Ever get a boner at work

[foolish082]

Yes and they happen at the worst times. I wear slacks at work so it's kind of hard to hide it. I usually put my hands in my pockets and try to grab it so it's not evident. I always wind up trying to rush to the restroom to adjust myself.

 

[wanderer]

Have you ever had a boner at work, or been caught with your dick out.

I did today. I work at safeway and I was pissing in the urinal and got a boner. Have no clue why, just did. I turned around with my dick still out, in the process of zipping up. When I noticed a guy behind me waiting for his turn. My rock hard dick almost brushed up against his pant leg. I was so embaressed. He just laughed and went to the urinal behind me.

he probably laughed because he didnt know what to say, and felt embarrased himself. and because he chose to laugh (a positive comment) rather than give a nasty look, he could have been complimenting you at the same time.

hardons happen to me alot, i have gotten used to just wacking off before work, and since i wear an apron (as i wait tables) it doesnt really cause problems when it happens.

 

[Nonimus]

This thing does what it wants - when it wants

 

[gaybot9000]

this never happens to me. i get a hardon only when i want a hardon.. save for mornings of course

 

[confusedboy23]

I do get hardons at school, but I don't think anyone would have noticed it. I'm pretty good at hiding it or could it be I'm really bad at knowing that people have seen it?!

 

[Soilwork]

If I don't have a boner at work, I'm not doing a good job.

 

[blackbeltninja]

I find it more of a hassle when wearing boxers as opposed to briefs or boxerbriefs. The boxers don't hide it as well, I suppose.

-d-

 

[gaybot9000]

You're correct about that...When I was in H.S. it was an embarrassing moment... It just stood right up..

Well.. with a boner like yours hiding it must be quite a task

 

[justsimon]

I don't think I've ever gotten hard at work. It's just not that stimulating.

 

[ozguy]

Occasionally, but it's usually due to the fact that I get so busy I don't have time to pee, and then I get a piss horn!

 

[sonny10305]

This thing does what it wants - when it wants

Same here!
When he wants to come out and play there is no stoppin it.

 

[jft245]

You're correct about that...When I was in H.S. it was an embarrassing moment... It just stood right up..

If thats you in your gallery, you must have to hide it even if it stays soft, damn thats a nice looking one.

 

[marcde]

Well I definitely get them but have never been caught out by someone noticing it. I usually just cross my legs and pleasure my self with some little leg-tightening movements

 

[SJB69]

I have had it happen a few times at work...when I have a really hot guy come into my store. I usually work alone and I, like foolish082, wear slacks and it is hard to hide a boner beneath them. Thank goodness I was able to sit the whole time and then take care of it AFTER the guy left. Working alone has its ups and downs...

 

[cockman1701]

Yes. I've even had it serviced a few times at work when I was in college and had an on campus job.

 

[pjlikesporn]

I turned around with my dick still out, in the process of zipping up. When I noticed a guy behind me waiting for his turn.

I think that might be the really interesting issue here. Far be it from me to say "Put your dick away" (on any occasion), but this is one I've never really heard before. Is thiis normal for you or was it a one-time thing?

 

[dvdmallett]

my friend and I walked into a store at the mall and saw a really good looking sales person helping a girl and he had a huge hard-on, his pants must have been tenting out at least 7 inches. he was standing so close to her, he must have been hoping she wouldn't notice. We unfortunatley were served by his co-worker,who must have had a good laugh at his expense. I've also gotten erections at school and work for various reasons and have had to go to the washroom and jerk off so it would go down and stay down for a while. Didn't help when one of my co-workers (straight) was a fucking tease and got a good laugh when he new he got me hard.

 

[smile86]

in my last job i was working with a guy i had dated previously for a couple of months. We weren't together anymore but he had a hot body and i'd seen it touched it licked it sucked it fucked it....it wasn't awkward we were friends but i did get hard-ons. The work was boring and every so often he'd walk past in his skinny jeans with his nice arse and i'd think 'i fucked that arse'. It wasn't easy.

 

[brandon84]

I used to get woodies all the time when I worked at A&F but I remember this one time at a Saints game my mom was ready to leave in the middle of the game. We were gonna go shopping and she was like "come on, let's go now" and I had a very obvious woodie and I din't want to get up. She was like "boy, get up now so we can go" and she pulled me up by my arm and I could tell everyone around us was looking so I just put my hand in my pants and adjusted it in front of everybody. I just said shit happens but my mom was really embarrased. All she had to do was wait a few more minutes until I could get my mind on something else.

 

[martyj]

I got it at school all the time. And people had to ask me why I carried my books over my crotch too. And then one day it just wouldn't go away so I kind of "took care of that" in the building too.

The worst though is when I get it on the train ride home. I'm sitting down, and I get it, and I cross my legs to hide it. But then it's my stop, and if I stand up I'd have to stay sitting down until it goes away. I've actually ended up several extra stops away once because of this...