Dirty Graffiti and Limericks…

[snakeeater1]

Some of my earliest introductions into sex was from graffiti and limericks! There was an old railroad station shithouse beside an abandoned railroad track where I grew up! I used to enjoy going in and laughing at the writings on the walls. Here are a couple that I remember…

Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their shit in little balls
Those who read these words of witt
Tend to eat those balls of shit

Or

There was a young fellow from Kent
Who’s cock was so long that it bent
Without much trouble
He stuck it in double
Instead of commin he went

So guys, if you have a favorite limerick or a photo of some great graffiti, post it here and we can all have a laugh! I often wished that I had taken a photo of the walls in that old outhouse!…LOL

 

[unloadonme]

A Roman of old named Horatio
Was fond of a form of fellatio
He kept accurate track
Of the boys he'd attack
And called it his cock sucking ratio

 

[snakeeater1]

There was a fine fellow from Boston
Who drove a little Austin
He had room for his ass, a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out
And he lost um….

There was a young lad from Nantucket
Who’s cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt
I would fuck it…