QuietChivalry
Porn Star
There seems to be a certain aura concerning the effects of anything previously undone in one's repetoire. I mean, even if what you're doing is completely and utterly senseless, just the mere fact that you've never done it before makes it something to be proud of.
Likewise, setting the precedent for something else lends weight onto the issue at hand. This can be either good or bad, depending on the circumstances.
For instance, the first kiss usually always sucks because people build up so much about it that anticipation is usually better than the nacho breath.
It just seems to me that so many things that you get to do for the first time are completely overrated. For instance, I turned 18 today. So naturally, I went into my first porn store, bought my first lottery ticket, bought my first pack of cigs (and promptly threw them away, of course) and joined my first porn site (care to guess which one I picked?).
(On a side note, I like how 2/4 things I did involved sins of the flesh. Go figure.)
The porn store was filth, the lottery ticket was a dud, and cigarettes are disgusting.
But this site is cool.
So maybe something good came out of turning 18 afterall.
...At least I am able to write semi-coherent sentences that aren't completely devoid of meaning.
Happy birthday to me.
Likewise, setting the precedent for something else lends weight onto the issue at hand. This can be either good or bad, depending on the circumstances.
For instance, the first kiss usually always sucks because people build up so much about it that anticipation is usually better than the nacho breath.
It just seems to me that so many things that you get to do for the first time are completely overrated. For instance, I turned 18 today. So naturally, I went into my first porn store, bought my first lottery ticket, bought my first pack of cigs (and promptly threw them away, of course) and joined my first porn site (care to guess which one I picked?).
(On a side note, I like how 2/4 things I did involved sins of the flesh. Go figure.)
The porn store was filth, the lottery ticket was a dud, and cigarettes are disgusting.
But this site is cool.
So maybe something good came out of turning 18 afterall.
...At least I am able to write semi-coherent sentences that aren't completely devoid of meaning.
Happy birthday to me.