do you sit, lean or stand when you wipe

[nattyschnauzer]

I am a stander. For many years i assumed everyone was, then i learned different

 

[RankPitSFO]

I like to stand, facing the toilet, and admire my accomplishment while I casually wipe up. If I'm taking a shit while nude in the locker room, I sometimes put one foot on the seat to provide that extra spread as I stand.

After being impressed with myself for a few brief moments, I toss the dirty paper into the bowl, and give it all a water burial.

 

[Shropylad]

i had to go away to see what i do, never thought about it,but i sort of squat over the bowl and reach under and wipe, then repeat, then stand bend over and wipe, i like to see a good bowlful too, feel quite proud to see how much i can produce

 

[DeepFriedFat]

I lean back and wipe from the front, as in over my dick and then down.

 

[curiousbob]

i do handstands in the shower, saves on arse paper

 

[castoono]

^^ almost the same. Water all the way. No hands. Crystal clear.

 

[DirtyIrishBoy18]

I always stand

 

[Lovethecawk]

I always stand as well, although I kind of lean forward to avoid the dreaded shit-pancake. I alternate wiping F to B and B to F, usually FB first. I still don't understand how you can wipe without at least leaning, doesn't your arm touch something??

And even thought I hate touching the average toilet (I always use an ass-gasket or a layer of toilet paper), I love going into girls bathrooms (like at my job) and licking and rubbing my face all over the girls toilets, maybe bust a load on the seat.

 

[JackTT123]

In all seriousness tho, i sit and wipe, i thought THAT was the norm.

Until seeing this thread, I never, EVER, knew that people stood up to wipe!!

 

[pmgunnerxx]

Until seeing this thread, I never, EVER, knew that people stood up to wipe!!

I think I knew some people stood up but I thought it was the rare exception not nearly as common as this thread seems to make it.

Me I sit and wipe and 99% of the time will only use http://www.walmart.com/ip/Cottonelle-Fresh-Flushable-Moist-Wipes/14574624

I even started getting the travel packs to try to make sure they are avail whenever needed. Its the only way to feel really clean without taking a shower ever time for me.

 

[paulstud]

This whole discussion turns me on -- hearing guys talk about their private moments. I bet I'm not the only one who reacts this way.

 

[serious_andy]

Tend to stand either with legs apart so my crack'ss wider open or sometime lift one leg up and rest it on something like the bath. Tend to alternate wiping, front to back then back to front.

 

[Skunk1981]

I just don't wipe at all and will take a shower if I want to feel clean down there.