Do You Fear Cannibal Cocksuckers?

[KennyD]

When I see the buns and relish setting nearby ... I tend to want to get the "H" out of there !!

 

[D-Base]

A few years ago there was this truily horrifying German gay canibal story, two guys met over the internet, they were gay and one was a cannibal, the other one wanted to be eaten alive, needless to say the cannibal started from the cock, he ate this guy's cock while he was watching & bleeding to death... scary...

More here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

 

[kce24]

Served with a light salad?

and anice chianti ts ts ts

 

[Centexfarmer]

Okay, that's it. I'm signing off now to go and watch the Cartoon Network.

 

[slobone]

I don't get glory holes. I mean, you have no idea what's on the other side of that thing. And you want me to put my dick through it? Unh-uh, honey.

 

[eddielee]

I try to avoid anything that has to do with being "Cannibal".

 

[Lube]

It has to be said:

I've never had my dick wilt & retract as fast as it has from reading this thread! I don't think it's an inch long at this point! Didn't know I was such a shrinker.

Oh, and if the penis is too chewy? You need low heat; you know, like a crock pot. Long slow cooking will tenderize... any piece of meat.

 

[Lube]

Are you saying that your dick is only a niblet?


I would agree. I mean, unless you're going to pound your meat, slow cooking would make it very tender and tend to make it fall off the bone (and with cock, you want to eat the meat and not choke on the boner).

After doing a Google image search, it turns out niblet is a surprisingly popular pet and child name. Not exactly a great nickname for my wanker, thanks.

 

[Lube]

Um, it feels good?

But I'm not the type to stick my cock anywhere, cannibal or not, thank you.

 

[Vannie]

I had to laugh at this old thread I stumbled upon while searching for something else.

 

[Charon]

Nope.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

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