Every man has a penis

[Danugh]

I don't really want to be an inspector as much as a looker. I'd rather just see a guys dick. It is always the mystery! What is under those pants. I think after that, the curiosity is over. My bf and I were discussing this last night, we have a list now. Lol.

Keep you posted.

Me too. Like i am walking on the street and i see a hot guy, i am like damn i want to see whats under there. But if i was to see it, while i am seeing it, itd be hot but after he puts it away, i'm like on the next hot guy.

Then i have thoughts of being a prison gaurd and he has to strip naked.

Or maybe i am a doctor and have to give him a physical, so he has to strip.

Or i befriend him and one day he and i are walking somewhere and a man, a thug holds us up at gun or knife point and tells us give him all our money and jewelry. And when we do that he tells us to take off all our clothes so that we cant run after him. So there we would be naked and i could get to see his penis.

I should direct movies.

 

[Danugh]

Never happened to I was left to do the best I could in the change rooms, at urninals and by deducing as much information as possible.

I know what you mean but you know what is really disturbing. Nowadays alot of guys would rather wait in a long line to use a stall rather than pull up to urinal and show his goods.

What the hell, that is very disturbing. We all have the same thing, what are they ashamed of?


I should make out of order signs and put them on the stall doors then they will have to use the urinals.

I also notice that some guys if they use the urinal they would hug it so that its near impossible to see it without asking them to pull back a little, because the urinal wall is blocking my view.

I heard that at some places in an effort to combat stall use they made a circular urinal. Guys lined around a circle urinal peeing into it. Nowhere for them to hide and all that dick would be there was the eye taking.

 

[youdontknow]

is it me
or is this thread pointless

 

[Danugh]

Its You.

Your post was pointless as is your lack of ass lol.

bump

 

[youdontknow]

you dont need to bump if your thread keeps getting posts

 

[Danugh]

O ok i never really knew what bump meant. Oh well

 

[Danugh]

I saw sooooooooooooo much penis at a football game today.

Every penis really is different but the basic structure i found was the same, except this one had a weird looking penis, it turned me off, it looked like a twenis not a penis.

All the cut cocks looked pretty much the same, some longer than others, some thicker.

The uncut cocks were fun to observe though. They are different levels of uncutness. Some men pull back all the foreskin and others don't pull back the foreskin so the piss is restricted but trickles out.

There was this one guy his penis openning was so small im sure it must hurt when he gets an erection.

Then these twins came in and the twin to my immediate left had a bigger penis than his brother and the weird thing is that one was uncut and one was cut. How messsed up is that. Why would they circumsize one son but not the other. The one that was not cut had a bigger girth, but the cut one was longer.

Then this tall man, say about 6'5 pulled up beside me, he had a very small penis. so there goes the myth about tall guys and big shoes.

This skinny guy had a very long penis and he whipped it all out and his balls too over his fruit of the loom red and green boxers. He must have drunk beer because he pissed for about 3 minutes, it just kept coming with a steady stream.

This other guy just pulled up and peed one stream and left but his penis was small because it didnt even poke out of his pants.

Then this other guy didnt hold his penis while he pissed he let it hang and go. He shook his penis like 20 times, i was like what the hell? You should only shake it 3 times right?

There was this hot guy i really wanted to see his penis but this underage boy came in so i left immediately because i would have felt dirty otherwise.

Later on though, there was this guy just standing there with this horse penis but no pee was coming out. He kept stroking it and nodding at the men as they came into use the bathroom.

I left, that was creepy.

Like i said in another thread i saw enough dick to last me until tomorow.

 

[JSRD]

sometimes with twins the parents will have one cut and one uncut so they can tell the two apart when they are babies.

also what was creepy about that guy? he was just doing what you were doing...checking out other guys dicks..lol

 

[wanderer]

sometimes with twins the parents will have one cut and one uncut so they can tell the two apart when they are babies.

also what was creepy about that guy? he was just doing what you were doing...checking out other guys dicks..lol

without getting into the morality of circumcision, i have always hated when parents DO something physical to their newborns to tell them apart. the Dahm triplets (see playboy magazine) had blue dots tattooed on their buts when they were babies so the parents could tell them apart. and now you mention this circumcise one to identify which one is which? in this case the parents sound stupid because....wont they have to pull down the kids pants to double check his name everytime....LOL

what ever hapened to a damn plastic bracelet from the 99cent store? >>>

and to the thread starter.......how did you get this opportunity to enjoy yourself without being caught stairing or being noticed for staying around too long?? however you did it, you sound like an expert way to go.

 

[Danugh]

I think this is in the wrong forum as well.


But i still am fascinated by the penis. I went to a party last night and there were so many hot guys there and i just wanted to see all their dicks.

Dick fetish? maybe. I just wanna see it.

 

[snakeeater1]

If every guy DIDN’T have a penis, I’d probably have to suck a lollipop! Wouldn’t be quite the same!…LOL

 

[wolfypdx]

I want to be a penis inspector in my spare time.

Back in my Air Force days, there was a RIF in which I was forced to either re-enlist immediately or get out. My first sergeant was pissed about that and decided to put me on drug testing duty. Every day for a week I spent several hours standing in a latrine as guy after guy was sent in to pee in a cup, and I was expected to watch him closely. I enjoyed that a bit more than I expected.

 

[wolfypdx]

There have been times in my life when I've actually considered castration, both balls and cock. No doubt there are other men who have actually taken that step voluntarily. I never did more than fantasize about it, but as I got older, I stopped thinking of my cock as being a sexual organ. Though I'm still fully functional (at least I can masturbate and cum), I like to think of myself as a virtual eunuch. My genitalia is off limits to everybody but my doctors and myself.

 

[Doright]

Cocks are HOT!

 

[ricksvca]

Every penis is as unique as a snowflake. No two are exactly alike. They are beautiful, and it's no wonder that both guys and girls alike are fascinated by them (though many "straight" guys wouldn't admit that). Count me in, My name is Jay and I'm addicted to the penis.

My sentiments exactly. I love the cock, cut or uncut,, thick or slim as long as it is at least five inches when hard.