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Does This Make Me Look Gay?

justsimon

justsimon

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Earlier I was sitting at my local coffee shop drinking a low-fat, vanilla latte with a straw. I like to have a little something sweet while I do the crossword. As I was sipping my drink and adjusting my pride necklace, I noticed a terribly cute boy walk in. He was wearing D&G bootcut jeans with an orange and white striped sweater (like a creamsicle). His bleached blond hair performed a perfect dip down to his eyebrows. Cute!

I looked him over once or twice (or three times) until he noticed me. He looked approvingly at my pre-stressed Diesel butthuggers and my tight white t-shirt. I grabbed my messenger bag (pierced with an array of rainbows and my favorite, "It's in to be out" button) and walked towards the bathroom.

After I came on his sweater, I went back to my table to finish my latte and crossword. As I grabbed my pen to fill in 47 Across, I noticed a woman across the room looking my way. She had a funny look on her face. So here's my question:

Does this pen make me look gay?









Note: This is obviously a joke, I would never drink a low-fat latte.
 
Have you thought about getting a manly Parker pen, perhaps silver plated? Just a suggestion.
 
Simon,

I guess I'm dense; but where's the pen? lol

I guess I don't get the joke them, right?

Hey, but I love creme sicles!(*8*) (*8*) :kiss: :kiss:
 
Maybe she was just noticing the booger coming out of your nose. It was National Booger Coming Out Day yesterday, wasn't it? ;)

Oh, I don't see the pen either??

Great story!! :-)
 
I don't think you need to worry about the pen. But next time, remember not to tuck your t-shirt into your CKs, always button up your fly and check for wet toilet tissue stuck to your shoes!

This is clearly what the woman was staring at!

Great story though!!
 
Course it does, real men use pencils or sharpie mini's lol.
 
Sharpie mini's are soooo nelly :p :p :p

I use the full sized manly ones. Dont want anyone calling me a sweater spooger :grrr:
 
__X__ said:
I was wearing that exact same sweater today when I went to the ......:eek:
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That's a relief!

I'm glad it was you. I thought Simon was loosing it. I was wearing Bathing Ape jeans. Tonnes of product = a faux-hawk thus NO "sweeping bangs" Not to mention he dribbled on my Diesel slides...which kind of answers my other question... I was obviously the second boy he ate.

Oh, and Simon, 11 going down..."infatuated"
 
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