’s all starting to look the same to me,” Felice said. “Tall grey buildings, can’t see the sky, nothing but El tracks vibrating overhead. People walking in and—oh, my’God, Cousin Sharon, look!”
Felice ribbed Sharon and the two Black women saw, stepping out of a Saturn, a woman with black, Flashdance hair, gold lamé top, black handbag, micro mini skirt, legs covered in matching black hair, a bobbing Adam’s apple and a look of fierce determination as she closed the car door and walked into the club.
Jackie tittered, but Patti hit her with a handbag, “I don’t want to die tonight. He’s probably packing heat.”
“I couldn’t help it,” Jackie said as they passed the club and the transvestite’s car. “He—”
“They prefer to be called she,” interjected Sharon, and Jackie stared at her in surprise.
“Well, whatever she prefers to be called,” Sharon remarked, “Those pumps were fabulous. Even in a size fourteen.”
“You don’t see that in Geshichte Falls,” Patti remarked.
“You do,” Sharon disagreed. “But you don’t usually see it on Breckinridge.”
“Should we go to that club?” Felice asked.
“But that’s not our club,” Jackie protested. “The club we’re going to is on Wabash.”
“Well, how the hell can you tell you tell?” Felice demanded. “Shit, I don’t care what people say, all these streets look alike.”
“It makes me remember why we left Chicago—” Sharon spoke and the El train passing over them roared over her words.
Privately Patti agreed.
“Let’s just find the first club that we see, the first one that looks like a good time,” Jackie said at last. Then, “How about that one?”
Jackie pointed across the street. A yellow taxi whizzed by.
“The one called...?” Patti’s voice faded in disbelief as she touched the side of her mouth.
The entryway was plain, and so was the lettering of the sign, but the sign itself was a long pink, indisputable penis which Felice now read.
“The Big Nasty,” she pronounced the name dubiously.
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