Evening all

[BenF]

Urgent

FAO: All JUB members

I am as pissed as newt and as stoned as an Iranian homo, I am off to bed now.

Goodnight all.

Kind regards,

Ben

 

[Nonimus]

Nite mate, Sleep-tite - Don't let those newts bite.

 

[Andreus]

Gnite!!

dont forget to rub one out for the Queen

 

[looseliam]

Samplin' some of your goods at work today???

 

[BenF]

dont forget to rub one out for the Queen

As if I would forget - "Happy and Glorious" we both are.

I might even knock one off for Princess Anne too.

 

[Nonimus]

Samplin' some of your goods at work today???

He's a fucker for the ethonol/methonal cocktails they make during lunch hour.

 

[BenF]

He's a fucker for the ethonol/methonal cocktails they make during lunch hour.

Nah - Fentanyl and Sevoflurane makes a much better mix.

 

[Kyanimal]

Sweet Dreams, Ben!

 

[looseliam]

He's a fucker for the ethonol/methonal cocktails they make during lunch hour.

I'm not a chemist by any means, but don't ethanol and methanol cancel each other out?

 

[Nonimus]

I'm not a chemist by any means, but don't ethanol and methanol cancel each other out?

What are you a chemist or something?

 

[looseliam]

Oooo, now that sounds like fun! =]

But BenF, sorry. I'll go for the sevoflurane, but sorry the fentanyl scares me.

 

[BenF]

I'm not a chemist by any means, but don't ethanol and methanol cancel each other out?

Not really. Ethanol is a competitive agonist of the Alcohol-dehydrogenase enzyme, the products of methanol are hepatotoxic, whilst those for ethanol are not - hence ethanol being an Rx for methanol poisoning.

I may be drunk, but I still remember Embase!

 

[BenF]

But BenF, sorry. I'll go for the sevoflurane, but sorry the fentanyl scares me.

Don't forget the 4mg Ondansetron chaser! 100% hangover cure.

 

[GL]

Don't forget the 4mg Ondansetron chaser! 100% hangover cure.

Jeez! You're gonna be pissing something foul tomorrow morning.

'night Ben.

 

[looseliam]

I'm sorry, where are my manners.

Good night, BenF. Sleep well and have a good weekend.

 

[Marbas]

You posted this thread at 11:46 (proper UK GMT) and you're still online ...go to bed ....ya cunt!


PS. I just got back from the pub, bet I'm more pissed than you.

 

[Nonimus]

Hmpf! Everyone's had a bottle o Stella except me! I HATE being sober on weekends!

 

[Marbas]

Hmpf! Everyone's had a bottle o Stella except me! I HATE being sober on weekends!

A self-proclaimed chav?

Sober on a weekend?

You fucking faker!

 

[ozguy]

..... I might even knock one off for Princess Anne too.

What??? The Royal Horse???? Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeigh!!!!!

 

[Nonimus]

A self-proclaimed chav?

Sober on a weekend?

You fucking faker!

How much do you have to water down Metholated Spirits so that you can get pissed but not die?