Elevator Fart

[Danugh]

I was waiting on an elevator and it came and this man walked out with a smile on his face and he said good morning, i responded in kind.

When i stepped into the elevator i realised that man left me a surprize, he farted in the elevator i walked right into it.

It was not funny, i had to endure the stink for 3 floors.

 

[tx_doc]

Oh god! LOL. Glad it was you instead of me.....
Hopefully, you didn't get off the elevator for someone else to walk on thinking it was you.

 

[ozguy]

Hehehehe .... always funny when it happens to someone else!
I've been known to drop the odd orphan (i.e. little stinker with no pop) or two in class when I'm wandering around the room checking the students' work .... and I'm especially prone to it in the period straight after the lunch break. Of course I couldn't possibly own up to them .... it's much more fun watching the kids gag and then start blaming each other.

 

[regexxx]

hahahaha men that's so funny
lol

 

[tx_doc]

I had a teacher once who did that! I was in the desk closest to the chalkboard and she was writing a math problem on the board and just farted. We were in 4th grade and everything died laughing. I actually fell out of my chair laughing with tears running down my face. She couldn't get the class to compose itself.

 

[Danugh]

Well he could have at least given me a heads up and own up to his fart.

In a classroom or group of people the person that laughs the loudest and longest is the one that did the fart, and thats a fact.

 

[NedNickerson]

That reminds me of a joke I heard once:

A well-dressed matronly lady got on a crowded elevator, holding a bag of groceries. Moments after the doors closed, someone standing behind her exclaimed:

"Ugh, what's that smell...?!"

The matronly woman stammered, "Oh, um, that...that's my new air freshener!" and she reached into the bag and pulled out a can of pine-scented Lysol.

There was a pause... Then a voice from the back replied:

"Well, then someone just farted a Christmas tree..."

 

[texyboi]

if I have a case of bad gas, u know the good ol ripe ones that really stink. I like to go to the grocery store,rip one off, then walk down the isle some and act like I'm looking at something.......it is funny as hell to watch peoples faces when they walk through the aroma

 

[Danugh]

^ i laugh but its not funny

Why is it that we can tolerate and appreciate our own farts and sometimes just sit in it, but when it comes to other peopels farts its off setting?

 

[gmoney]

I was waiting on an elevator and it came and this man walked out with a smile on his face and he said good morning, i responded in kind.

When i stepped into the elevator i realised that man left me a surprize, he farted in the elevator i walked right into it.

It was not funny, i had to endure the stink for 3 floors.

Are you sure it wasn't Andreus? He's been known to do that!

 

[Andreus]

Are you sure it wasn't Andreus? He's been known to do that!

i wasnt there

but it is a true andreus maneuver...lol

 

[dcmorgan]

That reminds me of that scene in "Liar Liar" where Jim Carey is in the elevator with a bunch of other office people, someone's obviously farted, and suddenly Jim goes, "It was MEEEE!"

There's also that commercial for the fruit drink where the black chick farts quite loudly in the elevator and says, "Yeah. That was me." (Punchline being 'try something new - honesty'.)

 

[frankfrank]

if I have a case of bad gas, u know the good ol ripe ones that really stink. I like to go to the grocery store,rip one off, then walk down the isle some and act like I'm looking at something.......it is funny as hell to watch peoples faces when they walk through the aroma

And you're actually able to keep from laughing, when you watch their faces????

 

[texyboi]

^ when I start to laugh I'll just turn from them and walk away.......then I find me a new isle and do it again.....u have to understand I live in a small town with nothing to do

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Well newboy12, we can only hope that that man's fart was a wet one.