Ever REALLY made a sleeping guy cum without waking him up?

[rainbowtrevor]

There are so many erotic stories based around this, usually involving Guy #2 being straight, drunk, and passed out. And of course you got your assorted video clips based on the same principle--fun to watch, but my brain always yells "FAKE" (hey, I'm a born skeptic). Be honest now: has anyone personally managed to pull it off--no pun intended? Either by B.J. or by hand? Are you sure the dude wasn't playing possum? I'd love to hear some spicy stories...as long as they're 100% true! Right now I'm just not convinced it can be done. Tell me I'm wrong and maybe I'll set me a new sexual goal.

 

[radioian]

Yes! An old partner and my current one, who sleeps so deeply a bomb could go off under the bed without disturbing him. As he comes, he murmurs and flexs his body rigid........................I get turned on doing it, and do it to him quite often!

 

[boiseboy]

This obsession with straight guys is disgusting.


What if he was sleeping and gay? Is it off limits?

 

[gdude30]

I've made my Sir cum in his sleep.

That was fun. Gave him a blowjob in his sleep too. My Sir also tells me I jack off in my sleep often. But there is no proof of that >_>"

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

Yes! An old partner and my current one, who sleeps so deeply a bomb could go off under the bed without disturbing him. As he comes, he murmurs and flexs his body rigid........................I get turned on doing it, and do it to him quite often!

I've always wanted to wake up to my boyfriend jacking me off, or vice-versa. =P

 

[Jerry]

I really have my doubts about being able to jerk/blow a guy until he cums without waking him up, but I won't know until I get a regular guy who I can try it with.

If its just some dude you have a crush on, I think its VERY wrong. I've had many opportunities, but never once did I do ANYTHING to a sleeping friend but take his shoes off, give him a pillow, or put a blanket over him.

 

[versatastic]

A former fb told me he tried to do it to me once but I kicked him off the bed. I guess it's not good to bother me while I'm sleeping.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[G-Lexington]

Why would I want to? I'd rather he be awake and enjoying it.

Lex

 

[AlinCanada]

Well you know....He is a lot quicker when he is asleep.

 

[rainbowtrevor]

Whoa...didn't think everyone would get so het up. Just wondering, is all. And just kidding with the sexual goal part, cross my heart and kiss my elbow. I wasn't trying to bring up any moral issues, just...well, curious about the mechanics of the thing.

 

[G-Lexington]

You backtracked so quickly there I think you've left two huge divots in the road.

Lex

 

[rainbowtrevor]

Okaaay...guess it's gotten to the point where anything else I say in this thread is going to be the wrong thing. Never mind.

 

[NedNickerson]

I'm a very light sleeper and just the slightest touch from anyone will wake me up instantly.

But as for making a sleeping guy cum, if I'm going to have sex with someone, I'd prefer to have the other person actively involved in the process with me - otherwise it borders on necrophilia.

I remember watching a video some years ago(I can't remember the name of it - it may have been a William Higgins film), that showed a two guys sleeping in twin beds next to one another. The first guy gets out of his bed and starts sucking his friend who's asleep in the next bed. Eventually, he gets a bit bolder and he starts fucking the guy, while the guy was still asleep.

It was kinda hot at first, but as the scene went on, and the guy didn't wake up, it started becoming a little creepy. At the end, the first guy, pulls out, and jerks off on the second guy's butt, then crawls back into the his own bed.

I remember wondering what the second guy thought when he woke up and found cum on his ass, or if he wondered why his asshole felt funny or sore...

It's a hot fantasy, but kinda creepy...

 

[Adrock-JD]

Whoa...didn't think everyone would get so het up. Just wondering, is all. And just kidding with the sexual goal part, cross my heart and kiss my elbow. I wasn't trying to bring up any moral issues, just...well, curious about the mechanics of the thing.

Welcome to JUB

that's why we have an ignore button, a report post button, a delete button, and this guy

 

[talesofabyssjade]

omg dude yes it happen last week at a pi kappa alpha party on campus some dude passed out on the bathroom floor with his dick in his hands fortunate for me i was the one to find him so i call some ppl in the bathroom everybody came and saw. then i had the fantastic idea to keep moving his hand lol and he had some pre-cum come out and we all scream and laughed in disgust i wish i could show u guys the video lol everybody and their mama had their phones out....he should have known the college party rules never pass out with your shoes on or your dick in your hand!