fat cops

[bedbugy]

if they fall they can't get on their feet unaided

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Heaven help the black man who gets THEM kneeling on his neck.

 

[Essex Boy]

They are produced at a secret gubmint training facility. They're designed to roll back up again when you knock them over. Remember these?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^

 

[eddielee]

He can't chase anyone, so he would be more likely to use a stun gun or a real gun. You ought to be required to maintain a healthy weight to be a policeman.

 

[eddielee]

He can't chase anyone, so he would be more likely to use a stun gun or a real gun. You ought to be required to maintain a healthy weight to be a policeman.

 

[Alistair]

Heaven help the black man who gets THEM kneeling on his neck.

You made me choke on my lunch

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You made me choke on my lunch

As if this is the first time I've made you choke.

 

[Peloso]

Doctor to cop: Your cholesterol is through the roof. Those doughnuts are going to kill you.

Cop to box of doughnuts: Freeze! *fires 160 times*

Cop to doughnut judge: I believed my life was in danger!

...sorry

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Doctor to cop: Your cholesterol is through the roof. Those doughnuts are going to kill you.

Cop to box of doughnuts: Freeze! *fires 160 times*

Cop to doughnut judge: I believed my life was in danger!

...sorry

bij you ain't NO GOOD!

 

[Ontariobear]

The inspiration for Clancey Wiggum.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The inspiration for Clancey Wiggum.

How have I been watching Simpsons for 20 years and didn't know his first name?

 

[smokeshadow]

The inspiration for Clancey Wiggum.

or maybe Sheriff Buford T. Justice

 

[Peloso]

The inspiration for Clancey Wiggum.

Or Officer Barbrady

 

[ChristianGianni]